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>wake up today
>read about Bowie's death
>can't listen to any of his songs without tearing up like a little bitch
>feel like shit for the rest of the day
This is a great start for 2016 desu
It can only get better from here, right guys?
I'm a huge fan of slipkot, if Corey Taylor died l would be sad but l wouldn't cry. Do you know why ? Because l don't over-dramatize bullshit
Who's next, Rob Halford?
In the cess-mess of shitty Twitch, Justin TV and Hitbox streams, are there any robots around, or at least just decent people who aren't full normies- the ones without dumb subscription airhorns and bots to upset the slow chat, and dumb phrases like "Welcome to (the) [x] you've accomplished something by paying me money"? I'd prefer streams not dedicated to dumb games like the new counter strike or those shitty MOBAs (all of them), and no face-cams, though I could probably deal with it if the stream were good enough
Doubt there's any streams like that though, only most of the members of vinesauce and dark souls and some TF2 players
>>25670163
knew I fucked the title up
>>25670163
Lirik does have the sounds, but I like his stream. He is pretty chill and comes across as a shut-in who just plays video games all the time. Good sense of humor.
I like watching Kripp but he streams at 11pm-4am est. Even though he gets 20-30k viewers he doesn't have a sub sound or donation sound. He could be making way more money with one too. Pretty good guy.
He gets too salty at card games, but it's fun to watch.
Tea thread. Post your favourite tea, read the thread while sipping it, scorn disgusting coffeefags
>green master race
milk and sugar fags need to admit to being race mixing latte lovers.
I have some green tea w/ jasmine.
Coffee drinker here. Drink it black and laugh at you faggots. Always will.
Proceed with your gay.
What country are you from, robots?
Russia. Vodka/bears
>>25670122
The greatest country on EarthAmeristan
Greatest country on Earth nigga.
Things you choose to do + MBTI:
ENTP
>I never write any of my ideas or conclusions about the world down because then I won't forget the details of my argument and therefore won't ever be able to discover the genius of my own introspection a second time.
>I never update my journal because that would stop me from forgetting what actually happened and what didn't. As far as I'm concerned I died twice and my parents are virgins.
>I make lots of friends but I never get close to them. Wearing the plastic mask is suffocating. Becoming the plastic mask is worse. And friends transform.
>Deliberately go out of my way to do amoral actions that make me disgusted with myself after. This serves as a reminder that despite my realisation that there is no objective morality in this universe, I still am an emotional creature, a beast controlled by impulses that are disguised as feelings which cause me to selectively reason with my logic. My mind serves as a metaphor for a gold digging wife and a cuckolded rich old husband.
>I work multiple jobs and make huge amounts of money just so I can order okayish food. I've never learned how to properly cook a wide array of meals, and I never intend to. I reckon that I spend into the early thousands each week on breakfast lunch and dinner. I've been wearing the same clothes for the last 10 years.
>As I'm about to fall asleep I begin thinking about an imaginary reality where I have a strange but amazing minor experience in the future. At first it was fantasies about me growing up to be tranny and then getting forced into a submissive relationship with my old alpha best friend. Yesterday it was my cerebral virgin indian friend discovering that I had tulpa and her falling in love with it - it would be pretty romantic if it ended with me committing mental suicide if it meant those two could finally be happy without me getting in the way of things.
Thanks for reading all of this. I need a blog, can anyone recommend a good site?
MBTI is just horoscopes for nerds
>>25669965
This is the greatest post I've ever read. I don't know why. But I screencapped it so I can look back on it. You are like a future day artist.
>>25669990
I knew I shouldn't of had included MBTI. One because faggots like you would come along with your shit opinions. And two, because I don't want people talking about MBTI. I want them to talk about themselves. Now make a fucking post about yourself or I'm going to write you off as the objective worst type (ESFJ)
>>25669965
Who here /Byronic Hero/?
>Come to 4chan one every year or so
>Realise how bad it is
>Go back to eightchan.
>Laugh at a kid underneath my perfectly straightened long hair when claims to be a frogposter and when he asks why I laugh I just mutter something about a long path ahead of him.
>Insulted my physics teacher for using moral shaming tactics on me after I talked about his raped mom.
>Complained about it to referenced shy virgin indian girl.
>Talk to myself while hoping that someone else will walk into the conversation and intervene.
>walk into room
>see this
What do senpai?
Am I looking through a window or something? or is this a really big room with a holographic skybox and a fake background?
>>25669933
You're going to need at least three octopi
Just leave before I hear them saying how awkward I make them feel.
You have the ability to absorb anyone in the worlds personality. Who would it be?
I'll start. Pic related.
sheogorath
...you didn't say this world
>>25669919
I wanted to say that of my crush, because I want to understand her, but I shouldn't invade her privacy so.
>>25669959
What a fucking beta.
Cucked beyond reason.
That feel when no adorable hitter youth girlfriend
>>25669819
But she'd be in her 90s....
>>25669819
>tfw you will never be a soviet soldier and liberate her
>>25669846
Slavs are literally all gay. They would have just killed her
Look it up
>tfw not giving a single fuck about some random faggot-homo dying
>all these normies feigning concern around me
>>25669793
what homos are you talking about?
>>25669886
this queerboy here got every normie ablooblooing
>>25669793
>>25669886
>>25669914
>Bowie looks androgynous as fuck
>Never went trap mode
What a fucking waste.
THE JOB CENTRE IS BUSTING MY FUCKING BALLS!
What are some good r9k jobs? As less as possible human interaction please, I gotta write 5 applications until Thursday.
>>25669632
Nightfill. No human interaction, just you all alone.
3rd shift at a 24h supermarket. You'll be stocking shelves for 9 hours with next to no customer interaction.
>5 applications until Thursday
>as less as possible human interaction
Nice English you dick.
If you hate
>/POL/
You aren't a robot
/pol/ are a bunch of dumbasses who dont know anything about economy and politics
>>25669556
Top kek.
I bet you're of those faggots
>my specific type of socialism/anarchism/etc hasn't been tried yet!
>>25669537
So if you're an autistic loser you're a robot. Hmm makes sense actually!
Would you guys date a gay trans boy?
Stupid question, does that mean they're born male or female?
>tfw really into boyish girls
I would not really go for a trans man though.
So wait, it's a woman who became a man who is attracted to men?
Who the fuck is this David Bowie guy? Is he /emotional/?
I dunno, seems like a singer from the pictures. Probably just a normie thing.
STOP POSTING BAIT
YOUR AUTISM IS MEME TIER
LEAVE
LEAVE
LEAVE
WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE BREATH ONE DAY WITHOUT RUINING SOMETHING?
SINCE LE CONTRARIAN MEME BECAME A THING THIS WHOLE SITE HAS GONE TO SHIT
>>25669436
calm down m8, its not like i expect you to get upset when my favorite vaporwave artist dies
Would you ditch all anime for the rest of your life if its the only way to get a gf?
>>25669379
considering I watch anime BECAUSE they don't have a gf, I'd say yeah
>>25669379
No. I'm not even memeing, anime is one of the few things I can still enjoy. A gf might leave me and then what would I have.
>>25669379
No. With no waifu you have no laifu
3.
>/a/ anime and maunga
2.
>/soc/ cams and meet ups
1. AND WORST OF FUCKING ALL
>/lit/ literature
>>25669370
/k/ is pretty shit tier, or at least when I was last there a month or two ago.
Top 3 best boards
B
R9K
POL
>>25669370
/b/, /soc/, /pol/, /k/ and all anime boards are shit
/r9k/'s shittiness depends on the time of the day and the year (which correlates with the amount of underage kids flooding it)
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