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>BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE ALONE
Ask yourself, if you were actually with someone right now, what would you be doing. And more importantly what would you be feeling? After a minute, an hour, a day, a month, An entire fucking year? Have you deluded yourselves so completely, that you now think this is what you really want?
Think back to high school, college, your earlier life. EVERYONE HAD SOMEONE. That guy with glasses, who wore the same cloths everysingle day. Who was never mean, never said anything, and never lied to anyone. That girl who was 50 pounds over weight and was a complete cunt. All the people who were far more unattractive than most of you in every single way. HAD SOMEONE.
That's not to say all of you aren't afflicted with your own "short comings", whatever they may be. But you can't honestly tell me, that you don't see people far worse than you, who have people who spend time and love them.
Because at the end of it all, the truth is. Every single one of you that isn't just hear for the shits and giggles. Is Broken. Incompatible. Unable to connect, for one reason or another.
>>25632947
I already know that dipshit.
You know in your heart this is what you are. You know, no matter how much you might want it. You will never truly "enjoy" being around someone else.
You've had your chances. Stop fucking lying you know you have. Maybe they were small. Minuscule. But they were there. All you had to do was reach out and take it. Nudge it. Do anything at all! Everyone is miserable. Everyone wants someone to just reach out and take it all away.
You know what makes all of you different? What makes your mental suffering so much more "eternal"? The fact that you have pushed every single person who has ever reached out to you away. And you yourself will never reach out to the people around you. That's simply who you are. And who you will always be.
You're broken anon. Broken in a way that can't be fixed. There is nothing to fix. There is no "real" you at all. Just the repetition of valuing, devaluing, and starting over again. Stop lying to yourself. If human connection was really what you wanted. All you wanted. You would have seeked it out long ago, or blew your mind out in the street.
>you're alone anon. Really alone. And that is all you'll ever be
Basically true, thanks for summarizing it I guess.
3rd post says how many fingers
>>25632916
>3rd post says how many fingers
zero
>>25632916
37 fingers. Do it
a cucumber fag
Whoever makes me lol the hardest gets nudes of the one on the left
>>25632786
I'd rather pour ammonia in my eyes than see that bitch naked
who the fuck wants nudes from a worthless skank
>>25632786
here's a joke for you, OP:
>someone actually thought people would put effort into getting what you're offering
ITT post your favourite femanon.
I would greatly appreciate it if the janitors and mods allowed this thread to be open.
>>25632747
im my fav femanon fuck you
>>25632747
My favorite fembot is op's mom.
Seriously fuck off. Femniggers are cancer.
there was this cute tripfag on /mu/ with dragon in her name
i should have saved her pics
Where the fuck did all serial killers are gone? back in the 80's they were alot..
>>25632745
They stopped getting caught
>>25632745
I mean there are still people who murder, but it's harder to keep murdering without being caught now. You know, people are more aware of their surroundings, advances in technology, advances in security measures, advances in police technology, shit like that.
>>25632745
it's probably because it'd be almost impossible to get away with it now
there's security cameras everywhere now, everyone has a phone in their pocket that doubles as a (video)camera, forensic science has made huge leaps, etc
I cant take it anymore. I just want to be a normal fucking person, someone without all these problems. I dont even want to make jokes or memes about it anymore, Im only here because I have nowhere else to go and am only using this picture because I need one to post.
I dont know what Im going to do.
you know what needs to be done
>>25632733
IKTF on an incredibly deep level.
I feel like I don't even know who the fuck I am anymore. I feel empty. I'm shitposting here because I don't know what to do.
>>25632813
I didnt want to bring up suicide in my post because people would just accuse me of being too pussy to do it, but I honestly cant think of any other solution.
any wagecucks on here actually enjoy their jobs?
I just recently got hired as a trainee train conductor for southern rail in the UK and its going pretty well. I always liked trains so I thought id give it a go. I also found a gf recently so im double happy since I have choo choos and gf at the same time.
I help people stay out of prison and make a livable amount of money from the job, so I'm happy.
is she qt OP?
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMa CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
So I met this girl from /r9k/ and we really cliqued. We have a lot of fun talking and know a lot about each other. I completely opened up and she actually accepts me and thinks im cool. I think shes really cool and cute too even though she thinks shes weird. She thinks shes too damaged for a relationship with me and we live across the world, but Im beginning to grow some feels anyway. I think she knows it too, I sometimes jokingly ask her to marry me, but apart of me is ready and would actually want to. What do?
Well, it sounds like the cringe level from you already went through the roof, also sounds like you are friend-zoned.
My advice would be to livestream you killing her then yourself, since you two belong in robot heaven together
First, go to the advice board that exists in this same site.
Second(Optional), stop being an attention whore.
>>25632794
I think she genuinely likes me, just doesnt want a relationship for whatever reason. Idk maybe you are right
>Tfw holding my piss in for 2 hours and counting because my roommate has women over
>Tfw no jugs
>Tfw bout to blow
lay on your back and piss in your mouth
>>25632241
been in your situation before.
pee into a shirt and then wash it later,
>>25632241
Stop being autistic and use the bathroom.
What does it feel like to have a warm qt girl cuddle up next to you?
>>25632234
I don't know anon.
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
It's really nice. But like anything, the novelty begins to wear down after a while and it will never feel quite as good as the first time.
Hair in face,arm asleep,regret everything while she sleeps.
why are women only looking for the most perfect man? these women could easily fuck any average guy yet they only will choose chad. the 80/20 rule is real robots.
Because they're entitled to things they don't deserve.
Even an ugly hambeast wants a 6'4" billionaire who is famous.
>>25632147
>foreveralonewomen
>women
top left is a trap
>>25632147
in a word hypergamy. let these bitches have their harem world where they all share the alpha and an hero
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WML3BwtzQU
~don't hit on me, silly boys ;)
Fuck off you disgusting roastie whore
>>25632158
Daddy please stop
can u give me
>be me
>try adderall for the first time and a few times after
>feel fucking alive, human, confident, smart, handsome
>everything becomes fun as fuck
>vidya and music becomes INCREDIBLE
>most fun I think i've ever had
Now I fiend for it. Life feels so mediocre otherwise. I know the black hole that becomes stim addiction though. There is no winning.
Man I got into adderall and thought 'holy shit, is this what awake actually feels like?'. I signed up for college. I did great at work. I studied neuroscience. Then the shit started fucking with my heart. So I stopped. I could barely stand for three days in a row. I had never felt so exhausted in my life. Every move felt like a marathon. And what's fucked is while on it, my vitals are absolutely perfect. As soon as it starts to wear off, shit hits the fans.
>>25631981
welcome to drugs dipshit
enjoy your addiction
>>25632077
how long did you take adderall and what doses did you use?
It's officially my birthday and all I want is a (You) can you hook me up robots?
>>25631766
(YOUUUU)
CRANK DAT SOUJA BOY
(YOUUOUUUUU)
>>25631766
Happy birthday!
Fear not comrade, soon the normies will fall.
>>25631766
You're born a day after my dad anon! Happy Birthday!Enjoy your (You)
Why are we here, /r9k/?
What's the meaning of life? What's the point, just to move on until we croak?
>>25631705
>babbys first existential crisis
Jokes aside, the meaning of life is whatever you set it to be. Bear in mind, my meaning may be different than yours.
The point is to be the best you can be, so when you die and get reincarnated, all your traits, mentality, virtues, will embody your new self
Most people find meaning in their normie-tier social existence. Others find it in their work or passions.
My passion is my writing... not that I'm good at it or know what I'm doing.
