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Any tips for taking selfies?
I look OK when I look in the mirror, but as soon as I take a picture I look fucking horrible. I just want to try my luck on tinder. ;_;
>>25623932
find a good selfie on google images that looks a little like you and use that.
Just ask your gf to take the pic
>tfw look 6/10 in mirrors and on my phone camera
>realize my phone camera is also reflecting my picture just like a mirror
>change the setting
>look like absolute garbage 2/10 tier
IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE SEE ME AS? There goes what little self esteem i have left.
I dreamed I was gay but i'm not gay
what should i do?
fuck off jorge
>>25623845
explore your sexuality and stop being a little bitch
>>25623845
Fuck a guys ass
Who /germany/ here?
Looking for some qt german bots to be friendly with.. or more. :3
THERE ARE NO HOMOS IN GERMANY
>>25623821
I'm a woman dumbass
>>25623801
there's no germans here they are too busy getting raped by refugees
>texting crush
>what did she mean by "how great it feels to not be wearing a bra"
Tell her you wish you were there with her.
"Maybe you can show me how great it looks to not be wearing a bra"
>>25623768
Tell her that her tits are gross and to shut up about them
will any qt guys here be my master :3c
(i am a small qt shy loli puppygirl that falls madly in love easily)
i-if you want um you can post your skype or email or maybe ill make a throwaway email f-for you guys ufufu
fuck you that's some gay ass shit and not how you go about it
this show is shit too
>>25623739
The fuck outta here pedobot.
>>25623787
theres nothing wrong with it being gay ;_;
>>25623842
im not pedobot ;__;
People always suggest to get tinder to get laid.
I tried it with a fake account to test the waters. I got some matches, even got a few girls who were willing to fuck right away.
Then I was curious as to what kind of men I'd have to compete with.
All white Chads. Literally everyone was a 7/10 at least.
I'm not bad looking, I'd say even above average but I still.
What's the point for a non-Chad to try Tinder when literally all girls have their pick of 8/10 Chads?
why do you care why do you want female contact just buy a fucking hooker holy fucking shit I do not get it it's like you come here and you're like OH MY GOD I HATE PANCAKES FUCK PANCAKES
>tfw no pancakes
We're in the most hostile social climate that has probably ever existed for civilized human beings. Why do you want any part of it? Just fucking stay home watch anime play video games smoke weed drink beer do whatever you want to fucking do don't want what society and your monkey brain tells you you fucking want you giant fucking idiot
>>25623712
This
OP you have to do your best to ascend past your desire for human affection and a partner because society is rigged against men currently when it comes to relationships and sex so you need to make sure to not take part in any of it.
>>25623712
>just buy a fucking hooker holy fucking shit I do not get it
most whores are downright stupid and impossible to talk to, in fact often too dumb to provide good, satisfying sex too
t. a man who fucked about 30 hookers
>ITT: Trigger words for robots
"I love you."
>>25623502
"fembot" is a trigger
>>25623502
>"Why are you so quiet"
I hate this whenever someone says it.
No one wants to listen when I speak but they think I'm weird when I don't, you can't win.
>>25623626
>why are you so quiet
Because of the crippling fear holding me back from any kind of meaningful interaction
Because of the desperate need to connect with another human being on a basic level but lacking the necessary social skills or experience
Because I desperately want you to notice me but I don't know how, and even if i did, i would have no idea how to react
I usually just just go with "i dunno" while dying a little inside
>tfw getting cucked by dad
>work at a restaurant/bar
>girl there works as a teacher, has a few serving shifts at the restaurant occasionally
>when we work together, we'll have a shift beer and watch shitty tv shows
>had a few drinks after work at other bars twice with her
>had pancakes at shitty diner right after both times
>last week she texted me randomly in the morning asking if i as up to go eat somewhere, so we went to a brewery and drank and ate and played shuffleboard and arcade games they had for a couple hours
So, I'm 22, the girl is 12 years older than me. She hangs out with my dad often, he's been friends with her a lot longer than I have but I've been acquainted with her since she's known him. She and him go places together a lot, like hours away and spend a few days there. I never used to be fazed by it, but now that I'm head over heels for her, it's really painful. Yesterday my dad was telling me how they're going somewhere for a few days.
I'm not sure if there's more to them than just being friends but I feel like there might be and who knows how many times they've had drunken sex or something after they got back to the hotel after drinking?
You tried cucking your dad but cucked yourself.
Die in a hole.
>>25623556
I didn't try cucking anyone. I didn't want to fall for her, but she's the one who initiates everything
>>25623597
You sound like a bitch.
>W-well it wasn't MY fault I cheated on you...h-he initiated it all and manipulated me!
How do you cure hemorrhoids?
>>25623356
there is no cure
can't OP
If you wouldn't mind sharing how you got it?
>>25623381
FUCK
>>25623480
I don't know. My ass bleeds every time after I shit, it's painful to sit down, and I smell like shit all day even after I shower.
What does r9k think of body positivity shit like this? Personally I'm disgusted, why would anyone be so proud of such a repugnant, unhealthy body? What's the appeal Jesus Christ, this girl has thousands of supporters..
Just consider that there are men out there who endorse that kind of behavior so that they can have sex with her, and they're grateful for the opportunity.
>>25623294
its a sad state of things for sure
women only want chads so average looking guys have to resort to fat bitches to get their dick touched
cant really blame them, i've done it myself. after a while the urge to put my dick in a hole grows too strong
most thin folk feel the same way, OP. it's pretty much fatties versus the non-fatties when it comes to this debate.
fatties want to force everyone to be attracted to them because they can't stop eating. and they're always claiming that they're healthy and shit. which is obviously bullshit, because you can't become obese from eating clean, and even if you could, the sheer weight that your body is carrying would be detrimental to your health, regardless if it was gained through eating clean or not. it's killer on your joints and your body has to work twice as hard to pump blood through your body and keep your systems working. among other health-related things, it's absolutely appalling how people can allow themselves to become that. like god damn.
why haven't you found yourself a forever alone bitch from tumblr?
the females are all over there.
>>25623009
Because they're in love with fantasy Chads just like we're in love with fantasy Stacies.
>>25623009
Care to share some urls?
>>25623009
fucking link me asap
I'm really drunk right now (rn), been thinking about suicide for 2 years, what's the best method for a filthy euro? All apologies for my text. Wish you a good day everyone!!
suicide isn't worth
but... best method is helium/carbon monoxide
Dream big.
>>25622951
> that whole freaking post
Normie get out, it has been refuted over and over.
Again and again
Graduating hs this year. I did well enough to go to uni and will probably go into stem. Someone explain the "STEM meme" to me? I just want to know what I'm getting into. Is stem, math in particular, too much of a normie field for a robot to go into?
it's a good field but oversaturated
don't know about others, but i graduated with a PhD in Pure Mathematics and am doing very well
options are flexible if you know how to speak or can prove your worth
Math is a great field, not nearly as many normies as other areas, and most jobs will be well-paying upon graduation.
The above anon mentioned oversaturation, but that hasn't been the case in my experience (granted its only a bachelors).
>>25622979
I'm Math and Econ and I want to do a PhD. Do you have to get a Masters or can you go straight to a doctorate?
>"So it turns out you're not so shy after all! Thanks for today Anon. really. I was so worried we'd have nothing to talk about but I'm really glad I was proven wrong. You know I really enjoyed our conversation, I can't believe I opened up so much to someone I barely know! Well I hope I can change that, maybe we can do something again soon and get to know each a little more. I still feel like I barely know you even though I pretty much told you my whole life story! Well anyway you have my number and stuff right? Just let me know when you want to do something. I probably won't be able to sleep for a while anyway, so if you're still up in a few hours then feel free to text me or something!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISfJX8toAiY]
Oh shit, it's this thread again. Who the hell makes these? I really like them until they get to the break up bit. Thanks, it's not lile i didn't feel pathetic in the first place
Y-you too.originalls
>>25622776
REEEEEEE!! NOT THIS THREAD AGAIN!!!
Is there anything more pathetic than a white guy who gets with gooks?
>>25622632
Jelly asian "male" detected
>>25622654
No actually I'm a white guy with standards who sees these pathetic white nerds go for ugly chinks out of desperation
>>25622686
At least he's not a virgin.
