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>see girl on tinder
>big tiddies, phat ass holy shit
>plays vidya and wants to meet a "nerdy below-average guy"
>mfw fit her criteria exactly
>delve deeper
>xtremeplaypen camwhore
>tumblr full of nudes
>has the shittiest personality in the world
>pictures of her cuts and her in hospital
>picture of her pregnancy tests
>has a daddy fetish
>want to fucking strangle her
>also want to fuck her in the ass until my cock falls off and lose my virginity
>desperation gets the better of me, super like her
>she likes me back
FUCKFUCKFUCK what do I do? Is this a good decision? When does it become too late to turn back? Do I even want this? Fucking send help immediately
You send pics to us
Fuck her if you can
But if you're looking for a relation ship...
A B O R T M I S S I O N
>>25671619
>looking for a relationship
Noooooo fucking way, not with her at least.
>>25671611
http://mcdonaldstits.tumblr.com/
Here is said tumblr. Pure cancer but fuck if she's not a ball drainer...
Misandry thread
Get in here and tell us why men are shit.
I'll start:
>pretend to be sweet and caring and not after sex
>end up pressuring girls for sex every single time anyways
>if you read threads here where robots give advice it's always "never marry a girl, just fuck her and dump her when she hits the wall"
>always find a way to justify the fact that they only care about women for sex or status
>everytime you complaign some desperate robot will lie and say "I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER BOYS"
>but they are
>they always are
My cousin just married a seemingly sweet and gentle guy who said she loved her, about 10-11 months later, only a few weeks after she gave birth, he up and leaves her to go party and chase after younger women. Mostly she "was too possesive" BECAUSE I GUESS WANTING TO BE IN A LOYAL MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP IS POSSESIVE TO MEN.
Can i marry your cousin I'm a good loyal boy plsssss
>>25671189
I mean you're not wrong for the most part. But you'd have to be fucking retarded to fall for that ""I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER [GENDER]" meme.
>>25671227
why do beta enablers even try
Is it bad I want my boyfriend to fuck his trap side chick in front of me?
As long as he says no homo
>>25671094
>trap
>chick
nice one m8
Anyone got trap greentext
Why are asian girls so cute?
if those are j girls then they probs turning tricks on the side
a lot of jgirls in hs have like lui this prada that, they do it by selling themselves
literally selling their virginity for bags and shoes
all women are soulless whores
Hair and clothes. Pretty much what makes all women attractive, except for the rare few born with extremely beautiful faces.
>>25670907
Why do they always make the peace sign.
Just a reminder to watch One Piece this coming Saturday.
>>25670789
What for?
unoriginalcommentfuckoffbot
>>25670900
Toei is animating gear fourth and it seems like they did a good job
>watching weeb shit
>ever
Fembot here.
I'm so fucking lonely. The only people interested in me are creepy ugly orbiters. I hate them and I wish they'd leave me alone.
I just want a GENUINE guy, you know? Not all these ugly creeps who try to be my friend! Their desperation is pathetic.
>>25670758
Find genuine guy. Put out. Fixed.
>>25670758
Too bad youre fucking ugly
>>25670758
>I'm so lonely!
>Even though all this guys are giving me attention!
Please kill yourself for the betterment of mankind.
>tfw mtf and the only male attention you can get is from mentally ill loser virgins on /r9K/
At least something is attracted to your meme gender
>>25670642
>implying you're not mentally ill
>>25670642
>mtf
>not mentally ill
"Fembots".
No matter how ugly you are, no matter how fat, how smelly, how autistic, how bitchy you are...
Just remember that there are literally dozens of people on this board alone who would be your live-in slave and expect nothing in return.
How can fembots POSSIBLY claim to be lonely?
When a woman she's lonely, it doesn't mean "I feel alone", it's simply an open invitation for men to attempt to breach her personal space. Women are literally incapable of feeling loneliness.
They can be lonely. They don't even count anyone sub-Chad to be a human being. To them spending time around average guy means being alone. That's how.
Hypocrisy, the thread.
Why does the "men are perverted xD" meme still exist when women:
>have sex more often and with more partners than men
>have a better chance of fulfilling their fantasies
>the sex toy industry is pretty much completely aimed at women
>porn featuring women dominates the porn industry
>most strippers are women
>the female brain only thinks about getting fucked by chads
>pretty much all the nudes that are sent are by women
This meme needs to die.
>>25669448
Because women don't see most men, only Chad.
And Chad is a pervert because he can get away with it.
>>25669448
Nowdays it's all about shaming men for everything. It was a carefully crafted tactic by american marketers after the WW2, most of which worked on "peacetime propaganda". They started with hooking women on cigarettes that was a huge success. They realized that it's the women that are easy to sway into buying stuff so they needed to make the men as weak and obedient as possible. First it was the traditional family where you are the workhorse for your woman, then feminism and muh strong wymyn, 90's sitcoms where every male is fat loser retard that gets saved by a strong woman. Then you get all those stupid ass people growing up on this shit and trying to act like that in real life, never realizing why it doesn't work and why they are not happy.
Thank you, new american century, for making everyone's life miserable for probably tens or hundreds of years until this shit finally dies.
>>25669528
>implying the traditional family made men weak
The traditional family was a construct to make society stable by providing betas with love and families in exchange for their hard work so that we weren't all at the mercy of Chad.
Why does 4chan have such a hateboner for Islam recently?
>>25669029
>recently
I think you need to lurk for a few more years,
>recently
hownew.ru
>>25669029
Cause the media has a massive loveboner for them
My sister forced me to make an appointment with the psychotherapist today and it's just 3 hours until I'm going there.
I'm scared and don't know how this shit even works. I don't want him to ask me dumb questions and I'm horrible with people who want to know things about me.
How does this whole thing work?
First thing they do is examine your poo. The doctors really appreciate it when you have a piece of fecal matter prepared. It's best to keep it warm and free from the oxygen. So I'd suggest putting it in a ziplock baggie and tucking it in your coat.
>>25668817
As long as you don't tell them you're planning to hurt someone else or yourself they can't do anything. Other than that they're just there to help you, and they can't help you unless you're honest. No matter what you tell them ou can bet they've heard more fucked up shit a million times before.
If they talk to you for 15 minutes and them prescribe meds just find another one.
They put you to sleep and anally rape you.
H I G H T E S T T H R E A Dthis comment is original
Why can't traps have tits like that. I don't want to deal with gross vaginas and shit.
>HTAM thread
>posts a landwhale
>>25668586
More like desperate for fat chicks thread. This is a real high test women. What you like are fat chicks cause you cant get anything else.
>I won't tell anyone you hit me, anon. I-I still love you.
That's just make-up. Not bruises.
stop posting this ugly broad
>>25668558
is that anzu? her face is really starting to show her age, I wonder for how much longer she's gonna be working for. I still wanna cum all over her though.
I did something bad r9k, i killed someones cat on purpose.
>Next-door neighbor, 9/10 girl.
>Always tried to get her attention but it never worked
>Never invited me to parties at her house or anything of the likes
>Her boyfriend is handsome as fuck and beats me in every category
>Got angrier as the days go on, every-time his car was parked at the front of the house i was enraged and felt hatred to both her and him
>Knew he was fucking her
>Anyway be out in the back today when i see her beloved cat on my fence just sitting there.
>Decide to grab a brick from the shed, break it in half and throw it at the cat
>It got it right in the side of the head and literally just dropped to the ground on my side of the fence
>Picked it up and threw it back over and it landed on her lawn
>2 hours later i hear her screaming
>Was too pussy to look through the window
Sort of feel bad, i didn't think or understand what i was doing at the time.
>>25668393
How did you break a brick without making lot of noise?
You FUCKER
If you want to die tell me where you live I am fit to murder you
I'd love it if you killed stacy's boyfriend, but her cat? thats just not right
>>25668416
Got a hammer and a piece of timber, whacked it a few times on some grass. She always has music going and both our backyards are pretty decent size.
Tfw you wake up and you've started your period and stained your bed (pic related is what I woke up to) and your tired as fuck but you have to get up and have a shower and but a pad and some clean clothes on other wise your butt and vaj is drenched in blood and you feel icky
Man guys don't know shit
>you get up and a glob slides out
Fucking swine, if u were my gf i would promptly beat the shit out of you if you let your vile vaginal discharge touch my bed
you can still fuck any guy only by spreading ur legs so shut the fuck up
