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Let's say you been with your gf/wife for 10 years, you have a loving family together, 3 beautiful children. You work your ass off, and you known each other since childhood.
Drake shows up with his crew, glances at your wife. Tells her he wants to skeet inside her butthole.
Will she throw away everything, just like that? Because he's a celebrity, multi-millionaire?
Do celebrities have the power to just walk around, and go "oh, I want to ruin that guys life next." They could pretty much fuck your wife on the same night he met her with low difficulty.
The girl of your dreams takes 0 effort, you work your ass off to impress a woman, keep her happy and everything and these guys can turn them into cum sluts.
Just imagining it, but if Brad Pitt wanted to, he could ruin at least 1 marriage a day if he wanted to.
no you fkn retard
do you not know what love is
I wouldn't marry or even date a girl unless she was completely devoted to me. I'm not stupid and I'm definitely smarter than any woman so I'll know exactly how much she loves me. The average couple would be at risk of what you're saying, though.
>>25686281
> 1.6M Men Pay Child Support For Kids That Aren't Theirs (DNA)
>omgg i didint had sex in weeks!!
>why don't you just be more social?
>Why don't you like go outside and just make some friends?
>are those bite marks on your arms?
>do you bite yourself?
>why do you bite yourself? that's messed up.
>tfw 16cm penis and 5,9
>>25686131
Pretty decent desu
>18 cm penis
>5'7
JUST
>>25687060
30 cm penis
5'3
I've noticed a lot of posts earlier today advocating animal abuse. I'm going to say this right now, you better knock if the fuck off. This board has a lot of negative energy seeped into it, an absurd amount, and it has allowed me to easily link this board to negative 4d and 5d astral beings who will absolutely enjoy torturing anyone here who intends to cause suffering to or advocates causing suffering and abuse to animals. So you edgelords better knock it the fuck off, or you're gonna get some bad shit coming your way, courtesy of the astral realm.
Keep in mind, any abuse you advocate to be done to animals, will be done to you.
>>25686088
Nice, nice, nice
>>25686088
tila tequila, we all know it's you.
Leave this board you roastie whore, literally no one (your children included) would care if you died, so why don't you go jump off a building. You're a waste of oxygen.
>thought I got over her
>see a picture of her by accident one day
>relapse
There is no escaping this hell.
I'm so used to her purposely ignoring me that she ignores me in my dreams. When does this end?
>>25686042
>been in the house for 4 days
>decide to go grab smokes
>walk the usual route to local sev
>oneitis drives by
>she doesn't even see me
>go home and cry
and i thought i was over her
Oh God I know this feel.
>tfw drive with windows down listening to sad music about how much i miss her even when it's cold hoping oneitis will hear it and see me one day
>"calories in, calories out, cardiofags are pretentious"
Fact: The ONLY thing that determines your body is genetics.
Lifting, running, eating only carrots, when you are genetically predisposed to being fat literally does N O T H I N G A T A L L
>>25685969
I personally tried losing weight for months, just by staying 500 cals below my BMR. Lost at most a pound a week. Even started lifting when I hit a plateau. It wasn't until I started running three times a week that I really was able to actually lose weight at a decent rate.
>>25686040
>tfw genetics determined which language im using on 4chan and what i'm typing
>tfw using my genetics to cheat on my gf
Is being 19 and still living with your smothering parents still bad?
Anyone wanna top this and make me feel better about my life?
>22
>NEET and live at home
>can't drive
>never had a job
We're all gonna make it
>make me feel better about my life
Let us see... there's 19 year old working 15+ hours in factories around the world right now... literally now actually. There are 19 year olds who just got their legs blown off by explosives, probably today... maybe some got shot right afterwards too. There are 19 year old sex slaves right now getting slammed by drugs and not so drugs (men and women) againts their wills right now too. There are some starving in the street also, right in your country! Lucky you. There are 19 year olds too in jail right now... and some that probably can't sleep because they're watching some drug deals go down and just in case some other 19 year old faggot feels like starting u a fireworks show early... they can't get sleepy bye time. Hope this worked just a little.
I'm 22 and live with my parents because the college is literally right down the street.
On top of that, I find it hard to believe anyone moves out before 20 with the economy
>>tfw no gf
>>tfw no gf
>>tfw no gf
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I JUST WANT A FRIEND
>>25685938
Hallelujah! A Pure One has descended upon us!
I just want a (You)
>>25685938
>>25686019
here's your (You) f.am
>going to chill with girl for a few days
>no condoms
>haven't trimmed pubes in years
>too scared to go to pharmacy to buy condoms, scared the cashier will laugh at me
>>25685843
>scared the cashier will laugh at me
People couldn't give less of a shit about you, anon. Especially cashiers.
>haven't trimmed pubes
Do you really need to?
Why would a cashier laugh at you for buying condoms? Who does this?
go to the supermarket and use self checkout like a normal person you autist. then no-one has to see. also no girl will touch your dick if theres a jungle growing from it, take my word on that one. my bush has cucked me before
Who /asexual/ here?
pfttt
hahaha
HAHAHA
>>25685700
I think maybe
vaginas don't do anything and I've never fapped to 3d porn
vaginas actually kinda disgust me, there ugly flesh tacos
I know im not gay since dicks don't do anything either for me.
I honestly don't know. alot of people say that asexual doesn't exist and just an excuse for virgins while other people like tumblr have whole spectrums and graphs on sexuality
me! it sucks when ur in a relationship with a guy who has high testosterone from working out
i think hes going to cheat on me for the sexand ill probably let him
Everyday I think about killing myself in front of friends classmates and enemies. I don't think I will do it but the amount I think about it tells me otherwise. Should I admit myself into a mental hospital or go on with life like it doesn't exist
>>25685687
Mental hospitals are terribly boring. I wouldn't want to go. Just ignore it or see a therapist.
>>25685687
No, they aren't there to help you. It is a prison of another name
>>25685687
Focus those thoughts into killing someone else.
You can make a strong warrior against normality.
Burn, filth. The worms here are alienated to the brink of inhumanity, and they laugh at school shootings and fantasize about being powerful enough to rape with impunity. Chronic masturbaters escape from crushing loneliness only through the afterglow of an orgasm, after which they close thirty tabs of child porn doujins. Friendless degenerates abuse DXM and whatever they can find in their family's medicine cabinets. Social outcasts indulge in anger and narcissistic defense to avoid self reflection. The sickest fucks of all come to laugh at the spectacle. Nobody here is worth saving.
>>25685682
What if I just want to feel feels, anon? :(
The fire warms me.
>>25685682
Yeah, well, fuck you too.
>>25685726
Nobody is here for solidarity anymore. Gone are the days where thousands of people would come here to tell stories about the worst things that happened to them. Now pathetic opportunists treat /r9k/ like a dating website. People participate in old, stupid flame wars so they can enjoy feeling angry. Everyone is here to wallow in rage, not sorrow.
How do you deal with the fact that no woman has ever told you that she loves you?
I don't care really. I've never loved anyone either. I don't know what all the hype is about since I don't know what love feels like.
>>25685656
I don't give a shit. I'm infinitely more upset about the fact that I haven't been laid in well over a year.
I don't. I deal with the fact that the girl I love more than anything in this world stopped saying it.
ITT: 00s nostalgia (2000-2005/6ish only, anything after that was Bieber iPhone shit)
Post videos
>>25685633
Adult Swim was the shit back in the day fambam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gevQaSWT4Gc
>>25685633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE5SRI_vV1c
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AH6QWK6z6Q
Daily reminder that procreation is the primary cause of human suffering in the world
You're not wrong, though it is also the primary cause of human joy.
>>25685615
Based Schopenhauer bringing his a gameThe antinatalist game, bitch
I'd say religion and the belief in an afterlife is.
