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never watched anime before, always thought it was gay as fuck like MLP but I have nothing to do today so maybe I'll try some
I've whittled it down to 3
>Cowboy Bebop
>Ghost in the Shell
>Berserk
dubs decides which one
woke up at 2 today, got all night
>>25619245
Ghost in the Shell, motherfucker. You won't regret it.
Haven't seen the other two to be fair, but Cowboy Bebop is one of the better shows to watch for people that aren't really into anime and all the awful tropes and perversions that come with it.
>>25619473
>awful tropes
thats the thing that turned me off to it in the first place
the stupid waifu shit, the little asian girls with white faces and the stupid facial expressions and lame jap noises they make
i want to watch something somber
Any college dropouts here?
How you hangin guys? How do you feel knowing that your dreams of gettin a decent and good paying job are going down the sink?
>don't mind those bullies, when you grow up you will be a great scientist and they will be poor and loosers
Now the bullies are taking excellent degrees while i'm a NEET with a good cultural background yet becoming a procrastinating demon and gradually loosing my insightful thinking due to severe imageboard browing...
shameless self bump guys
Get your ass to online courses instead of putting your dick in its chastity cage for once you fucking faggot
I constantly thinking about getting an easy job and moving out.
But fuck man, if only we put more effort into going to college we can succeed.
Just need to get our shit together and go back.
Post some feels music robots. I want something to push me over that edge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avqe-CPXXO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKQ31mkobm0
> I want something to push me over that edge.
Don't anon. I love you.
>>25619229
I know it's just vaporwave but there's something about it I can't put my finger on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF9yHO-UUws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfkCGY4eHMg
asdcsf
This thread is for finding new ways to pleasure yourself. If a lot of people contribute, maybe we can find something good.
I'll start, try leaning your body up against a wall while standing on your head, I call it the spiderman, because it looks like your stuck to a wall and you shoot web.
>>25619214
your dads dick up your ass
I do a slav squat in the shower while I jack off. Great multitasking what with the showering, masturbating, and sometimes pooping all at once
Get a pillow with the fluff inside. Cut open a hole. Tear the fluff so its soft. Thrust like its a pussy. Feels really good
What's your excuse? Faggot.
My excuse for what?
I not a manlet midget.
I'm not talented and motivated.
https://slack.com/
Why don't we start one of these for R9K and POL? Have a live chat-room where robots can get together and chat, and shit?
Would you guys be up for it? Pic unrelated.
>>25619199
we've had lots of discord and skype groups here in the past, unless they're heavily moderated they always end up with one female causing everyone to orbit them, coupled with unironic memeing which is just embaressing to watch
>>25619226
I wouldn't mind moderating it heavily, and I could probably get some volunteers.
I'm thinking we'd just blanket ban women. It isn't like they can be robots anyhow.
>>25619199
I would if there would be only robots. Every normie would try to ruin our true robot bonding
Should we neuter white men with Asian fetishes to prevent unstable hapas?
Hapas born to white men and asian women are usually mistreated, neglected, poorly raised, and as a result become emotionally unstable. It seems like they would have been better off never being born than being born to suffer their whole lives.
>>25619089
HAPA males are an abomination of nature. They need to be put down.
>>25619089
>mfw all these new rare Elliots are starting to enter circulation.
>>25619089
we should neuter chads
and enslave all women
How many of these have you felt?
you guys are in tune with your emotions right?
I guess all of them? What's the point of this post?
>Textless posts are not allowed.
i'm sorry plz 4give me
/a/
/co/
/lit/
/mu/
/tv/
/v/
/vr/
>>25618836
/tv/
/v/
/a/
any other answer is objectively wrong
>>25618836
/a/
/tv/
/mu/
/a/ /co/ and /tv/ obviously
Why don't my fellow robots try to go to the gym? I've only been there twice, and I already feel better. It's actually scientifically proven that exercise is good for depression. Endorphines and shit.
I'm more interested in this peculiar pepe
Gtfo normieoriginal kek
>exercise makes you feel better bcoz le endorphines
nice meme t b h
>tfw stupid
>tfw ugly
>tfw get made fun of
>tfw no guy friends
>tfw no girl friends
>tfw lonely
>tfw not good at any sports
>tfw literally cant think of one positive trait about myself
you have my sympathy OP
>>25618514
thank you anon, pray for me:'(
>>25618469
You bready good at grn txt anon!
At 7:30 GMT. I will release an unseen Elliot Video
OP WILL DELIVER
>>25618394
I'm a 4chan expert, you will not, you just want (you)s, here's your (you).
And no, you are not the OP that delivered the rare Elliots.
Now get the fuck out faggot.
>>25618436
I don't blame your scepticism anon, I know the onus is on me to prove myself, and I will.
>>25618394
How are you coping with the death of your son?
Was it all staged? Was it a false flag? Was he framed?
FUCK YOU PRICK!!!!!
I AM CRAZY ABOUT YOU AND YOUR EX WAS A SLUT. I LISTENED TO YOU BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HER FOR 2 MONTHS AFTER SHE LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER GUY.
I HAVE BOUGHT U GIFTS AND DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I GAVE YOU TIME TO GET OVER HER BEFORE I ASKED YOU OUT AND YOU STILL TURN ME DOWN.
I JUST WANTED YOU TO GIVE ME A CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25618382
what the fuck is this shit
0/10 thread
You should just off yourself really
Females cannot be robots.
I turn 22 in less than 5 months and I'm still a virgin. I haven't made any progress with women in the last 2 years and have even gone on dates with 2 gay guys since women keep rejecting me.
I work a decent job (barista), go to school for engineering, have developed hobbies (cooking, reading, fitness), I'm in shape. I know I'm not a 10/10 but I'm sociable and women always enjoy talking with me, enough to give me their number and pursue conversation that way. I've made plans with several but they always seem to cancel right before, whereas my guy friends never do that.
What is wrong with me?
>>25618317
>What is wrong with me?
You're bisexual and (i.e.) also probably socially awkward.
This is your way of problemsolving.
>>25618317
You have an interesting life and if that pic is you then i don't know why you couldn't get laid, like you are at least above average looking. Maybe you are not good at talking and end up coming across as boring? Maybe it's a confidence thing idk. Go get laid and gtfo my board, failed normie.
Femanons, how important are looks for a guy?
OP is a cuck if he thinks a woman's words matter more than her actions.
> brb gonna tell anon it's what inside that matters the most.
> Brb actually dating Chad.
OP you're dumb, I had money to splurge on clothes that looked good and I had women approach me at random, even stop their shift at work just to talk to me.
>>25618212
if looks of a girl are a 10/10 in importance to guys, then looks of a guy are a 6/10 in importance to girls.
>>25618258
>>25618271
yeah this guy made me rethink my post. I was talking about physical attractiveness, but looks is a different category and is very important. They determine a lot of different things from how you look. Is he having sex? Are other girls into him? Does he have a good job? Is he funny? Good personality? Not an autistic retard who can't dress himself well? etc. etc. All these things they use to determine if they're into you.
