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Post your latest purchases, robots.
It's actually just the game's guide book.
>>27839893
>it's just one page , resting brazenly on the cream sheet is the phrasegit gud
>>27839868
>AU
It's late. Go to bed.
r o b o t s t a t s
post:
>height
>weight
>gender/sex/whatever
>age
>how many gfs/bfs/whatever have you had
>do you have one now
>height
179cm
>weight
39kg
>gender/sex/whatever
guy (but don't want to be)
>age
20
>how many gfs/bfs/whatever have you had
zilch
>do you have one now
n/a
>>27839702
>6'2
>135 pounds
>Male
>18
>0
>0
>not including penis/cup size
JEJ
6'4
150lb
Male
25
1
None at the moment
What's the weirdest thing you get off to?Extreme anal and pee
old women, or fat ones.
I dont masturbate to weird thing.. i usually go on gif and off myself on a random webm
how bad is guro/snuff?
dubs has to make a tinder of him
>>27837928
I'll make a tinder of him without dubs
>>27837942
Well... Get to work bucko i need my laffs
>>27838041
Don't you mean r/4chan gold?
ITT we write a 5 word sentence without getting muted
Hey I'm going to rape
The robot loves black cock.
I love my girlfriend guys
Hey r9k what do you think of this image?
>>27835701
All I see is a chestlet getting BTFO.
>>27835701
>Majority of those things are controllable/fixable except boobs and labia
>Only cares about height
FBD
>>27835701
Manlets arent men.
Roll and also tell us which ones you hope to get
>wanting 3dpd
How dumb can you be senpai
>>27832688
rolling for Vera/Naoko/Farhina
>>27832688
Rolling for Amanda
>tfw have a fetish for swimsuits
The last two digits of you're post its the number of days until you meet you're gf
if dubs you will never get one
>>27830627
Eh fugg it I'll roll.
>>27830627
I'm hoping for the best
>>27830627
YOUR, you fucking imbecile. Its YOUR
who here /ldr/?
i recently got into a long distance relationship and would like to know /r9k/'s experiences with them
Almost a year and a half here. Losing hope desu senpai.
>>27825600
normie get out, go back on /soc/
>>27825600
Had a 2 year ldr period, now I live together with her and we are engaged. It is possible bros
Who here /fuckedupmanchild/?
>be 21 years old
>still a NEET
>still living with my parents
>no bank account
>no sort of personal income whatsoever
>don't know how to cook, so I literally never make my own food
>don't know how to make my bed
>don't know how to do the laundry
>never clean anything in the house
>mother still goes to buy everything I want for me
>mother still sorts out all insurance paperwork for me
>still go with my mother for doctor assignments, car revisions and paperwork because I'm incompetent and might not know what to do
Pretty shitty feels. I gave in to comfort and got used to having others do everything for me while my parents never bothered to teach me shit, now at the fucking age of TWENTY ONE I'm practically unable to do anything alone.
You're supposed to learn these things many years back, this whole shit is just embarrassing.
>>27842909
I'm 24 man. Twenty fucking four
you got nothing on me
>>27842909
>>27842965
I am also 24 and in the same situation. You aren't alone, OP. Maybe we're just mentally retarded in some subtle way. I know I'm smarter than a normie, but this shit is easy for them so maybe my brain is just broken.
you sound like my ex-roommate. he was 31. he went back to move in with mommy and daddy because all the laundry and having to do things by himself was too hard.
you're honestly pathetic. it wouldn't be difficult to learn how to do any of the things you complained about not knowing how to do. you're just a lazy, pathetic shit bag who would prefer if mommy took care of it.
Who here /obese/? Is there any way I could ever lose all of this and be normal?
Pic related is me on the toilet this morning
Wow how much do you eat per day to maintain that bulk? :^)
Not gonna lie, it's a lot of hard work to get to a normal weight for you... on the other hand you could probably half your weight by just a few dietary changes...
>>27842494
>Wow how much do you eat per day to maintain that bulk? :^)
He probably barely eats anything. It's all genetic, you know?
What does it feel like to be obese?
Seriously i'm so curious, i've always been undeweight.
Will I lose weight if I force myself to vomit after meals?
>>27842186
how about eating less you fat piece of shit
>>27842186
just eat less to begin with instead of fucking up your teeth.
god, why are obese people so persistent in doing ANYTHING but eating less to become thinner?
Yes, you will lose a shit ton of weight if you die.
ITT: universal red flags
>doesn't drink water
>Makes red flag threads on an autists' imageboard
Using the wrong form of "your" and "you're".
It's not a typo, it's just you being dumb.
>>27839357
>autism shoes
origami
White bros, how do we compete with Asian men?
>>27838802
It's like everyone has a bigger cock than us these days
White pussy belongs to BAC... :(
As far as I'm concerned they can have white women. Our women are shit anyway. The only reason they take white girls is because asian girls only want white men.
![122bdf21d9acc91ec4c5088aa077f65f[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qnbu4AV.jpg "122bdf21d9acc91ec4c5088aa077f65f[2]")
anyone here straight up hate all women? Like, not even some of them, just plain all of them.
>>27838554
all women are the same
original344235234
so then you just hate the very nature of them?
seems fine to me. it's bullshit anyway and only fucks men over in the process.
not jennyfu
