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>what's that sir? You want SIX Mcdoubles and 30 nuggets with a large coke? Aren't you one person?
>>25677691
>Sir we have a singles policy. You can get two sandwiches with a small side and a drink or you can get a ten piece nugget with a small side and a drink or you can have one sandwich with a medium side/large drink (or medium drink/large side) but you can't have all of it. I'm afraid I have to enforce this policy because McDonalds Corporation hates money.
original as fuck#7
>Ordering a McDouble
True robots know that McChicken's are the only correct choice, paired with a large sweet tea and apple pie.
Hey /r9k/ what was your favorite movie of the year? Did you even watch a movie this year?
http://strawpoll.me/6512637
I think the only movie I saw last year was The Martian. I think the last thing I saw before that was Pacific Rim.
I need to watch Ip Man 3 though.
>>25677615
where is the "none" option? .. fail
>>25677615
>Did you even watch a movie this year?
You know us well.
As a matter of fact I don't think I did.
Does being a wagecuck drown out the crippling loneliness and shitiness of life?
Depends on the work, but it's better than being a neetcuck for sure.
>>25677580
No, it does not.
Who /literallyconsideringsuicide/ here?
>>25677580
No, but it sure as fuck is nicer than being a NEET.
>went from eating ramen in a dorm room to eating steak and driving a Mercedes in just two years
Sure, it's long hours at the office, but as anyone from >>>/r9k/ knows, you'd waste your time here otherwise.
How old are you guys?
What's your reason for still not losing your virginity?
20, inhibited neet loser with no friends, that's why
I'm 25, and I'll be 26 this month. The reason I'm still a virgin is because women aren't interested in me and I'm no longer interested in them. Whenever I would try to get to know a woman or ask them out, they'd straight up insult me. Besides, I feel like a snowflake being a virgin for so long.
>>25677234
Same reason as this guy.
In a thread yesterday someone said
>"Elliot Rodger is the closest a person has ever come to divinity since Jesus Christ. I literally had a religious experience seeing these pictures".
Is Elliot the closest a person has come to divinity since Jesus Christ?
No jesus did not need female companionship
Elliot is self centred as fuck
Elliot was an Autistic fag desu
>>25676742
No.
blox desu
I'm seeing so much animal hate posts by edgelords and edgegods on this board, it's seriously making me wish we could bring back the Coliseum in a revised form and feed these fuckers to the animals:
>some guy is caught abusing cats and laughing about it here
>force him into a cage with a hungry tiger
>film and air it on live television as he's eaten
>some faggot on here brags about hurting animals
>throw him inside a shark tank, laugh as he's torn apart
God the idea gets me so fucking HARD.
>>25676809
Did they at least eat that cat?
>>25676716
>complains about edgelords
>is the penultimate edgelord
Stay classy, robots.
>>25676716
>edgelords
and you're any better?
HEY ANON
Stop moping and go and re-watch Eva, it's not like you have anything better to do.
>>25676080
Why should I? Fuck EVA
I just rewatched it and EoE. Making my way through the manga now desu.Rei a best.
>>25676173
Because it's the greatest animu of all time, watching it will enrich your life.
why do normalfaggots take death so seriously
>you cant disrespect the dead!!!!
christ
>>25675689
It's really not that funny you edgy 12 year old.
>>25675723
who cares dude
its david bowie
when was the last time you listened to him?
>>25675689
He isnt even dead, it's a hoax...
Who /Obsessed/ with Elliot Rodger here?
>Have read his manifesto 4 times
>listen to the audio book version occasional to make sure I haven't missed anything
>Watched all documentaries on him
>Watched all videos on his channel seveal times
>Watched all other videos including his father's interview
The recent leak of nearly 100 new photos was probably the highlight of the past 12 months for me.
He seems kind of stupid outside of the circumstances of his death, so I'm not that interested in him.
which documentaries??
I'd assume there are some chicks obsessed with him, like there are for any psycho killer
>>25675574
I'm not quite as bad as you are, but I am definitely part of the /elliotcult/
>read My Twisted World twice, and read through certain sections multiple other times
>Rewatched all of his videos at least 10 times each
Those threads were certainly the best Christmas present I got this year
Who /fat/ here? Post your height and weight.
5'8
227lbs
6'1 and 300lbs
my comment is original for fucks sake
>>25675293
Id actually love to be that big
looks strong as fuck
im 18 5'7 and 200
>tfw skinnyfat + lifting and eating a lot + 3 years = shrekmode
5'9 180 pounds here
Pic related
Falling man edition
/sp/ is being shitted up with balloon door threads so i'm gonna funpost here for a while
I made you a better one to have luls with
-op image guy
>>25674937
>not even the new OP pick
Poor tbqh senpai
Who /ronniefilyaw/ here?
>acute self awareness of own problems
>mania for anime
>uncontrollable desire to eat
>no gf
I bet you he's browsing this board at this exact moment.
All hail Ronnie! All hail the robot king!
If you can't relate to Ronnie, I'm afraid you don't belong on this board.
>having female friends
get back to reddit and/or soc
What do you think of socialism, robots? With the rise of automation continuously phasing people out, I wonder whether it'll be an inevitability. Otherwise unemployment further and further burdens the country. I'm curious to see how everything plays out from my NEET fortress.
it is quite literally the only sensible way to organize a technological society, but people here will shit on it because they associate it with the left and the left with tumblr because they think in memes
>>25674897
It's shit but it has a few good ideas.
Social democracy is the true way. Socialism is not. Capitalism already proved itself to be better and the best to create wealth while socialism deals better with other issues.
I'm not totally opposed to it. I think healthcare being socialized makes perfect sense assuming you control cost. I'm not totally in favor of free college but I can't deny that it would be a net gain for society as a whole but if you don't control the cost then what's the point. we put too much emphasis on how we pay for stuff and not enough on why it cost so much.
Come in and open your Booster Pack!At least one rare in every Pack!
>>25674862
>one rare every pack.
Shit cards.
>>25674862
cmon rare pepe!!!!!!
just a common
Why are girls so cute, soft and pleasant?
>>25674781
To attract men obviously.
>>25674781
she's really pretty
me so ronrey
If they weren't pretty and fuckable, society wouldn't keep them around.
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