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Premature Ejaculation is the worse curse
The best cure for it is long nights of masturbating and desensitisation using porn.
you are biologically hardwired to do so.
Anon, premature ejaculation doesn't matter when you're a virgin forever. The only one you can disappoint is yourself.
Trading these dubs for a qt gf.
>>25640010
so closeunlike these digits
>>25640010
these are not dubs you're looking forbut these are
You're all a bunch of unloved failures.
I think /r9k/ provides us with the absolute bare minimum amount of social interaction preventing us all from snapping.
If i didn't have steam friends to talk to i would lose it. I only have steam friends
Probably would have snapped if i never found my way here
>>25639786
Most of us have snapped already. There is no going back, it s been so long since Ive felt loved... I dont even know if it really happened.
>tfw gonna cook dim sims for the first time my self
So excited
>>25639439
giv sum dim sim
Its pretty scary cooking with oil
>>25639439
excite for you anon plz post yummy results.
captcha: cookies
>its currently 5:41 as im typing this, im laying in bed with my gf of 3 years
>snug as hell, our kittens between us alone in the house i bought for us.
>tell me robots, why am i not happy? I have everything you guys beg for, but im not happy.
>im lying here dwelling on the past, past romances, past lovers, past almosts.
>i feel like im setting myself up. I feel incomplete.
Whats wrong with me? Can i fix it?
57 seconds writing that? pretty impressive.
>>25639388
42 seconds to respond to my thread? pretty impressive
>>25639379
Why are you thinking that though?
Also make this quick I got to get ready in 10 minutes and I'm going to be passing out at pseudo work.
Anyone else rather not try, than risking the soul crushing rejection by girls? I'm rather ugly, but even I tried my luck two times and the answers I got are:
> Sorry I have a boyfriend
> I'd rather not
I felt like shit after both those answers and people saw it happen. I bet it was funny to them.
>>25639286
"I'd rather not"
LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF
sorry, i didnt think girls would be that straight up in a rejection
It has nothing to do with being afraid of rejection and everything to do with being afraid of things getting awkward with them afterwards if they reject me.
Try going for a girl a bit uglier than you next time
Who here /Community College/?
I'm starting soon after being a NEET for a long time and I'm nervous. How bad is it? Is there many retarded normies? Do you even need to attend class?
>>25639161
CC is filled with normies. Not even regular normies, but bottom-barrel poornormies. It is Hell.
>>25639190
Fuck man I can already feel it.
Do I even need to attend class tho? I want to just get good enough GPA and transfer whilst interacting with as few normies as humanly possible.
>>25639230
Most likely, but it will vary in class-to-class and school-to-school. Godspeed Mr.Roboto
"The story starts soon after the federal government has confiscated all civilian firearms in the country under the fictional Cohen Act. Turner and his cohorts take their organization underground to engages in a guerrilla war against the "System", depicted as dominated by Jewish control."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turner_Diaries
>mfw all the IRL meme'ing about "Le Kenyan Obama gonna confiscate all the Gunz" Maymay from my rightwing/conservative HS classmates was taken straight out of one of the most significant Neo-Nazi books of the modern age, which openly calls for the genocide of all non-whites
Holy fucking shit
I already knew the undercurrents of fascism ran deep, what with the CIA, the Military-Industrial Complex, U.S. "National Security" Empire creating phantom enemies and slaughtering people all over the world for capitalist economic plunder
But I didn't know it ran THIS deep
Especially in everyday normie society
>inb4 pussy liberal faggot
>inb4 good goyim
>inb4 le ebin Jews
Kek, I'm not anti-gun, I'm a decent shot actually whenever I get used to any particular gun
I just don't sexually worship guns like all the good ol' boys of Dumbfuckistan (i.e. the racist white WageCucks pulled by the strings to scapegoat and hate minorities exactly like their Capitalist Bosses want them to.)
>inb4 /plebbit/, /tumblr/, /normiebook/
Fuck you, the normies ostracized me my whole life
Don't fucking imply I'm a normie
These shitposters are shitting up this board desu
I wouldn't be posting this on fucking /r9k/ if I actually unironically used normie social media
This fucking logic (or lack thereof)
JUST
Also:
>liberal
ha, good one edgy /pol/ memelord!
>tfw anarcho-socialist
>tfw NEET master-race
stay assblasted Wagies
I think I agree with you but I don't fully know what you're trying to say
if you believe in "common sense gun control" or anything like that you're not an anarchist though
>>25639133
Who else /shitskinbot/ and already prepared to go underground or flee before God-Emperor Trump ascends to power and sends you to gulag?
Senpaitachi he's the candidate the CIA wants desu
And when it comes to US politics, the CIA always gets what it wants
>>25639171
Show me on this doll exactly where I implied that I support "common sense gun control"
Fuck, marry, kill. Kgo
>tfw probably going to get a practice gf who looks like the one on the left
>>25639107
far left: fuck
middle: kill
far right: marry
No degenerate whores for me, thanks.
Ok robots,
Please tell me why I should be in a fucking relationship. This degenerate of a cunt that I've been with for the past 3 years is a 12 year old. Finish having an argument/discussion where she was wrong and then she still threw all blame on me.
So the real question, should I kill her?
>>25639011
How is she a degenerate? Post the argument.
nice memeing you faggot
>>25639011
>eight of your eleven responses are passive aggressive green text responses on skype
>she's the bad person
You both seem shitty.
> tumblrtale
Fucking shitty, unimaginative game chock full of homosexual propaganda
It's fucking pathetic that the gay creator went out of his way to make so many characters gay for each other
Shameful that this is now considered a good game, when it's literally tumblr tier faggotry
Isn't there like a single gay couple in the game?
Why you so mad bro?
>Reminder that all of these fucking freaks are called MONSTERS
>>25638851
> Both the guardsmen
> fish bitch and dino nerd
> tranny robot
> protragonist's gender is ambiguous
Looks like degeneracy to me
VALENTINES DAY IS IN LESS THAN 1 MONTH
what do?
>>25638594
>having plans for valentines day
Indisputable sign of normie
>>25638607
but i have no gf
>buy cheap chocolate
>stuff yourself with cheap chocolate
>??????????
>cry beacuse no GF
>Don't like your life?
>Then do something about it
Normie tier advice but it really is accurate.
What are you going to do this week to change your shitty life?
the same as every other week
nothing
I'm going to try to make it better and then hate myself even more once I fail.
>>25638834
>>25638868
How about just this week the three of us come up with one change we know, that if we actually do it, will definitively improve our lives?
GF fingered my ass lads
Felt pretty good to be honest
That incest gif made me uncomfortable but I also liked it and I don't like that.
If you're happy I'm happy for you, man. How's it going btw?
good for you. now get out of here and never come back
>be up in the club
>sitting alone
>really cute girl comes over and sits down next time
>we nervously glance over at each other a bit, like shy kids
>sit like that for a while
>do nothing
>she leaves
this happens a lot. did she want me to do something? i don't want to be creepy. would it have been creepy if i did something?
>>25638355
Shoulda given her the D famalam
>>25638355
>"Hi"
wow well done, now did she say hi back? congratulations. Her responding means she didn't blow you off immediately, you're in.
>"I'm not much of a talker but I find you kind of cute"
oh boy showing intent? and covering bases in case you're at a loss of words? wow that's genius.
what's that? she said thanks? she didn't just get up and leave? oh boy didn't this turn out to be a fun exchange, if it ended right now we know that we gave it our best shot, but it didn't so let's keep going!
>"Sorry, what's your name?"
AND you extend your hand to shake hers? wow you're some sort of Casanova but with women! Jesus how did you manage to have a human interaction? teach me Senpai!
>>25638814
Stop memeing around, son
> Situation similar to OP's only I'm in a rather cramped bus
> After 5 minutes of shy glancing decide to say "hi"
> She doesn't reply, pulls out her phone
> okdamn.jpg
> 25 minutes later, arrive at my stop, ask her if she can move out of the way for a bit, so I can get out
> "Can't you see I'm chatting with my boyfriend?"
> She was screaming, people turned around
> Awkwardly shove myself past her and leave the bus
