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If you're in your twenties and still inexperienced, better start getting laid soon. Today even decent girls in their twenties will have had sex with numerous guys already and in all likelihood have also made out with dozens more. The only way of beating them at this game is by being more experienced. What are you waiting for? Go, make out with a cutie in a club!
but i dont have a car or money
>>25611274
Find a way, anon. Imagine finding a great girl and being finally happy. Then, it suddenly dawns on you; she's the only girl you've ever done anything with, while she has litterally kissed dozens of other men. It will eat you alive.
>>25611259
>experience
Disgusting. Becoming a manwhore is no way to live.
>tfw you realize women care more about personality then looks
>tfw bad personality
>>25611148
>women care more about personality then looks
creme de la meme my friend
then get a good one.
do you swear too much? stop doing it
are you a racist? stop being one
are you a bigot? just stop
do you have too much anger? be happy instead
are you too immature? then grow up
are you lazy? then don't be, force yourself to do it
oh
hey
there
you
GENETICALLY
INFERIOR
MALE
>>25611085
Why are all of the eggman pics so big, shit.
Soon as I enlarge he's got me trapped with his rooster-like eyes.
>>25611269
what i find even more strange is why is a person as deformed and ugly as eggman take millions of selfies and post them online in a global site?
he should do humanity a favor by putting a bag over his head and never showing is ugly face again
>>25611334
eggman isn't deformed or ugly.
>Look really decent in the mirror
>Look like a pile of distorted shit on Iphone camera and other various top quality cameras.
Explain
>>25611077
Don't know. Round numbers are always false.
>>25611077
You have grown accustomed to seeing your mirror image. When you see yourself from other people's perspective you see the asymmetry because it's the opposite of what you're used to seeing. In a manner of speaking, people see you the way you see yourself in the mirror, because they are used to seeing you that way. Try looking at someone you know in a mirror. They will look weird.
Extra detail is great at showing flaws. It's why old photos or image filters that soften everything make people look younger/better. Unless you have prime genetics / bone structure you're going to look bad when a HD camera is pointed at you.
So,what makes you a robot?
Pretty sure I qualify, unfortunately.
I'm a chad
i just spend all my time here because i'm used to 4chan and i find it comfy here
lmao at all you losers
>>25610933
DIE
JUST DIE I FUCKING HATE YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25610908
>robots crave genuine companionship and the reciprocations of emotion.
I don't think I ever completely identified with this notion, the perverted deviation of
>tfwnogf
Included.
I'm just here for reasons words would betray if I attempted to explain.
I have no title.
Some bitch on twitchat is pretending to be a robot
She keeps yelling "REEEEEE"
Keeps yelling "fucking normals get out"
First off she a grill. So automatically she's basically a normie. Secondly she's an attractive grill. So automatically a normie.
Bitch is trying to profit off us by pretending to be a robot fuck that. She doesn't know how it is.
Princesschu is her twitch name
I apparently can't link her channel but she is not a robot dammit.
NO GRILLS ALLOWED EVER
wow I really care about this a lot
Did she honestly say "normals" ?
>m-maybe if i pull robots to this girls twitch she'll like me
>hear mom and dad and little 15 year old sister arguing and screaming downstairs
>apparently sis has had unprotected sex
>meanwhile I'm up in my room watching chinese cartoons as a 29 year old virgin and I bet they know it
JUST
>>25610757
nigga how the fuck ur sis 15 but u a old-ass 30 yr old virgin u fuckn wizerd wite boi
you're only a year away from wizardry, i dont see the problem.
>>25610757
Pic of your sis
for science and fact checking
I hope I fall asleep and never wake up.
That's the dream anon.
That would be ideal. I'd hurt my family too bad if I offed myself.
>sleeping
>giving the nightmares a chance
>not drugging yourself until sweet darkness gives you release until you wake up again
Should I buy a bottle of bourbon or a cheesecake?
Which is better at treating depression?
Cheesecake.
being fat drunk and stupid is no way to live life, so at least don't be drunk.
both will only make you feel better for a short period of time. Get a hobby or seek help for depression.
>>25610455
cheesecake will make you feel slightly better for about 30 minutes with little to no side effect apart from the empty calories (only an issue if youre fat)
the bourbon will make you feel a whole lot better for hours, depending on how long and how much you drink. but the side effect will be the hangover which will be like the depression you are feeling now x10, for a day or two afterward.
>tfw you can't comprehend how ugly you are
>>25610414
>tfw even you hate how you look
Just be beautiful on the inside and you and everyone, no matter where you go and who you see, will be beautiful :)
>tfw you look at other men's faces and wish you could live their lives instead because any other face is better than yours
Who else /bieber/ here?
He's actually pretty good these days.
>>25610313
i am and i hate myself for it
>>25610366
Don't hate yourself. Love yourself XDDD.
But seriously I'm a true fan now senpai.
>>25610366
>enjoying something
>hates himself for it
why do people do this? millions enjoy his music, I just don't understand, maybe its an immaturity thing
So what happened after the hotel meet in that thread where OPs gf fucked his Dad?
https://m.imgur.com/a/hlOyr
So no one is able to explain?
I don't think he's posted here since. Maybe he committed murder-suicide
Keep an eye out for the news.
>>25610245
I don't care that cuck was beta as fuck comforting his gf after she cucked him... he mad me so mad, fuck you for reminding me on this, I will leave this fucking website that remind me that there's cucks on the world.
>tfw have to pick college major but don't care about a career, just want to make enough money to support a family
Does anyone else share this feel? Your family is supposed to be the most important thing to you. This is just what I think.
>tfw just want tiny qt3.14 wife with a bunch of kids
Is this normal for a 20 year old? Aren't I supposed to want to fuck bitches and not have kids until I'm like 35?
I'm in the exact same boat OP, except I'm 18.
Just want a loving wife and a family, nothing more.
>>25610175
It's a serious feel.
>>25610165
Do petroleum engineering if you're smart enough anon.
Well robots it was only a matter of time, hopefully they use common sense and end this meme.
http://thereporterz.com/man-kills-date-inspired-twitter-wastehistime2016-trend-wasted-time/
Roasties BTFO.
That's what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you.
>>25610004
Damn, almost got me untill the Judge let him off saying she deserved it for acting in such a way.
4/10
>these panties you bought me are for him to see
She should have known she was going to die at that point.
Daily reminder that all fat girls have the potential to be pretty skinny girls. Keep that in my the next time you think about rejecting a fatty.
>pic related
>>25609940
that's not fat. Also she looks better on the left
>>25609940
she had plastic surgery. how beta do you have to be to fuck a woman like this knowing full well that her horrible genes will carry on in the future?
>>25610197
why does south korea hand out plastic surgery like halloween candy and japan doesn't?
