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Does anyone else here go to the movies alone?
I havent but many of my friends have and they said its cool. Just dont be akward about it
Yes why not? Best times 1st show on a Monday or tues
I do. I enjoy it, especially late at night during the week, when no obnoxious teenagers are around. I even enjoy it more than going with my friends.
discuss this image /r9k/
It's pretty accurate because reddit is all "Muh feelings"
Meh
Maybe if this was 2006
Now it's more like we're Weenie hut Jr. And Reddit is Super Weenie Hut Jr
>>25618060
4chan is just regular weenie hut jr, nobody here is tough enough to get in the salty spitoon.
Lets start a Nice comfy big city tread with music That wil fit the city fog and Rain, I will start!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBTqRd09y3E
city room ;D
Well this one
Wet bridgee
Has /r9k/ ever been "clubbing" alone?
I don't have any friends anymore but there's an event I want to go to. I think if I'm drunk I'll be all right being by myself but is that weird?
I'm a grill btw does that make it any better
>drunk
>clubbing alone
>grill
it's like you want to be gangraped
>>25617792
I'm a guy. I've gone clubbing sometimes.
Don't take your eyes of the drink. If you do, don't risk it.
Never gone clubbing but I went to a concert at a punk bar alone the other night and I felt very uncomfortable, then got super drunk super fast and still felt awkward but I couldn't drive home. Had to wait it out. It was fun though, would go again.
Enjoying your weekend wagecuck?
>>25617791
Thisquestion must not remain unanswered.
>>25617879
smugwojak4v2 a cute
CUTE
>>25617791
No, because I have to go to work on Monday
Are these still cool? I need to buy my wife's son a birthday present.
Wearing those badboys right now.
Yeah the're pretty kick-ass
Good use of meme layering, OP.
Lucky for you I have some pull around here. I'm going to recommend that your transfer from reddit to 4chan be finalized and you become a full-fledged member of Anonymous.
who /noweed/ here?
day 2 here, i had to stay up all night last night before I could sleep
had some odd dreams too
I'm out until I get paid friday, 6 more days. Too many bills and shit at christmas, plus I got my hours cut back for december. Shit will be back to normal soon.
I'm thinking of asking my friend for some but he is unemployed and doesn't have much.
My dealer has started selling medical grade shatter in official pot dispensary pouches its insanely good quality. 6 more fucking days until I get paid.
>mfw weed man just sent me a picture of some really dank nuggies
>>25617763
Are you me?
Same situation anon. Day 2 here too.
My dreams were about ufos and almost dying from a od on meth while playing football.
What is the point of nofap? increased sexual drive? is it just social rejects proud of not touching their penis?
>>25617728
There isn't actually a point to nofap, all the autists think it'll help them or something. It doesn't.
for some it is a bad habit. i think masturbating is like smoking weed. its fine if you dont do it constantly.
>>25617728
it can hep you achieve hands free orgasm from stimulation of your prostate and stuff. kinda reason why faggots do that.
What's the most fucked up thing you've done to fuck a girl, /b/?
>be me, 17 (this was 2 years ago)
>somewhat awkward but 6.5/10
>dealing drugs in my high school
>meet a cute girl in the grade below me, wants to buy ecstasy
>I cut her a deal, she starts texting me etc
>eventually she starts hanging out with me, nothing serious, just smoking weed and cuddling, making out, etc
>eventually she tells me that she used to be addicted to OxyContin and wants to do it again
>I was briefly addicted too, so I agree, we do it one day and then we fuck forever (opiates make it almost impossible to cum).
>now we fuck all the time, and I keep giving her more and more oxy
>kept doing this for a year until I went to college
Pic related, from her Facebook profile.
I guarantee a lot of you could get a girl like this if you're willing to throw out your morals.
She now does heroin and is in community college, and I think it's mostly my fault. Pussy was god-tier though
Fuck I mean /r9k/
I'm such a normie, fuck
>inb4 REEEEE
I know at least one of you fuckers has done this
Why wouldn't you? It's the only way I got laid
who /cold/ here?
>tfw -32 C wind chill
>>25617621
Where are you located at? 7c here but feels like 3c.
>>25617662
Minnesota.
Where are you?
>>25617621
faggot, learn fahrenheit like the rest of the world
Well, robots?
At this point, I'm Pepe. I used to be Wojak but let go of my denial stage.
I'm aware of how insufferable I am. It's a good and a bad thing, I guess.
>>25617599
>every time this image is posted the thread is flooded with wojaks
it's good to see another pepe, friend
>>25617599
>>25617722
I am a pepe too man feels sad
wojak reigns from above.
What is the first thing that you see in this image?
Thick thighs.
>>25617577
her iphone in a dangerous position. if someone accidentally moves that wire she might crack it.
>>25617577
A transexual.
Stop oppressing me by pushing me in a mosh pit.
>mosh pit should be a safe space
>literally a place where you're allowed to fight others for the hell of it
she's right about violence as freedom though, shitskins will never know what it's like to conquer the lower races with blood and iron.
>>25617453
>>25617626
I want to jam my dick in her asshole and beat her, so she can feel true opression
>>25617453
>black people
>my people
ayy
I just got cucked by chad.
What do?
>liked this girl since kindergarten
>beautiful but also not a slut
>intelligent
>only a few pictures on normiebook
>go to the same college
>get drunk and confess I love her one night on skype
>we date for a few weeks
>tfw no sex but she's not a slut we just need to date a little bit more, right?
WRONG
>arranged a date with her, supposed to be waiting for each other in front of the college building
>she is 20 minutes late
>doesn't answer my calls and text messenges
>go to her dorm to see if something had happened
>door's unlocked
>she's gone, her phone laying on the bed
>looked like she left in a hurry
>see the notification LED thing on her phone flashing
>it's a new message from Chad
>her phone has no password so i just started reading the whole conversation
"Hey, beautiful! You coming over for some you and me time?"
"Not now! I have a date with my loser boyfriend: want to dump him but he'll probably kill himself if I do"
"Let the loser kill himself if he wants to: why do you have to torture yourself by dating this freak: come over, I have wine and some good music playing. We'll have a great time"
"You're so bad! You're right I deserve better. I'll be there in 20 minutes. let me just change into something more... sexy :)"
>conversation was from 30 minutes ago
>mfw she'd texted numerous other chads
>didn't even read the other conversations
>mfw chad is fucking my drunken girlfriend as I type this
>mfw i'm too beta to go to his dorm while they're fucking and beat him up with my fucking bat
Do the bat thing, it's perfectly justified.
> too beta to beat him up
Implying that an Alpha would blame the guy and think that it's solely his fault?
>>25617394
That totally happened! lol epic feels fuk roasties so cuck lel! 4 Chan ftw! XD mfw so real lol jk no face :p
>burped internally
>cloud of Prozac powder comes up
>tastes like bitter vomit. lingers for a minute
>this is the most eventful moment of my day
>>25617393
>>this is the most eventful moment of my day
Are you a NEET?
>>25617428
yes indeedy
>>25617393
>baking a cake in autopilot
>realize i'm baking a cake
>disengage
>why the fuck am I baking a cake
>do I even want cake?
>think for a moment my conscious and my myself are two different entities
>ponder if I am actually just dead or dying reliving memories I had, while questioning the context in real time
>stop mixing
>look around as if I were going to see something out of place
>see nothing, continue baking
>fuck
If we're being honest, lad. I'm really just waiting to die. It would be convenient if some attractive woman farted in my face until I was dead like a used animal.
This IS the internet, after all.
