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If you could go back in time and encounter your younger self, what would you say, advice or warn to yourself?
It would be an hours-long conversation. I'd begin by saying "sit your ass down, shut your goddamn mouth, and get a pen and paper."
>>25658189
Write all sport match results for years to come
Gamble and get filthy rich.
>>25658189
Fight back you fucking faggot. You literally have nothing to lose even though they convinced you so through their gay ass propaganda. Just beat the shit out of him.
>there was actually a point in your life where you thought you'd grow out of browsing 4chan because you were sure you wouldn't end up like "those losers"
That was in high school
same, i was 15 then and 24 now. somewhere around 20 i realized i wasnt gonna make it socially.
>you grew out of 4chan but you're stuck here forever due to being here for so many yearsBy grew out, I mean became older than the average age of current userbase. ;_;
>>25658175
Doubt it, there's at least one confirmed 42 year old guy on /x/, some tripfag, and plenty of people on /r9k/ have admitted to being in their mid- to late thirties. A bunch of oldfags never left.
Hi robots im 19, female, lost my virginity at 18, obese, have weird fetishes and sexualize everything, huge fujo, extremely socially anxious, and hate myself. I want you to tell me what things you'd tell me if you met me. Do you hate me? How mean would you be? How would you bully me?
>>25657687
Gotta show me a pic first
>>25657687
Post feet, OP
>>25657687
>obese
...and I'm out.
Summary-I want to be interested in girls but their personalities suck.
Details-I know that the above is a bit rude but this is not b8
I've avoided girls and relationships for a while now cus a Underaged relationship can only be so serrious.
Now im 18 im thinking of being in a romantic relationship but so many girl have horridly bad personalitys with princess complexes acting like a child with no common sense.
Is there a specific country or place where you can find a female with a strong decisive personality or and some intelect.
The best personality I have found in girls are a few but not all bisexual girls
>>25657603
No, women are kids that want to be treated like goddesses
>>25657603
this is bait because >personalitys and also because >underaged relationship can only be so serrious
all girls have underage mindset. the only way to go about it is to pick a gril as young as possible for health reasons. personality is never going to be the right way to select a gf. pick one like you would pick an animal for breeding purposes
>>25657645
this is one of the saddest things i've read on here.
![2b92f36a-4711-4bca-ae55-7cad18d1ce2c_W_00600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sNNm1jo.jpg "2b92f36a-4711-4bca-ae55-7cad18d1ce2c W 00600[1]")
What if the bombs had gone off?
People would be clutching to their bombs worried the government was going to take their bombs away from them. The stocks of bomb companies would skyrocket
Probably 500+ casualties since it would have collapsed the second floor onto the cafeteria.
desu, they should have just kept killing, they only went for like 45 minutes, yet the cops didn't come in until 4 hours after they killed themselves.
>>25657570
Eric and Dylan senpai <3!!
sitting down, or standing up?
sitting up
You now realize that the koopa is levitating a few inches above the chair
who puts their hand IN THE BOWL to wipe their ass? why would you not stand up?
do you like to feel the steam of the shit?
fucking freaks
Are you above average, robots ? Are you working on it ?
Would you be able tl beat me, a woman, in a 1 on 1 fight ?
>>25657314
5'3"
~155lbs
7.5"
Feels good man. Giving a girl a facial later tonight :).
>>25657314
>12:00 mile
Jesus fuck, is average really that bad? I'm 5'8" 206lbs and I can run a 7:00 mile.
>>25657314
Americans confirmed for manlets
You are born again and given 20 points to spend, which gender do you choose and how do you spend your remaining points?
>Male (5 points)
>Female (10 points)
Intelligence:
>1 point (mentally handicapped) --> 10 points (genius)
Looks:
>1 point (repulsive) --> 10 points (model)
Charisma:
>1 point (full autism) --> 10 points (full alpha confidence/humour/speech)
>>25657258
>Choose female
>Ten points in looks
>win life.
>male +5
>intelligence +7
>looks +8
>>25657360
>0 charisma
>every time you talk to anyone it's awkward and you say stupid shit
>completely unable to express any of the intelligence you have in your head
times that you almost managed to lose your khv status, but then your autism got the best of you and you fucked it up
>walking down the hall in highschool
>girl looks in my direction
>dont talk to her
so close
>>25657083
mina is hungry. m
>girl showed mild interest in me for a few seconds until she realized how worthless a social being i am
wow close one huh guys. cant wait to read your stories
Fellow NEETS, how do you spend your day?
Me:
>wake up whenever
>computer
>video games
>computer
>bed
>>25657059
Same tbhwy
>>25657059
I have no set schedule, but here's a rundown of my day
>1PM, wake up
>Play crappy mobile games in bed while i work up the energy to stand up
>1:30 PM. Coffee, toilet, book, shower, grooming
>2:30 PM, Play vidya a couple hours
>4:30 PM, get online open 4chan, news, and reddit, all while casually playing mobile game
>6:44 PM now
>>25657059
>get up around 2pm
>play animal crossing on my 3ds for an hr or so
>get food
>hop on the computer and play a game or 4chan
>have something else to eat around 6 depends if my dad makes dinner or not
>go back on the computer until 3
>fap
>sleep
>repeat
Which is worse, pity sex or no sex?
>>25657047
is pity sex even real?
>>25657066
Well, yes and no. It's women rationalizing their poor choices away. So it's a real phenomenon but just not true to it's name.
>>25657111
i dont understand, need some greentext
![[CBM]_Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_-_04_-_Rain,_After_Running_Away_[720p]_[45182278].mkv_snapshot_08.01_[2016.01.10_20.36.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zkH78WP.jpg "[CBM] Neon Genesis Evangelion - 04 - Rain, After Running Away [720p] [45182278].mkv snapshot 08.01 [2016.01.10 20.36.23]")
ITT fictional characters that are literally you
>>25656966
Bud Bundy from MWC
>>25656966
You're a mech pilot?
>>25657036
I'm a coward who is always running away from his problems.
shouId they?
Yes? This is a no-brainer.
>>25656812
For wasting police time and almost ruining a mans life...
Let's think about that
YES YOU FUCKING RETARD.
The only answer is yes.
>Where did you say you worked, Anon?
I'm a stay at home son.
*shits self*
MOMMY BABY NEED CLEANY!!!!
im an up and coming musician bb. right now i clean toilets at the burger king.
you can cover the tab tonight i hope? i didn't bring my wallet lol.
>>25656766
>mfw this looks like the girl that led me on.
Chad here.
I just came to laugh at you.
>5'10"
>8/10 looks
>7" dick
I basically fuck a new girl every week. I'd rather kill myself than be one of you faggots.
>>25656755
>Manlet
>Chad
Kek, it thinks its people.
>>25656755
you should lift weights and eat more
You're scrawny as fuck.
