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Dont ever wear New Balance gym shoes and jeans, or you'll stand out as an obvious autist.
I wear vans and I get all the pussy
Ok ill be honest i wear these shoes. What kind of shoes should I actually wear? I never knew these shoes were that bad, i like to run in them but what shoes should i wear?
>>25602030
Running in them is fine, not for casual wear though.
Hi, I've never really done anything like this before but I'm feeling particularly lonely tonight and would like someone to talk to. I'm 19 from USA, if it matters.
what's on your mind anon-kun?
>>25601841
What's up anon.
original comment do not steal
I'm twenty years old and female, but I don't want to talk to the likes of YOU.
ha ha.
Who's actually on disability here? I'm waiting for a hearing to be set where a judge will rule whether or not I get it. Average wait time for the office my case is at is 14 months. Can't work at all during those 14 months because it would hurt my case, and I don't even know if I'll win or not.
Is shit this difficult in Europe, or is this only an Amerifat thing?
>>25601782
What is your """""disability""""" anon?
have you considered the possibility that the judge will name a close relative as a trustee so that the money will be deposited in their account not yours? What are you planning to do if that happens?
>falling for the 'wagecuck' meme
Did you actually think that NEETs were making bunches of money? It's a fucking meme, in the United States you have to be a woman with 'fibromyalgia' to get on SSDI, they don't give it to men very often.
Are you too autistic to recognize satire?
Why don't you /tradejob/?
>get fitter because of manual labor
>apprenticeships pay to learn
>abundance of jobs
Pic related could be you
>>25601719
Because nobody will take on an apprentice who has no experience
I cant spend thousands of dollars on school or even take time of my current job to go to school
>>25601916
Yes they will. Electrical apprenticeships don't require previous experience. You need a high school diploma, pass their aptitude test, and must be able to provide your own tools. Where do you live?
>>25601916
My wife's son got an apprenticeship with no experience, he just had to apply to abunch of different places, be persistent
> tfw no daughter who loves you
why even live
>>25601709
>daughter
>not wanting a son to live out your dreams through
i'd legit be dissaspointed with a daughter lads
>tfw no daughteru
>>25601709
>tfw no child wife who loves you
>>25601738
Little girls are living dolls. Men love playing with dolls
>tranny name used to be Kaitlin
>can't use it anymore
way to really explain things
>>25601422
don't mean to hijack your thread, but how do trannies choose their names?
why do they always choose stupid names?
>>25601452
I picked a name that was pretty similar to my own name. Plus I thought it was cute.
So, I'm not even sure how to start here. The last couple of weeks my dog (7 year old rottweiler) has been acting noticeably different. I guess I could describe it as "distant" and even depressed. He is normally an extremely outgoing and happy dog, very playful and energetic etc. But starting about 2 weeks ago he started acting very withdrawn and nervous around people, even his own family. At first I kind of brushed it off as feeling under the weather, but after about a week and a half I decided maybe he needed to see a vet.
I got him in yesterday and after an examination the vet told me that he believes the dog has been sodomized. His anus had slight damage in a way that was consistent with that sort of thing. He said he can't really imagine that his injuries could have come about any other way. So already now I'm pretty upset and sort of freaking out. Who would do this sort of thing to a dog?
I thought about all of the people that had access to the dog and my back yard. Garderners crossed my mind, my neighbors, etc. The only people that live in the house are my wife, myself, and our teenaged son. I came home and thought about it for a while. I had this really ugly sinking feeling in my stomach about the possibilty that it could have been my son. I decided to look around his room.
I didn't really know what I was expecting to find, and I didn't really find anything in there that screamed guilty, until I decided to check his browser history. I found he had been on a beastiality forum recently and a site with pictures of that sort of thing. I felt like I was going to throw up.
Now I know that this isn't definitive proof of anything, but it sure doesn't look good. The more I think about it, the more I am convinced my son has been sodomizing our dog. I haven't told my wife yet or done anything about it. I have NOT left him alone with the dog since. I am totally confused and upset and don't really know how to proceed with this.
Is this "im pretending to post a non r9k post on r9k memea thing still?"
>my teenage son
>>25601388
if this is real..OP let your son fuck your dog.
>>25601388
Sodomize your son so he knows how it feels
who else /financialindependece/ here?
>5 years out of college and feeling generally apathetic and directionless in life
>Begin tracking spending after racking up a bit of CC debt
>Get linked to MMM and ERE blogs.
>Stop buying useless shit and easily save 50% of net income
>Realize buying shit doesnt make me happy
>Cars are a meme
>Literally 90% of my free time is spent browsing the internet, reading free books from the library or torrents, riding my <$300 bike to nearby friends house to have a couple of drinks instead of going out to restaurants/bars.
>At current income and savings rate, will be free to retire from wage slavery in 10 years.
>Free to pursuit any and all interests at any pace I please.
>It's the ultimate dream. Being a NEET without being a drain on family members or society.
I got into the ERE shit, I cook my own meals now and turn the heat down really low. I don't do the bike thing though because I'm tired of getting honked at, shouted at, and having shit thrown at me.
also link me some good info, I'm reading ERE and MMM right now
>>25601359
>>It's the ultimate dream. Being a NEET without being a drain on family members or society.
how do I do this?
my hardest part is finding a cheap place to live. I live in MA so even ghettos are expensive.
im taking an autism evaluation to get neet bucks soon.
Really robots, what matters more than pleasure? And if you want to be a moralist, what matters more than everyones pleasure? And why did I always get told that it's immoral to only want pleasure when I ask these questions? And why reproduce if existnece isn't eternal pure bliss?
Pic not me and unrelated unless you want to abuse and fuck her too.
If you're grill it's simple...
I'm not having sex with you. That's literally it. Most robots are just mad as fuck that out socially stunted life doesn't allow us to fuck qt grills so they reeee sand bitch.
Not all the robots on here are like that by the way
But because you're a woman that's willing to have sex for sex sake you can do what most mean have to work years to do. It's what allot of men on here may never get.
>iOSpleb is a retard
Is anyone honestly surprised at this point?
>>25601547
I'm not a girl and the pics not me. It's just a girl I like and will never have. Should I rape and kill her?
anyone wanna rap about dinosaurs with me?
trex is the baddest bitch
kill shit eat shit been had that bitch
big teeth big mouth and shit
that's right ok, eats whatever he wish
ok that makes sense to me, cus if trex wasn't shit he'd be french to me
you know tyra banks? named after this D
or you can call him the king that's ok with me
got a lizard problem? just speak to him
cus the other dinosaurs are afraid of him
and if you never seen his dick before, it wobbles to the floor like jibbs but more
ok you can't roll with Rex, he'll split your body at the chest or eat you whole at best
now you know whats up, ok uh huh alright shut up
Yo, step the fuck back
the raptor is back to attack
this whole fuckin forum is whack
why am I rappin back when I could be out in the back smokin this whole fat sac
You boys be wakin up the raptor crew
we comin at you from both sides like Dr.Grant say we do
You wanna step up? you gonna get clawed, stoned, and cut
Get back to the bong, finish this song, and put and end to you.
Zu-up, Zu-up.
"Raptor" what is up?!
Watch out this around because you're gonna get B-dup.
If ya don't know my name, ya got yourself to blame
and when I'm finished with you won't you ever be the same.
I am RAP-tore Rip, 'cause I Rip ya throat.
You all other raptors are fresh of Noahs boat
I'm a lizard with more tales and heads than you combined,
so here's a little tip compressed to a ZIP-file.
*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*
Sit down a for a minute on you prehistoric butt,
and let me fry your brain, that's the size of of a walnut.
I will shriek 'n' shout 'til the message sinks in.
So don't freak all out, let the lesson begin...
When ya see them lean, mean eaters of the green
chewing on those yucky leaves like it's Grand Cuisine.
Don't run 'em up all "hurr Ima eat ya Flesh!"
They'll just book it like the Prince that is black and Fresh.
So there you stand, all empty clawed,
praying for help from the all loving Lizard God.
But he's too busy getting sucked by a toad
So's now time to finally hit God-mode
Here are the words you've been waiting for,
listen close 'cause you know there ain't gonna be no more:
*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*
3..2..1..*ROAR*
You gotta WAIT, Liza
Fuel your HATE, Liza
Pretend it's fucking Windows UPDATE, Liza
When time's RIGTH, Liza
Leap and FIGTH, Liza
And release all your fucking CARNIVORE MIGHT.
That's all there's too it,
Go now out and do it.
And stop being such a herbivore shit.
Rip in Peace
>be 25, neet, no hopes, no future
>dad hates me always talk shit behind my back
>one day be playing videogames like always
>mom came out of nowhere and kiss my cheek
>told me 'I'll always love you' and leave
I had to contain my cry but for a moment I felt strong again, Is it truly only love what we robots need?
>tfw your mom cries with you because she knows you find everything so difficult
Yes. If our parents had treated us lovingly no matter what most of us wouldn't be in this mess.
>>25601109
This
My parents 'didn't love me enough as a child' so to speak and most of my issues can be traced back to that.
How are you fags doing?
Day 4 herewhat happened to all the other nofap threads?
who cares post more gondola
ebin gondola
You guys know that Scary Pizza himself hates Gondola?
why do only the hottest black girls want white guys?
>>25600797
Because they don't have to settle for black guys.
Why do girls only want white guys?
There ya go OP. I fixed it for you.
Anyway, the people have a point.
Only the prettiest and most educated nigresses get fucked by white guys, while black guys will fuck any white woman.
>>25600797
>Gabrielle Union
Dywane Wade
>Tyra banks
Swizz beats
>Meagan Good
DeVon Franklin
Nah nigga
also
>we takin yo blak wymns! n u ged fat wyte wymns
They'll all be black anyways. Get what you can get and keep mixing my brother from another mother.
Someone please explain to me how in the world did this UGLY subhuman piece of trash got laid.
I know it wasn't his looks, nor his autistic personality, so how??
I wish he would die already.
Because he actually put himself out there instead of holing himself up in his room and treating his loneliness like a badge of honor.
Unlike the slime that browse this board.
hes better than me
to anyone that has read my pleas in letter threads, my rambling about my robot ex-bf and how much I love him and needed him back, to everyone who cheered for us and wanted an update on progress:
today he texted me. we chatted things out.
we're now back together. thanks for keeping me sane with good advice, robros. those of you that weren't trying to be asshats about it were really inspiring and helped me to keep waiting for him.
love is an amazing thing and I hope you all find it someday.
I'm so happy right now I could fly.
>>25600601
your boyfriend is a retard
you are an insane manipulative cunt
this will end badly, and when it does please remember me and know that I am laughing and your histrionic tears are delicious
all of your shitposts should have been on /adv/ by the way
I hope you accidentally kill yourself while you're faking your next suicide attempt
>>25600656
you are obviously not one of the people I am speaking to
thanks for your concern but we'll be just fine, you know.
>>25600739
>we'll be fine
>boyfriend blocked, deleted, and tried to get the fuck away from you
>you lied and manipulated your way back into the relationship
How long til you stop going to the gym, fatass?
How long til you suck chlamydia right out of your dealer's tiny half-erect cock because you're too pathetic and weak to say no to a fucking dimebag?
Be sure to come back and tell us when your dealer "rapes" you and your boyfriend leaves you again for being a worthless whore
Your bf already doesn't trust you. You can already see the distance in his eyes when you try to be affectionate with him. You already know it's only a matter of time before he grows the self-esteem to leave your smelly little cunt.
