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HONK IF U UP
>>25634667
henk
honk honk xdd :3
HONK real neet hours
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>>25634601
I feel some Eva level fapping going on here. Bitch looks like she overdosed on something.
Bump
Why wait until after choosing the pictures to tell you it's not original?
This is a top tier original post
Anyone in a band here? How do you start a band?
To clarify I'm 20 and have no friends but I'm a hell of a guitarist and have decent to good vocals. I'm not a metalhead though.
I know you'll probably disagree but if you go to a church im 99% sure they'll let you play guitar there. Might make some friends too. I kno bro. I kno
>>25634660
I hate religion though. *tips*
I don't think I could do it
Start playing at open mics?
My brother is intent on becoming a heroin addict "for the aesthetic" (he's been a self-sabotaging faggot his whole adult life).
He's been in an out of alcoholism for years, ended up homeless and that but what is being hooked on heroin really like?
I'm concerned for him, but have given up trying to help him because all he ever wants is money which only enables this shit.
Idk. It's his life. He didn't ask to be born. He has the right to self-destruct in any way he sees fit.
I do heroin all the time. Or at least when I can find it. Also a big fan of hydros and oxys and vicodin and shit. Pop one of those babies and smoke a bowl and pure bliss. I feel bad for people who never do drugs. You're literally depriving yourself of the most interesting thing in life. At least do acid once.
>>25634547
I had a heroin habit for a short amount of time. I'm glad I quit before I was completely addicted to it, but sometimes I think life might be better as a drug addict. When you feel like all you need to be happy is a bag of dope, bigger more abstract problems like "my life is ultimately meaningless and nobody will remember me when I'm gone" are just passing thoughts.
I doubt that's what he's thinking. he's probably just retarded.
>>25634675
Thanks for reply anon. I do oxy myself when I can find it but haven't really developed much of a tolerance at all so I don't really see it as an issue. I still go to work, pay my rent etc. So it's not that I'm anti drugs, it's just that I'm not sure he knows where to stop.
>>25634862
But the times in between getting more heroin, trying to afford it etc (he's jobless), wouldn't that outweigh the momentary happiness?
What are my fellow robots drinking?
Picture related, one of my favorite mineral waters.
Some kind of peach sake, because my roommate is a weeaboo and always has some kind of Japanese booze. It's pretty tasty.
>Half gallon
>Little under half since getting it yesterday
>Mixed 7 drinks 50/50 and am barely buzzed
Am I a alcoholic?
>>25635396
Do you have withdrawals my friend?
Who /heart attack/ here?
I'm sure I will have a nasty one before I'm even 40 years old and die a natural death too early.
>>25634378
Hoping I can eat badly enough that my heart betrays me before my 25th year.
>>25634339
Fine so far but some times it feels like it's beating wrong or something.
Conductor we have a problem Conductor we have a problem Conductor we have a problem Conductor we have a problem
https://youtu.be/zmI-hGthrwA
>YouTube thread
CWHAP CWHAP CWHAP CWHAP CWHAP
>>25634259
Conductor, we have a problem. A virgin escaped from his virgins only containment car into the rest of the train
I literally watched that at least once a day for a couple months straight since first seeing it in a YT thread. Only recently stopped the daily viewing.
>lTS TOO FUCKING COLD
>Hating winter
the fuck is wrong with you?
can't wait for summer so you can play volleyball at the beach with your friends and drink beer? leave and take your dumb frogs with you you normalscum
>>25634849
FUCK WINTER AND THIS NEGATIVE TEMPERATURE BULLSHIT. FUCK SUMMER AND IT'S HUMIDITY BULLSHIT
FALL IS BEST.
Canadian here. Can we have your cold?
Seriously, we had winter for like 3 days last week up in Ontario. I want to snowboard/snowmobile/snowblow shit dammit.
>pretending to sleep so they don't come into your room
They, anon?
>>25633953
visiting relatives
>>25633927
>Being wealthy enough to have a room
fucking normies
Is there any alternative to plug dj?
I just want to chat with robots and drink and listen to music
I literally barfed when I saw OP's pic
>>25633847
Can't handle a real woman?
holy fucking ew
WHY ARE WOMENE SUCH WHORESSSSSSSSS!!!
https://imgur.com/a/hlOyr#R0yyx8L
>>25633662
It's so obvious you're from Reddit it's almost funny.
Go back to where you belong
>>25633662
>>25465504
>He's 48 and she's 16
>Can't I report this shit?
Never got to reply in original thread. While 16 may be age of consent, soliciting under 18 nudes would be CP.
>I know its your dad but we both know hes not like normal dads
Does anyone else ever drive to a movie theater on a Friday or Saturday night and just sit in their cars in the parking lot?
Just sit there and watch all the couples walking in to the theater, holding hands. Trying to imagine what your life might be like if you weren't lonely?
>>25633617
No, I usually sit at home and masturbate or play video games.
>>25633617
A waste of gas and time tbqh
>>25633617
>Implying most robots know how to drive.
Seriously, though, I actually go out and watch movies in the theaters with friends. Sure, all my friends are autistic neets just like me, but at least I have friends to sperg out over superhero and horror movies and comics and shit.
There's nothing special about you.
You're just one of the herd.
you too
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I wouldn't mind being one of the herd if the herd itself was actually working toward a common purpose. Right now, it seems like people tend to band together for the purpose of supporting individualism, oddly enough.
Everybody has a unique perspective on life
Let's just have a thread where everyone can hang out.
How's it hangin', fellow anons?
Low and lazy over here.
Today I made pancakes for breakfast, but I didn't allow the mixture to sit, so it was too dense and didn't cook evenly.
I wanna do a pancake today.
As an apolitical robot who has always been a nihilist (in b4 edgefag) at heart, give me a reason to show how the far right (i.e. Nationalism, Libertarian, Autocracy, Fascism) will improve my pathetic existence. I used to be a commie edgelord but I've already grown to hate the nu-left wing ever since the fall of occupy and the rise of safe spacism, and being a white hetero male who has literally only been fucked with by people his whole life i'm not to keen on being scape-goated to death. However i do agree with socialism as a pragmatic approach to modern conditions, and the idea that social programs are the evil of big government while having large corporations who are only interested in my money be in charge of every aspect of my impoverished life is the "practical" solution seems retarded to me. So help me settle this once and for all whether i should dedicate my energy towards a idealistic egalitarian future or a powerful monolithic regime keeping the flame of the ancients alive
>>25633219
>give me a reason to show how the far right (i.e. Nationalism, Libertarian, Autocracy, Fascism) will improve my pathetic existence
it won't.
>>25633219
Modern liberalism is not the left. It is an authoritarian abortion brought about by a political climate that requires pandering.
It will let you exult in your atavistic masculine tendencies and reawaken the emotional roaring furnace of violent energy within you. It will make you live like a warrior and die like one and shed your slave mentality once and for all while reveling in the Apollonian traditions of your noble-hearted ancestors.
That's right, your ancestors. The ones who sank sun-glinting steel blades into the hot flesh of their enemies while roaring battle cries that sent shivers down the spines of all who heard them. Who danced and drank and fucked and fought like men and built a culture worthy of themselves. Before all this feminism and political correctness and wage-slavery and fear and worry and ugly materialism turned us into slime.
