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>"be yourself"
>my personality is shitty, boring, and submissive
You're not supposed to actually be yourself. You're supposed to lie.
"be yourself" means you need to change your personality and looks and then you can be yourself
>>25674982
How do I change my personality?
Why does the "women only wants chad" meme still exist when men have tons of opportunities to get normal women, but instead go after Stacies?
>have sex more often and with more partners than women
>have a much sicker fantasies about stacy
>the sex toy industry for men is bigger than women
>porn (featuring stacy) aimed at men dominates the porn industry
>most stripper club patrons are men (watching stacies)
>the male brain only thinks about getting fucks with stacy
>pretty much all the nudes (featuring stacy) that are requested and received by men
This meme needs to die.
Also "chads" aren't the top 1% that gets laid. Those are real A+ and A ranked alpha males. Most guys are B/C ranked and still get laid regularly. If you can't get any it's because you're some F failure omega or not trying hard enough.
>>25674197
Thats bullshit, at least from personal experience and that of a few friends.
I went after a short, ugly, pale neet poorfag girl, and she didn't want anything from me other than being friends, my fault for spending $$$ on her thinking it would change things.
And no, I'm not a neet, i got a job with almost 6 figs a year, i'm just really angry at myself for the lonely failure I've become
>>25674197
I don't like or want Stacy.
>>25674197
yes stacy is clearly an amputee how fucking stupid off me
>You will never have a shy NEET gf that never talks to anyone other than you and cries whenever you're not with her
Why even live?
>>25674177
why is this so rapid?
>>25674177
She looks like a crazy person who probably has bad breath and smells like ass
>>25674177
I am in this position and neither of us are happy. She wants to suicide and it's hard to keep her happy with her depression. I love her but you don't know what you're talking about OP. I know you are probably so insecure that you can't handle a girl even making eye contact with another man, but no one can be happy being a friendless NEET for long and hanging around a miserable person who clings to you 24/7 is not fun. It's not worth it.
where are all the autismo qts that watch anime?
yes, but I haven't done it for some months
picked up gyaru, dagashi, sekkou and marshmallow man this season
if you mean boys they don't come out for about 13 more hours usually
if you mean women then I don't know
>>25674051
Wont say im a qt but im right here!
I want a white gf to breed with so bad
I hate my blackness. You don't realise how good you have it ;_;
>>25674015
i've fapped and cum 4 times in the last 2 hours. its not a record but still.
>>25674015
Why? Black/mixed black girls are better looking than white girls usually.
>>25674015
Tbh senpai if I were black I'd be suicidal about this as well. Black girls literally look like gorillas. Manlet gorillas maybe, but still gorillas. The only qt black girls I have ever met were mixed.
A guy friend asked me if I want to watch a movie in cinema with him. Is he homosex?
Or maybe he just wants to hang out and watch movies. Why jump to the conclusion he's gay if he just wants to chill?
This is why I never ask people to hang out.
Wtf just watch the movie idiot
>>25673967
He probably just wants to see a specific movie, but can't by himself because of the theater's "no singles" policy.
>decided to finally see a therapist
>mfw turns out she is 8/10 blonde qt
>what do?
>>25673960
Switch therapists because that bitch could never in a million years understand you
>>25673960
Tell her that women hate you, that you were born inferior and that you are starting to develop homicidal thoughts towards genetically superior males
>>25673960
Confess your love to her right away.
Any of you other faggots deliver pizzas?
Seems like a nightmare to me
>h-hey here's your pizzas
>that'll be fifteen dollar
How much?
>f-fifteen dollar
>>25673755
Yeah sounds like absolute hell
>>25673755
It's not that bad. You only see them for like two minutes, so if you fuck up and embarrass yourself, it's no big deal.
What would your perfect woman be like?
Describe her in as much detail as possible
will only be around when i want her around
looks 10/10 with 10/10 body
has 10/10 personality etc
wtf if i can ask for a perfect woman then i will ask for one
>>25673326
Looks decent, likes me, agrees with me
Tall
Skinny/fit
Cute face
Whitish
Brown hair
Light Brown/Blue eyes (heterochromia would be top tier)
Kind and caring
Loyal
Honest
Lover to cuddle and do cute things together
Clingy as all fuck
Mentally stable
Nice family
Drug thread. If you use drugs, you probably fall into one of these categories.
>Normie drugs
Alcohol
Cigarettes
Weed (not daily)
Cocaine (not chronic/addicted)
Adderall
Caffeine
Oxy
MDMA
Modafinil
>Robot drugs
Benzos
Heroin
Oxycodone
Ketamine
Methoxetamine
DXM
RC dissos (3-MEO-PCP, etc)
>Failed Normie drugs
Heroin
Fentanyl
Meth
Cocaine (addicted)
>Hippie drugs
LSD
Mushrooms
Mescaline
DMT
2C-X
RC psychedelics
MDMA
RC empathogens (methylone, 4-fa, etc)
RC stimulants
Nitrous
>Hipster drugs
Pipe tobacco
Hand rolled cigarettes
Occasional social cannabis
Craft beer/wine
Vaping of any kind
>Negro drugs
Crack
Weed
Codeine
Heroin
PCP
Inhalants
>Abbo drugs
Ayahuasca
Datura
Peyote
Amanita
Yohimbine
Kava
Khat
Opium
>ayahuasca and dmt separate
Ok senpai
>fall under every category
fuck your categories
>>25673268
You're probably just a polydrug enthusiast. That can't really be a category though, because you use all the drugs.
>constantly moody and tempermental
>don't care about you at all, fake the minimum amount of affection to get at your resources
>vain, most of their time spent awake is devoted to their appearance
>have nothing to offer besides that appearance
>dumb as a sack of potatoes, but somehow society's gotten it into its head that they're intelligent
>no concept of love, honor, friendship, or loyalty
>pampered their entire lives and don't have to do anything in return besides exist
Pic related, it's my dumb cat.
>>25672608
>constantly moody and tempermental
Lol what?
>don't care about you at all, fake the minimum amount of affection to get at your resources
I know, but it's a fair trade.
>vain, most of their time spent awake is devoted to their appearance
And they're cute.
>have nothing to offer besides that appearance
They're cute and soft.
>dumb as a sack of potatoes, but somehow society's gotten it into its head that they're intelligent
It's a cat. It can't do math.
>no concept of love, honor, friendship, or loyalty
My cat's pretty loyal to the idea of getting on my desk when I'm playing competitive.
>pampered their entire lives and don't have to do anything in return besides exist
That's why I have him, so he sits there and keeps me company.
I don't have any pictures of him since I have no reason to.
>>25672763
>They're cute and soft.
I belive that's a part of their appearance, or no?
>My cat's pretty loyal to the idea of getting on my desk when I'm playing competitive.
How is that loyal exactly? It wants your attention, nothing more.
>>25672763
jesus , you are fucking disgusting.
You know the worst part about chadfishing? You know the worst fucking part? The worst part is seeing somebody who rejected you after months of leading you on swipe right to a two-day-old account with obviously fake pictures and then message first shit like "finally a good man"
Fucking Christ. Men are horny animals too, I get it, I am one. But if I saw a big titted girl on tinder with pictures from Instagram but no Instagram account attached to her tinder account, I could tell she was a fish
Anyway, I got a few girls I legitimately know in real life this time, so it should be interesting. Dubs decides what I say
>>25672514
Hi do u wan sum fuk babby
Damn, I'd love to get you pregnant :)
Say 'I am a worthless piece of human waste. Nothing that I think or say I stand behind. I am here to fill the void left by decades of being ignored. If you had any common sense you'd leave me alone. I do fuck like an animal, though. Your call.'
>You're playing CS:GO
>She's sucking Chad's Chode
>mfw
> I'm getting scammed on a rare skin
> She sucks Chad's dick
>mfw
>she's sucking chad's cock
>i'm making more yearly than both her parents combined
A stacy slut destroying me in high school was the best thing to ever happen to me. I was motivated to be better than her in every way.
Fucked all her friends, and told her to go fuck herself when she tried to get back with me once she learned I had money
i'm fapping to my stash of amateur asian porn,
outside in the real world another Elliot Roger is born.
ITT: we make fun of traps and make them feel bad
Here's some cringe
>>>/co/78887348
The pharmaceutical industry and doctors are telling people they're "transgender" so that they will get expensive hormone treatments and surgeries. There in truth is no such thing as a transgender.
Ok baby
So. How's the thread going?
>>25671880
I knew that, as my friend is in that field. He makes mad money and because he's one of the few smart people in my country he always gets alot of recommendations, we laugh all the time.
You wake up in a strange room bolted to the floor with no memory of how you arrived. In front of you sits 3 items; a trap porno mag, a dull saw, and a mystery button.
3 or 7 decides.
masturbate till death
Saw my fucking wrists until I bleed out.
>>25671741
Am I naked?
