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What are you robots planning to do with this much NEET bux?
>>25676813
Hookers and cocaine.
>>25676813
how do i enter to win?
>>25676813
give 4.33 million to every american on the planet
It's been a while.
Post your room and rate others
>>25676766
How do you not fall down when you go to sleep?
OP here.
>>25676766
Got turned upside down, dunno why.
I was just about to make a comfy thread
sorry i don't have any comfy images
Can suicide baiting on here get you in trouble?
I know that making threats can get you in trouble but would people report a potential suicide victim and have his house raided?
Most states now have laws against encouraging a suicide over the Internet.
It can even be a felony in NY and other liberal states.
Legally, probably not unless you personally know that person. If you were taken to court for this, you would need to have some sort of intent such as knowing this person was actually suicidal.
It would be easy to argue that the poster wasn't aware someone was actually suicidal and likely thought the post was a joke. Or they themselves were joking and didn't think anyone would seriously commit suicide based on a few words posted on 4chan.
If you go around harassing or encouraging someone personally, then you can get in trouble. These things are handled case by case, it's not like you'll just get charged because the law is there. It would be really simple to win in court.
>>25676818
What if I don't live in the US?
Do I have a robot's body? I'm not physically active at all.
>>25676494
yes because at that bf% you'd have abs if you actually lifted weights
>>25676494
Post Picture 1.jpg.
>>25676494
Fuck exercise, you are a qt.
>"I can't tell you how glad I am that you finally talked to me Anon. Every time I saw you I would feel so anxious, I just couldn't tell whether you were interested in me or anything like that. Sometimes I'd tell myself you were and that I should find some way of approaching you. But then I'd see you and you'd seem so distant and content that I'd feel so stupid for telling myself it was a good idea. So thank is what I mean. Thanks for making my world a better place."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9cIfVFNzSs]
>"No it's just weird that you'd think that. Like, do I seem that intimidating? I'm sort of flattered you thought my life was so perfect. I always feel people can tell I'm all over the place, it's one of the reasons I was too shy to say anything to you. I thought you were just avoiding me because you didn't like me for some reason. Well now I guess our lives don't look so bad in comparison, huh?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISfJX8toAiY]
>"Oh hold my hand already Anon! Our knuckles have been bumping against each other for the past fifteen minutes, and if you're going to hold my hand then I'm going to insist on holding yours. There! Was that really that bad? Gosh your hands are so warm, what the hell! I have such poor circulation, I can barely move my fingers in this weather!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9VhC0hiTg]
Is this supposed to make me feel bad?
Mummy just posted this on normiebook
>My son has learning disabilities (strong autism along with ADHD, dyslexia and dyspraxia and has become increasingly difficult to deal with. No matter how much I sit down and talk with him, or have tried to work with him and support him or even compromise with him he seems to show no improvement. Most of my money each month ends up being spent on sweets and games. His habits are awful; he is incredibly lazy and just plain disgusting. Honestly the things that he does and his lack of hygiene- in any sense- are enough to make your stomach turn and on top of that he has outbursts where he is rude and angry and generally has no respect for me. No matter how well I try to maintain a positive, clean environment for us it is always ruined and I am at the end of my tether as I can't handle his behaviour any more.
>>25676279
post screenshot frogboy
>>25676279
> Most of my money each month ends up being spent on sweets and games.
And that is when I realized you are just creating a meme. Go to s4s
>>25676279
>Mummy
God, you're disgusting.
Do women have any sexual drive?
>>25676257
yes, women are about as horny if not hornier than men
they just don't show it and you have to jumpstart their arousal it before it becomes obvious to you as a male
Yes, but only for Chads. Nothing dries a cunt faster than a robot.
>>25676257
Only when they see Chad.
>be hanging out with a 4 11' asian girl
>am 5 8' and 110 pounds
>she grabs me by the legs and lifts me off the ground easily
>mfw a small asian girl stole my masculinity IN PUBLIC
That's your own fault OP. If it makes you feel any better, a 8-year-old girl lifted me off the ground.
I'm 5'2"/95 lbs. I guess children are kind of strong or something.
I honestly think this is bullshit and never happened but I will express my opinion as if it actually happened.
Quit being such an insecure bitch.
>masculinity
You post cute anime girls on 4chan, you obviously have none
Even applying online seems like a huge pain in the ass. Or maybe deep down i'm just delaying the inevitable doom T_T
Even though my NEET life seems boring bcoz vidya and media doesnt is boring i still would rather stare at a wall on my bed than work.
Help me guys... my filipina wife is coming here in 6 months and i'm still living with my parents and i have 700 bucks in my bank.
I feel so pressured it makes me wanna die.
Send help.
please advise guys
Hate to be that guy, bit you might wanna get a job.
>>25676387
damn T_T
Hva skjer mine Norske venner?
>>25676153
http://cuckoldmarriage.info/forum/males-seeking-cuckold-couples/well-endowed-young-black-bull-seeking-couples-in-norway/
>>25676153
Hvor mange norske er her egt? Gjetter svaert faa.
>>25676207
Meh. Forrige gang jeg lagde en Norsk traad saa ble den passe populaer.
>be a robot kv for my entire life
>ugly and fat
>no social life
>playing video games and later watching chinese cartoons entire time when not studying
>the only redeeming feature is that I'm pretty successful when it comes to studying, and that I'm at least pretty tall (6'2)
>once tried to be friends (yes, friends) with a girl in middle school, she turned out to be a manipulative bitch
>unable to trust women at all
>go to uni
>meet a really cute and smart girl
>she also focused on studying for her entire life
>never had a boyfriend or even kissed
>muster all my courage and talk with her while trying to hide my social autism
>seems to be really perfect
>start trusting her
>keep talking with her for a month
>finally ask her out
>rejected, but politely
>start talking to her again a few days later
>after a short time, everything goes back to how it was before
>we get to know each other more and more
>gradually a romantic relationship starts developing
>she actually starts making moves on me as well (though I was too autistic to notice that)
>2 months later, we are a couple
>turns out she initially thought I was a Chad and asked out every girl, and couldn't acknowledge the fact that someone could genuinely like her, and that was one of the reasons for rejecting me the first time
>life becomes a bliss
>everything before seems hollow and meaningless
Continued in the next post.
Part 2:
>go on in a very loving and happy relationship for over a year
>we keep no secrets, talk every day, spend as much time as possible together and can't imagine life without each other
>we even start planning our future together and all that stuff
>after that year, things start getting worse
>she feels inferior to me due to my slightly better grades (even though her grades still were good enough to get a merit scholarship)
>it keeps getting worse over the course of the next year
>everything is still fine during holidays and such, when she doesn't try to compete
>but when she gets stressed, she treats me very poorly
>love her too much to even consider breaking up
>sometimes she brings up the idea of a break (like, being apart for a month, but still exclusive)
>too dependent on her affection and love to let her go with no contact for a whole month
>convince myself that everything will be alright if we manage to stay together through the uni, since during summer holidays everything was fine, even though we both had jobs that were sometimes pretty stressful
>things get a bit better thanks to a long winter holidays break and a trip we had
>back in uni after the break
>things aren't looking bad
>make a mistake which as an effect caused her to be humiliated (and which was entirely my fault)
>breaks up with me
What do I do now? I can't handle it at all, or even think about anything else for a moment.
>>25675883
Well anon? What was the mistake? Also if she dumped you over something trivial it's good to be rid of the Stacy
>>25675883
Jesus fuck that hoe, she was mad because u got better grades? Fucking 12 years old mate
Bunch of normies here these days so I'll just go ahead and ask this question:
Let's say I'm with a girl on a date. We're in a pub drinking beer.I met her on tinder. How do I into fucking her or at least kissing? I'm an absolute moron when it comes to this so I'm gonna need some decent tips.
get her shitfaced and do whatever you need to do. lie. play with her mind. be everything she wants.
then slip it in boy
>>25675852
I need more step-by-step on how to do it. I mean I've already been on like two dates with two different girls and didn't manage to do shit. We sat beside each other, drank our beers and talked. How the fuck do people actually do it?
It's 2016 bro
>tfw can't find a job
>tfw wagecuck
>tfw freelancer
>>25675631
>tfw know that feeling famiglia
/r9k/ would you date a 700lb qt?not that it matters, she has a fiance
>>25675572
Noh.
Fuck that is gross
If I could somehow date her head and ignore her body then yes
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?
>>25675484
Pet him
Kill him like the other anon
give him tuna and belly rubs
