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Where you robots at?
I just want to be able to walk outside without being ashamed of my body.
I'm under 115 pounds and feel like I'm obese.
Anyone else know these feels?
130 lb 6'2".
Went to bed/room hungry this evening. Can't help feeling satisfied by this fact.
ULAANBAATAR
What the fuck does it feel like to walk outside normally without wearing layers of clothing?
Life peaks at 16.
Prove me wrong.
>Be me.
>Be 16.
>In sophomore year of HS, life sucks. Want to kill myself.
>Make it out of HS.
>Go to college. Make more friends than I ever had. Lose virginity. Get opportunities to party/hang out with people.
>Don't want to kill myself.
There you go, OP.
No, I first had sex at 29.
>>25624533
>Lose virginity
fuck off
So just to keep things clear...
If, by any chance, one of us wins the Powerball jackpot today, we'd share the wins, right?
>>25623456
if you win, hmu and i'll be your girly trap gf :)
I literally would if I actually played and won. But I don't play stupid games of chance.
if i dont kill myself because of all the attention i will receive, id probably share a cheeky million with you guys
Who /mouse/ here?
Here's the rest btw
>>25622873
fuck that shit, I'm a hawk
>inb4 a bunch of redditors say cerebrotonic
im a mix between sloth and super autist
Post some tasty Vocaroos, robots! I want to hear words of encouragement, I want to hear your voices, and I want to hear general discussion.
C'mon, lads!
>>25622048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwHlCHjVla
you like it?:3
>>25622141
I love it, anon!
I just look here to hear sweet female voices, males shouldn't even post in these threads.
>>25622141
Well then, that woke me up for the day.
Saturday night edition
Time to get comfy.
I wonder what Hannah is doing tonight...
Poleaboo would like to make his presence known
got a chinese last night lads, was disappointed desu. gonna get a kebab next week
Is a degree in Computer Science the best way to go for a robot?
no, you're not smart enough
get a job at McDonald's instead
or should I go into engineering like a huge normie? I would rather pick CS because I've always used computers, find them more familiar than anything else, and gives me the chance of working from home, but if it's saturated or fucked, then I don't even want to waste my time. My university is also a bit more well known for mechanical engineering and related degrees.
or am I totally wrong and CS is easily the best way to go?
>>25620925
CS tends to pay more for median starting salary, I too am at a university that is more known for mechanical engineering
What do you think about her, robots?
>>25617144
Ugly as shit but I'd love to watch her gobble my cock
>>25617144
>steven universe cosplayers
ohh boyy, they're all god awful
>>25617144
ugly anorexic trap looking
Normie women are literally taking time out of their busy day to fuck with betas.
>Tfw that cute girl who started messaging you is just pranking you
>2016
>still interacting with the subhuman gender
>>25614582
>Implying I willingly spend any time around females or any person for that matter
Why are all of these minorities?
Whats a good Senior prank Anons? I just checked my classes Facebook page and their ideas are shit.
As in a prank on old people? Leave them alone
Porn on the school tvs.
>>25630727
call in a bomb threat
>tfw I have anzu on skype
She hardly ever replies anymore.
what do
Why would she even reply to a beta like yourself anyway? she is taking big Chad cock every single night.
give out her skype in revenge
>>25630333
We met on omegle like 2 years ago. Didn't know about her at the time. We just talked about anime and shit.
We've webcamed plenty of times, we even came close to dating. What she neglected to tell me was that she was in an "open relationship". She said "I thought I told you". She most certainly did not. I wasn't really interested. Oh, and she told me she was a virgin despite being in an open relationship. Odd.
She's nice enough, but she flakes a lot.
It's kind of weird that I see her all the time on r9k. She's really not all THAT pretty without her excessive amount of makeup, but I understand the fascination.
sitting at home eating lil ceasers and playing some OoT. Pic related. Saturday nights get slow here for some reason.
that actually looks good for 5 bucks, too bad theres only 2 LC in Montreal and their Hot-N-Ready deal is like 10 bucks
>>25630242
Going to become a normie and have sex in an hour
she says she has lingerie, I don't think I am going to make it to the sex part and just prematurely ejaculate
because it happens when she just holds my hand
>>25630341
its the best neet food. it was made by a qualified pizza artist JUST for me.
NOFAP
WHO /GOINGALLTHEWAY2017/
That's a pretty tall order. I'm just figuring on going on as long as I can.
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, at least after hacking my 3ds
I gave up after a week
Also ordered a fleshlight yesterday
Really sick of seeing cringy people everywhere, seeing outside, all the thugs keep talking their bullshit, all the hipsters in the town.
i'm planning to shoot their god damn brains out today, what's your thoughts robots?
also will post were i'll be doing this
i can dig some of your cringy ass humor
My thoughts are that it's fine because there's almost no chance that you're in my country if you're going on a shooting spree. Also, if you don't like normies then just avoid them. I'm always listening to music when I'm out so I don't have to hear them.
>>25629902
>Get a pilot license
>buy a plane
>fly over your city
>carpet bomb normies
It'll take some time but it'll be more effective than 10 or so unconfirmed kills.
>>25629982
they're having a festival soon
When do you think /ISIS/ will take over the The West?
WWIII when?I feel like this will bring us all together
>>25629634
>Not joining the qt's from YPG
Go kill yourself goat fucker.
>>25629671
>joining the nasty kurdshits
kill yourself
>>25629634
WW3 will remove the human chaff and reduce the population to comfortable levels.
Guess where we fit in.
