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Normies on r9k help me, to make yourself feel better once again.
The sister of my brother's friend is willing to have sex with me because she wants to take a losers virginity like mine. I want to make her enjoy it or get her to want more of me but I know that I'm too ugly for that. But I have no clue how to do it. I have seen lots of porn but I don't think that it actually would go like that. So how do you have sex? I'm asking about the way you move your body. Please give me a detailed explaination.
>>25650252
work the clitoris
as for moving the body, use your hips, not your back
>>25650252
She will get you hard
Put it in there
Wear a condom
>>25650283
How do you work the clitoris?
And what position would you recommend?
>I'm a foodie
You like eating like everyone else on this planet?
Nice hobby faggot.
it's about eating exotic food and talking to diverse people.
>>25650249
>food is the center of (insert xyz) culture.
>>25650310
>diversity
Yeah cuz white people are completely incapable of making burritos, katsu, and fried chicken.
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You will have to excuse the extreme faggotry of this post. I have come here rather than /adv/ because I felt it was more specific to you. I went and got a crush on one of you and it turns out it's a bit shit.
I don't think I can deal with anymore of this almost sociopathic attitude.
I don't want to give up but for those of you who can relate to an avoidant, indifferent, pessimistic personality type...do you think it's better for me in the long run to just focus on distancing myself from this person before I end up destroying my confidence?
I can't ask real life friends (in b4 normie) because they would laugh in my face and tell me to get my ass down to the club and grind a chad which is just not for me.
Thanks in advance.
You're right to not want shitty negative people to drag you down.
But it would be better for both of you if you tore off the band-aid and told them that it was over, rather than just passively "distancing yourself".
Also you should get the fuck off our board you normie roastie slut.
Tell us more about this mysterious anon.
Run away so they can self destruct in peace.
any poor kids here? I have about 25 steam codes for cheap ~$5 games of mixed quality I'm willing to give away
I have no use for them but I guess they're better than nothing if someone truly can't afford games.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Soldeus/ -- could you gift me shogun 2 since its on sale right now?
I have never bought a game, everything I have was gifted to me, gift me whatever you like pls http://steamcommunity.com/id/lasertaserdazer/
^these dummies who don't understand codes
what codes do you have
>cutfags went through THIS and think they still feel pleasure when they get laid
oh the denial
Why so you care so much about other people's dicks?
>>25649973
I don't get laid so I'm pretty indifferent to the whole cut vs uncut arguments. I'd go either way t.b.h.
But if the only benefit to being uncut is feeling more pleasure and shit what's the big deal?
No clue what if felt like to have foreskin, and I got cut at like 9 or 10, lol.
My dick is still pretty sensitive, almost came from a chick just blowing air on the head.
That feel when you were blocked by the last person you could openly talk to about yourself.
I can barely connect with other people, especially fellow men, but at the same time, I can't internalise my feelings.
Life is suffering, I feel so fucking alone.
Damn it, can't at least you guys show some compassion?
>>25649968
Who blocked you?
I just talk to my mom.
I've got all the pictures saved, hope I haven't missed any more threads.
Keep me posted if the collectino is missing some Rare Elliots.
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What the fuck is with this one :^)
>>25650084
Puberty hit him, he expresses his teenage years in his manifesto.
>>25650084
I posted that too in the 2nd rare elliot thread.
Guys I think I'm doing it
Last night I went over to my gf's house and met her parents, made out with her in her room, took a couple of hits from her bong, and made out some more. Later, I stayed for dinner with her parents and her brother. After dinner we played a bunch of card games until it was late at night.
I had so much fun. I'm so glad that I'm coming out of my shell and becoming normal. It feels so good.
>>25649927
Good job man. Now, what you must be doing is making a plan so if things go wrong you don't get back in the shell on a even deeper level. It could be necesarry given certain circumstances, and I'm not saying you should be aiming for failure, but be prepared.
>>25649927
Great job OP, I wish you the best of luck.
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>>25649985
I have no doubt in my mind that things wont always be flowers and sunshine. The future is going to bring me challenges that I couldn't have ever imagined. I'm going to try and accept that fact and believe in myself knowing that I will have the will to overcome those challenges.
>tfw you're getting old
>>25649831
>tfw 30 is creeping up on you
> tfw you will never re-live your childhood and make it better
>tfw you keep getting older
>tfw girls you like stay the same age
Kill me
NEETs and mentally ill people: how do I expedite my disability income claim? I'm schizo and they don't return my calls. Also how do I get the most money?
Bumping for help so I don't become homeless
get a social worker to help you. ask your local MP for help. talk to your doctor so he can sign offon the papers.
whats good is when you first applied, you will be back payed from then till you are accepted.
i know a person who waited a year to get approved and their first cheque was for 12grand
>>25649864
That's not going to help I don't know who to talk to
I quit my job last month because I couldn't go to work everyday and hear people talk about me and how much they want me to die and the visual hallucinations
If I don't get an income this month I am probably gonna be homeless and my car is broken so I don't think I can see my doctor
What do
CUM CUM CUM GIVE ME CUM
>TFW JERKING MY HARD NEET COCK
>TFW ABOUT TO CUM ON MY OWN FACE
>TFW ROPES OF HOT STICKY CUM ALL OVER MY FACE
WHO HERE
L E W D
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>>25649596
me
I like to be extremely verbally lewd, but only metaphorically and not involving other people.
Then when other people try to make my lewd real I become innocent and clam up.
>tfw lewd
>tfw people tease you about not being able to act at all on it
recently i've gotten violently lewd, as in I want to punch my partner
>>25649596
>GIVE ME CUM
What have you even done to deserve to indulge?
I know you're tired of spending your days on the computer. You try to glorify living the NEET life, but deep down you know that it's not worth it. Sitting on your computer until the late hours, waking up and doing the same, apathetic routine over and over again. Change is possible. Believe in yourself and give it all you got. These are your prime years, and as much as it pains me to say it: Time is ticking, friend.
>Where do I even start?
Look around. What do you see? Is your room filthy? Are you filthy? When was the latest time you took a shower? This is the basics; your living environment must be clean. Begin by placing things in their place. The book in the shelf, the pencils in the drawer, the money in the wallet. Make your bed for once. Your room should now look like a place somewhere lives. Now, go take a shower and report back.
>BUT IM NOT LIKE THIS I WORK OUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
This thread ain't for you, f a m
Feel free to write about how to become a valuable and respected person, and how to go from NEET to neat!
>NEET to neat!
Jesus christ.
>>25649429
>trying to help self-described robots
Good look, anon. They don't want help, they want you to pity them. You can't help people who don't want to help themselves.
>if you have long unruly hair, get a haircut
Go to the hair place and ask for the sides to be buzzed down to 1.5 and the top to be trimmed. This is a decent haircut that doesn't look too flamboyant or like you're trying too hard.
>Pro tip
The person cutting your hair may try to talk to you, before heading in, just think of some common questions you might be asked, and some nice quick responses that you can provide
One of my roommates is one of those party every weekend faggots. I hate him. He lives in the same town we go to college, so he pretty much stayed at our apartment the entire break, partying. On the drive back I realized he's such an asshole he probably let people sleep in my room.
I come back open the door to my room, and the bed is neatly made. I left it unmade. There is a second pillow on my bed, and my pillow is on the wrong side of the bed, and the asshole who's been sleeping and fucking in my room left his watch on the bedside table.
What should I do? Do I confront my roommate about this? We have a groupme, that I never use, should I send "tell the guy who's been sleeping in my room to grab his watch and get the fuck out."? Help.
>>25649369
Just tell him directly you don't like when other people go into your room and get a lock for your door
Is it a nice watch? If so, keep it. Pawn it a few towns away.
stop being a faggot and party with him cuck
Is it illegal to go out on a date with a 14 year old when you're 20 if you have no intention of having sex with her? My mom's friend is trying to set her up with me.
Take her to Claire's or a movie, whatever she asks for, and act like you're just her babysitter or brother or something. You will not be the practice bf for a kid as decided by her mother.
Are yo fucking retarded? Why would it be illegal?
Creepy but not illegal.
The most disgusting kind of male is the anime loving black who hates rap and stays in the house. Girls just want to have fun, not listen to little bitches whine and articulate shit.
Get back here nigga, get some swagger, toughen up and join us in all this pussy.
America might be done for, but you aint.
"hood life" that they show in rap videos is just glorified garbage
Real hood life is dealing with crack addicts breaking into where you live for food and anything to steal, gangs jumping you, and having everyone you know eventually die in some petty argument that led into a homicide
>I have never experienced life in a low income neighborhood
>the one who stays in the house, watches anime and doesn't talk to girls is least likely to get shot or robbed
>thinks pussy is the answer to all of life's problems
>>25649372
You could always lie about it, just letting black people on here who are depressed virgins realize that they don't even have to put tons of effort, just get swagger and turn into the latest fads (YOU) play the part and get women.
You could work a beta job and lie to women saying you do drug dealing.
Also, make a mixtape if you want to get laid. Never imply that you made nothing from it.
But if you have nice fashion and you keep your career a secret, she'll jump to conclusions and assume you're a successful rapper. This will get you laid with the most conservative white women.
Doesn't work well on black women, they know how to catch a nigga lying and will call you out on that shit, but white women just want to impress their friends.
Your song can be absolute shit and it doesn't matter, have an expensive gold chain and fuck her in your car while it's playing.
You guys are just so betafied, it's fine if you don't want any pussy it's guys like you that make it possible for a black guy to have 10 girlfriends.
I just see a lot of friends about wanting to get laid, and lose your virginity. Black guys have a ticket out and just wanted to bring it up.
