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>see escort
>a week later dick still hurts when i piss
just fuck my shit up. is it herpes? i hope its just anxiety of thinking too much about whether i got herpes or not from her.
It might just be a UTI, just drink cranberry juice or something, worked for me and it didn't hurt to piss anymore.
>>25697888
ive been drinking lots of fluids, and i even got a shot of rocephin, a powerful antibiotic, a few days after i saw her. And its still bothering me.
Go get checked then. Also you're still a virgin.
Anyone else irrationally hated by all women? It's weird as fuck. I can literally enter the room and all the women will think bad of me. They avoid me like fire for some reason. All of them. Even the fucking female teachers and lecturers treat me like shit (the younger they are the worse it is). Doesn't seem to be the case with male teachers and lecturers.
What do?
>>25697179
end self or get a grip on reality, friend
I'm a woman and I'm responding to your thread so BOOM YOUR PREMISE IS WRONG GO TRY AGAIN
Womyn are just people like you, what are you doing to be so revolting to the only people you bother to stare at and obsess about?
Male to female transition surgery. If you can't beat them, join them
Who's from the north here? Or has successfully escaped from here?
Northern Scandinavia here, just got inside after shoveling snow in -20 for an hour. God damn I hate winter so much. All the snow, the cold, the darkness. I have no energy, no will, I feel tired and depressed all the time. I need to move somewhere south though the further south you go, the shittier the country it seems like.
>australia
>shitty
piss m8
I always thought Northern Scandinavia was pretty cool, with the mountains and all. I'm from a place where the highest hill in the country is around 300 metres.. It doesn't freeze -20 here though so I shouldn't complain, I guess.
>>25697128
Australia is a fairy land, does it even exist?
How easy is it to immigrate there from Europe? Or go there and work for a few years?
Why haven't you converted to Islam yet?
>>25696715
I got morals
Because I'm not a terrorist
>>25696732
>>25696726
>I'm a pussy ass beta
>he believes laws really exist
Courts and judges exist and will impose it, so the rule of law therefore exists.
Try robbing a store and see what happens
>>25695727
>implying
Because judges definitely follow what the "law" says.
>tfw love tall women
>tfw tall women don't love me
>>25695434
>i've talked to every single tall woman on the face of the Earth
try again
>>25695452
>sample size
She just has to be tall "for a woman" like 175-180cm, that would be perfect. I don't have a fetish or anything I just find myself becoming infatuated with taller women, its odd really. Probably my poor manlet(180cm) genes wanting to become tall.
>be me, unifag
>ultra/lit/erate, obsessed with books
>meet this girl in uni, she seems to be kinda like me
>writes her own shit too
>we get coffee in the school cafe
>super comfy with her
>mychance.jpg
>ask her out
>go on two days
>kiss, cuddle and sleep in one bed
>omigawdImade it.gif
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uRCKtaOCU
>she meets chad the day after
>mfw she sees the guy, passes right by me, her "BF" and goes to him
>fakkin chad
>try to win her over
>no chance m8
>makes me her orbiter
>try to resist, but my beta nature gets the better of me
>fast forward a few months
>exams
>she phones me on wednesday evening (I was just studying)
>asks me about the thursday literature exam
>I say its easy (it actually is) and that she doesnt need to study for it
>she flops spectacularly
>mfw she thought that not needing to study meant she wasnt supposed to even check the materials at all
>also flops in other subjects less spectacularly
>probably fucked with chad instead of studying
>if she were with me, she would have probably passed
>mfw
Another exam today, my guess is she will flop too. I am loving this so far!
good job
a*
>>25693000
You sound like such an arrogant asshole.
>>25693150
Let me guess, youre a fembot, right?
second day of wagecucking edition
>tfw in love with a fictional character
>not even a furry
>>25690583
who else woke up with a really dry mouth? woke up about 5ish and couldn't be assed to go back to sleep.
who else here /doesntwanttogetoutofbed/?
I wish I wasn't always tired desu~
>tfw sub gay men have higher standards than women
>its more likely for me to get a GF than BF
>most gay men only care about sex and dont care about bonding, time together, being cute, ect.
>most gay men are either just as jocky as chad or fashion-obsessed stacies
I just want someone to love at this point. I dont want a boyfriend, or girlfriend.
>Kaworu doesn't exist to rescue me from my crippling depressing and loneliness
I'll tell you this, OP. You'll never feel your heart sink deeper, eyes tear up faster, and wishing for death quicker when you see a really cute guy who already has someone at an anime convention just being a cute couple. A life goal I can never achieve because I'm basically retarded and emotionally stunted.
>>25688998
subs have literally no standards other than they want someone dominant.
i'm a dom top and i've fucked 20 times this year already. you underestimate how much sex gay men have.
>>25690208
Also avoiding trashy guys though
I dont want someone who wants to stick their dick in everything, i want a loving relationship.
>>25689908
>anime convention
I dont even go to those ;_;
>you'll never live in nyc
>you'll never be able to meet up with your friend drunk because you have trains instead of cars
>you'll never walk around the streets of Manhattan while lit with your best pal
>you'll never be a tough minded street wise person surrounded by hoards of people
Why God why
I was an exchange student in Berlin for a while, reminds me of it
I live in Manhattan (grad student) and trust me it's really really nothing special.
>>25688430
I too wish to be a NYC native. The city is so dirty and gritty, it's beautiful. There are stores that exist in NYC that cannot be found anywhere else in the US. NYC is also a shitload more fashionable than the tiny Midwest town I'm in.
>Short girls want tall guys
>Average girls want tall guys
>Tall girls want tall guys
What do manlets get?
gnomes
>>25687799
Suffering. Total suffering.
Life in max difficulty.
ignored.
School shooting are 110% justified
Assholes bully a weak guy day in and out, make his life hell, then his parents refuse to take action and tell him to 'man up', girls laugh at him even lowering his self respect and to salt the wound teachers dont do anything.
So when nobody helps this poor guy, he actually 'mans up' and takes a gun to the bullies head, thats him 'manning up'. How do people not see this? Its their fucking fault for ignoring the kid, THEY made him do that
nawh, you're a pussy.
You're actually just gay tbqhwy
Then why did Columbine kids shoot the nigger and the retard who literally never interacted with them?
This image shows the future of the white man.
This image shows the future of white men.
>>25695132
>70 years ago is the future
Maybe these diverse multicultural youths will leave us alone if we offer them some sacrificial virgins every day in the town square. And more money.
Shutting this down.
The extreme negativity, misogyny, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
The reality here is: a woman is a person too, suffering the same as us. Sometimes she may do it in unconventional ways, and is a success. Good for her! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of being a dick...
The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
I have more life experience than the vast majority of /r9k/, with the average age being around 22, and know women better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear them down? Get a life. Truly.
I wish you all the best of luck. It sounds like you all have a lot of thinking to do.
>>25694969
>tfw that woman will never tie me down and piss in my mouth
This place should be deleted 2bh.
I bet it has exacerbated mental illness in literally hundreds or thousands of people and has probably helped push a nontrivial number of people to suicide.
This shouldn't exist. It doesn't do any good for anyone and only does bad for everyone. It should go.
>censoring your curses
>advocating women on /r9k/
>telling /r9k/ to get a life
Are you just trolling,or are you fucking serious?If you are,please kill yourself.Also a person can`t just "get a life hurr durr".Or maybe they can.Tell us how,oh almighty Chad of pussy-slaying!
ITT we post shoes we like on guys.
These ones are really nice
>>25694243
those are gross.
cheap ross tier
I would love to meet someone who wears these.
Would go down on
