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Will 4chan remove /r9k/ like it did before?
>>25671727
Only been on 4chan for the past 6 months. Why was it removed?
>>25671727
As if, not even /s4s/ can keep with the dank memes we churn out.
>>25671889
>/s4s/
What is that board?
Who is / nightwalk/ here ?
I like to in the spring, summer, and fall. It's winter here now so I can't enjoy it when my nose is non-stop running and I can't feel my hands the whole walk.
>took the tram to the last stop
>right by the edge of the woods
>decide to nightwalk on the skiitracks for a bit
>walk rather far into the woods
>could hardly see the snow under my feet
>a skier comes and passes me, flashing my face with his/her headlamp
>probably wondering what the fuck i was doing in the goddam woods on the skitracks with no skis
>fucking thin ass converse shoes feet cold as fuuuck
>moonlight shining through the treetops in some places, rather nice
Was a pretty decent nightwalk all in all, not the best I've had but it felt good. Hard to nightwalk anywhere remote in the pitch black winter night though.
>running around a nearby lake in the summer night
>pass someone on a bicycle
>suddenly see this black shadow just dash quickly towards me on the track and past my feet
>jump and let out a small "eughh"
>realise it was a dog that probably belonged to the bicyclist
Sort of funny.
I wish it had snowed here.
I'm probably going to go for one tonight, have a marathon of Bowie's Berlin albums
ITT: successful people with aspergers/social retardation
you're sooo funny and original
>>25671668
>nigger
>person
I don't get it.
>>25671703
Fuck off funnyjunk.
Post in this thread..or uh or else!
or else what senpai?
>>25671663
I didn't think this far ahead...
I will get assaulted by Yuugi?
Hello!
I'm new to this board, but since I can't seem to get anything out of /b/ besides traps / loli etc I figured I'd give it a try.
Rule wise, how does this board compare to /b/? I like the idea of a moderator to make sure the board is fresh
Thanks in advance!
Cheers,
-Restl3ss
Oh, and one more unthought of question -
How does the "culture" compare to /b/? I noticed the front page isn't just all porn
REEEEEEEEEEEEE namefag gtfo
>>25671701
So one could inferr that using names on this board is generally frowned upon
Even downs syndrome women can be choosier than your average robot.
This is fucking hillarious
How is this allowed? This is worse than child molestation.
>>25671579
I have no idea. Even worst, who on their right mind would kiss a tard?
>make a post
>white knight redditor responds to it
>make a post
>a normalshit says "LOL EDGY"
Im pooping right now and it feels great
>>25671544
Stop being so edgy then.
Why would normies use /r9k/?
Maybe to feel better about themselves?
Like going to the zoo...
We are funnier than 9gag and facebook.
>>25671475
Because I wish I were a dispassionate, intelligent robot.
>inb4 derision
It is true -- you are such.
How long have you been NEET?
I've been NEET for 9 years.
Half a year and my parents and the government are pressuring me. Send help.
>>25671454
Are you interested in a sexual relationship with a man? I want a NEETpet to tenderly love and care for. I want to be able to feed you my cum, both via your anus and your mouth. I'm not gay. I consider my self NEETsexual, because I'm only attracted to NEETs. Sometimes I'm violent. Interested?
7 years here.
Lalilulelo
>listening to Bowie
>tears running down my face
>mom walks in
>starts laughing ''omg anon, it's just a musician''
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE
BOWIE WAS A FUCKING GOD
>>25671434
My mom started crying when I told her
RIP
Literally who?
Only somewhat know him through Venture Bros
>>25671434
>crying when some literal faggot musician dies
just normie things
>"he's soo tall and handsome as hell"
>HE'S SO TALL
>AND HANDSOME AS HELL
>ree
>>25671429
REEE-eee
>>25671429
>"Oh my God, look at that FACE"
What did she mean by this?
>TFW 6`3" above average looks but crippling social anxiety.
what has suddenly happened to /r9k/ in the past couple of days?
I know /r9k/ is always getting new attention from whatever recent events happen.
but this time it seems... different. is it just me? I really cant put my finger on it.
I just have this really weird feeling.
I know what you mean. All of a sudden it seems like every 10th poster is female or chad. Little by little the board this board is becoming like the real world. I feel a reee rumbling within me....
>>25671397
Maybe it was the leak of rare Elliots.
>>25673045
What do we do to stop this. More gore threads?
what happened in your life to make you a loser?
>>25671224
I was not born autistic and an IQ +2+ sigma.
>Look like chad in HS
>Anti social
>Sat alone at lunch
>Girls always try to flirt, fucked a few then never talked to them again
>Guy's try to fight me for fucking the girl they liked
>Always got suspended for fighting
>Eventually get kicked out of HS
I just wasn't born with that social gene. Now im a HS dropout and work odd jobs just to get by. Still no friends and a complete loner/loser
The priviledge fairy missed my cradle.
Is it still pedo if you've fallen in love with a teen and you're not attracted to anyone else under 18? The age doesn't fuel the attraction for the girl, you genuinely like her. Youve never been attracted to any other teen girls and you arent, other than her.
Fuck if i know man
>>25671234
FUCK MY SHIT UP F A M I L I A
>>25671207
You may not be a pedophile, but you'd still be a child molester if you did anything.
How old is she, btw?
What if you don't want to have sex? I'm a girl and I'm too scared, I think I'll just die a virgin. I've had a few boyfriends who tried to talk me into it but I just don't want to do it.
>>25671138
that's fine. Same situation for me OP. I'm so use to be a hikki that I don't want a boyfriend
anymore. or maybe you will find someone one day.or gf
>>25671138
reminder that if you have sex you loose all your value as a women, it will likely hurt, won't be enjoyable, everyone will judge you for it, it might damage your genitals, and you could get pregnant
reminder that if you have sex as a man you get congratulations from everyone and..... that's really it
>>25671138
men that pretend to be girls are really fucking creepy tbqh. nobody will ever want to have sex with you if you don't get therapy to fix that brain of yours.
