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Who here has a college degree but no job ?
Aka worthless majors
> tfw Masters Degree in Journalism and NEET for 2 years
I know someone with a Bachelor's degree in Journalism from Northwestern who clears 100k/yr easily
>>25643301
you are doing it wrong then, they key to getting a good job in journalism is to work for free first, you usually do that before you are even done with college
>>25643816
>work for free first
Please do not do this OP.
People will tell you there is no other way, but if everyone said 'no' and it was no longer profitable, it WILL stop.
Why don't you just get a 10/10 gf?
>she will make your life worth living
>free sex with a god-tier woman
>will care about you and do her best to make you happy
I literally cannot understand you sometimes...
It's not that easy getting a girlfriend you retard. Especially for me.
>>25643335
Then why the FUCK don't you just become a 10/10 Chad?
You literally have no reason not to. You make no sense my friend.
Why dont you develop cold fusion OP?
> Solves global energy crisis
> Makes you famous and rich
> Can use fame and riches to acquire 10/10 girlfriend
I cannot understand you guys sometimes.
Alright blackbots, I'm new to rap and I'm enjoying the hood stuff.
Got any music about toting guns and selling drugs?
Something that you would play in the car with your boys while you drove around.
inb4 all rap is about drugs and guns
please don't make me go to /mu/ guys.
>>25642696
Mf doom is pretry dope
Freddie Gibbs
cant think of much just go to mu
Why dont you just fuck a black chick anon?
>>25642219
Can anyone translate that for me? I literally cannot read it.
>>25642219
Fuck it's hard to decipher the ebonics in that image.
What did she mean when she said "I witch u"? Is she stating her intent to perform voodoo or is it something else entirely?
>>25642219
>curly/nappy nigger hair
>brown nipples
There you goMaybe I'll find a hybrid chick that wants to be turned white if you know what I meanLike that'll ever happen
lmao
>tried to post a green text story on /b/
>1st response, "post proof faggot"
>second response "BBC"
What a shit board. Who fucking goes there?
>>25642102
Post your green text now
It's a newfag test board. That's where they all start. If they're disgust by it, they leave 4chan. If not, they stay, and as time pass, they realize there is other boards. They find one they like and stay on it.
Nobody goes there, it's a 9gagger containment board
Post your greentext now
D...D...does anyone relate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPVEfVjMCY&app=desktop
I'm kind of intrigued by the fact that the problem does not fade with time
I had this unconcious feeling that things get better for everyone in the end
>>25641717
Alone=/lonely.
No, it`s not some old meme - I`ve been on my own and except for few moments once in a while, its OK.
Way better than living with mom who wants to control everything, keep my things in check and all that crap.
I`ve stopped watching horror movies though - I`ve some sort of schizophrenia or something - I literally cant do shit in my house for weeks afterwards. Doesnt matter if its day or night, I hear every single sound amplified and eyes just fixate on objects for no reason at all.
Other than that, being alone is fine. Sure - it`d be nice to have a gf to fuck whenever I want but it`s not the only thing that is important to me.
>>25641717
>loneliness is about as unhealthy as smoking or obesity
>tfw you're all of those
Buddhism and Hinduism are memes.
The only people who benefit from "enlightenment" are those at the top of the way pyramid.
Stay cucked hare-fag.
>>25641387
Nah, you can benefit from meditation and mindfulness anyway. It's just a set of techniques.
>>25641387
Vajrayana/Tibetan is hoodoovoodoo bourgeoisie garbage, I concur.
The Buddha's Buddhism spread out with missionaries thousands of years ago and then lost contact with its root tradition (Theravada) so all the branches became syncretic with their local traditions and became perverted and weird a lot of the time.
Theravada and Zen are the branches worth a shit, IMHO. Zen especially if you want to be successful because it conflates "meditating" with "do your job well."
>>25641387
>>25641415
>>25641459
Reminder that Buddhism renders itself harmless by definition ('the middle path'): 'if following the teachings cripples you, it is not the teachings' fault, but yours, for failing to understand/follow them properly'.
If you inspect the practices, the practitioners, and the 'teachers' in detail, the ugly underbelly begins to show through.
tl;dr Buddhism is as rotten as every other faith, if not more.
What do Japanese school girls smell like?
like nothing I'd imagine
smells like anime
id smash every one of their pussies if thats what you wanted to know.
>tfw no bf to cuddle with
>tfw every asshole who try to hook up with me cares only about my titties
>tfw no true love by anyone
a-any a-anon-kun wants to cuddle w-with m-me?
yeah, cuddle this katana, bitch
>>25641171
No I want to fuck you dumb bitch
What kind of gay shit is that
>>25641171
>a-any a-anon-kun wants to cuddle w-with m-me?
I don't want to touch you. That would be taking advantage of your body. I just like you for your body.
Went on a "date" with a girl for the first time yesterday.
I knew the girl from a concert, we saw each other twice, but with friends. Yesterday we were alone. I asked her out on New year's day, she said yes.
We walked, talked, do some vinyls shopping, went to a perfume shop ( She had to buy a gift for a friend.) Eat a bite. We spent like 3 hours together. I still don't know if she's attracted to me. She talked to me about several guys hitting on her.
When I was about to leave, she hugged me, doing la bise ( Frenchfag, common courtesy here).
When I was in the train, she texted me : Glad I saw you :)
I answered yea me too, it was nice. No answer, she posted on her Twitter that it was a great afternoon.
What conclusion should I draw? Am I getting in the friend zone? Kissless virgin desu.
>>25641162
MAN. ????????????????
YOU FUCK
ARE YOU GETTING IN THE FRIEND ZONE? NO BUT YOU WILL VERY SOON IF YOU DO NOT MAKE A MOVE.
Please mr robototron i wish for you to feel the happiness most of us cannot. Make a move on her, tell her you like her or someshit, anything. She obviously likes you, YOU just have to make a move. Please for fuck sakes please. For me french fag, do it for me.
>>25641260
How? I fear I'm going to ruin everything. I just sent her out of the blue?
Important question:
Did you spent any money in her place during the afternoon? (like during dinner or at the perfume shop)
So this was tried a few nights ago and was pretty successful, so here it is again.
Come on in and listen to musics and suchlike with your fellow robotos. The playlist is open and you too can make a valuable contribution.
http://instasync.com/r/madcat911
You have to be registered to add videos, but if you post what you want in chat then the mod can add them for you too.
bumperooni omg why isnt that original
>>25641087
do you ever think of how images like this can be seen as casual to us but to 99% of the population would be seen as repulsive
also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R81zCv0hA0
>>25641135
It feels good to be part of something so unique.
tell me your stories of immoral acts.
((same op from about a month back here on same thread here.))
>>25640764
Fapped to feminine dicks
>be 10
>with my cousin at the pool at a hotel we were staying in
>go back to the locker room
>a locker is open with what looks like an old dude's clothes
>we take the clothes
>put them in a toilet
>both piss and shit on top of them
>leave
>>25640764
>Using people to raise my social level
>Ignoring people of lower social levels.
>Backstabbing people while pretending to be their friend.
Why? Because I'm so low socially, the only way to rise is to use the weak minded.
-ONE-
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
-TWO-
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
--TWO--
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>25640475
>>25640736
>>25640745
>one
>two
>two again
Lol no wonder you have no gf
Who /aspie/ here?
>tfw can't make eye contact
Share stories and shit
I'm fairly good with eye contact and understanding humour and stuff, but bad with emotional responses. Also find it difficult to interject or say no so end up signing up for stuff I don't want to.
>be walking through town
>some guy from a charity to help young people in prison approaches me
>tells me how awful prisons are for young people
>asks me to guess what happens to most young men in prison
>I know what's coming but don't answer
>"It's actually rape"
>start laughing
>can't stop laughing
>I know it's awful but I can't control my emotions
>he carries on talking while looking at me like a piece of shit
>end up signing up to pay 10 pounds a month to the charity
>my mum sees letter from them when it gets posted a few days later
>she phones to cancel because "the collector took advantage of a disabled boy"
>>25640058
I can't look people in the eyes either, not for longer than 1-3 seconds. It's so uncomfortable, almost like fear.
>>25640508
Wtf I can't either
Some kind of fear, yes
Am I of autism?
Pepe Sacrifice Thread
ITT
>post a Pepe that you hold close to your heart
>delete the Pepe from your collection
You can never save this Pepe ever again. You sacrifice him to the MEME God.
May future Memes grow and be plentiful, if the MEME God is pleased.
>>25638937
fuck you op i love my pepes
>the first rare pepe threads started over a year ago now
where did the time go
Also, post why you cherish that Pepe.
My sacrifice was a Pepe that I looked at when I felt anxiety, as it reminded me to relax and to not sweat it. Always did this Pepe being a smile.
Meme God, may you be pleased with my sacrifice to you. May future Memes be dank and original. May Memes remain unmolested by the NORMIEs.
Amen
