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>Mom freed my rape dwarf
>>27846245
>tfw you forget to feed your rape dwarf and find it dead with dried feces around its mouth which it attempted to eat out of desperation
>>27846245
>tfw your rape dwarf bites your dick out of defiance and you have to beat it with a soap bar in a sock
>>27846594
>beat it with a soap bar in a sock
Listen up, I don't care how strong your rape dwarf is. 3 times the strength of a human, 5 times the strength of a human, I don't care. Give me some fucking soap bars and a sock and that rape dwarf is going down. I can take down the biggest of guys and the strongest of rape dwarfs with some soap bars and a sock.
>pic related
Where do you robots live? Where do you wish you live?
Which is the worst to live in, as a robot?Suburbs are actually the worst place to live, worst of both worlds 2bh
>>27845457
I live in the suburbs. It's not so bad. Good area, I'm close to everything.
I'd like to eventually leave these flatlands and live in a little house tucked away in the mountains. Maybe in a place like NC or CO.
>>27845457
If you don't mind long commutes, rural is literally god-tier.
Urban is the absolute worst. You have to live in a disgusting city with shitloads of pollution. You get to deal with awful people and plenty of minorities. Not to mention if you live in a city you're gonna pay top dollar for a shitty apartment.
>>27845457
Used to live in a rural town in the middle of nowhere, I guess that a lot of people will argue that is "comfy" and "safer" (not sayint that it isn't true), but to be honest, is boring once you're a teen/young adult, but I guess I will learn to appreciate it again after I'm older.
I'm still glad that I moved out to the city though.
positive and/or negative
>why do you never smile?
>you look like you're high all the time
>my mom thinks you're cute
>you always look tired
>you always look angry
>he looks like he is going to kill someone
>you look like you study computer science
>you walk like a penguin
>are you a boy or a girl?
I look nothing like a girl.
>>27836432
Fucking normies.
No one ever talks to me.
Who /shitskin/ here? And how do you cope?
Since I am a shitskin in real life, the only way to feel White is to go on /pol. I go to /pol daily and pretend to be White, bashing shitskins and all other trash. Praising Donald Trump and wishing for a race war. But as soon as I leave /pol I feel inferior again. And I feel worse cause I am only pretend-White.
;___;
>>27835469
I don't cope. What is there to cope with? I don't care about the opinions of random people, so I don't care if they decide to judge me on basis of something I had no control over. Why do you care, anon? You are you. You are not white. Get used to it. Or kill yourself, that works too, maybe you will be born as a qt white girl, tell us how it turns out.
>>27835469
Become a furry
>>27835469
Go back to Africa, and lead the unintelligent negro and become a king. Remember, WE WUS KANGZ
>full blown autistic girl in my uni who is fucking obsessed with trains has a new obsession
>the obsession is yours truly
>she's kind of cute
>I sometimes think about her when I bust a nut
>I bet she does the same
>I want to do it
Should I?
>>27852314
pics rn v original shawty
>>27852314
fuck a smaller animal first, their strength can be overwhelming
Just fuck her until she begs for your robot cock daily like a cumslave
>tfw no qt Mexican gf
they're all sluts with baby daddy in jail
>>27850767
nah you're talking about niggers
>You will never be a border patrol raping illegal qt Mexican s
How much better do BJs feel in comparison to fapping?
>>27850395
Fap = 30 to 60 secs until cum
BJ = usually some minutes
>>27850424
My PR is 1 min 43 seconds
>>27850395
None desu. I don't think bjs feel that good at all unless the girl is an absolute artist at it. Vaginas on the other hand feel way better than fapping
Any Musicbots? Let's all discuss the things that make us happy about music. Post what you've made.
I for instance love making shitty covers of songs
.
https://soundcloud.com/moderngalaxies/venus-in-furs
>let's talk about music
>shills self
You aren't a musician and I don't even need to listen tobyour crap Velvet Underground cover to know it
Been listening to Beethoven all morning just finished Pathetique in C minor, now switching to King Tubby collection because getting high and jamming on keys sounds nice right now
>>27850200
Yeah, dude I really like the second one. Amazing stuff.
>>27850230
Listen to the cover. Try it. I also never claimed to be a musician, I just like to make music. Two different things.
>>27850266
>dude just listen to my shitty art project just do it
Fuck you faggot
>"well, it ain't gonna suck itself. Get over here"
>>27849361
>You will never be a brazilian tranny.
I don't know what they feed boys in that country but they always make the best looking trannies.
>>27849361
>Yes Maam!
I can only dream of the day where I'm offered such a prize
Implying you don't want to fall to your knees in a mixture of surprise, curiosity and lust and suck her off until she explodes in your mouthImplying your mouth isn't watering and your cock isn't stiffening at the thought of it all
What is the stupidest thing you've done while horny?
Fucked a few ugly women, message older women on the Internet. Mostly when I've been really drunk but still
steal girls panties at college
i dont regret it
At age ~14 I made a "sex toy" from a jar of applesauce and a ziploc bag
I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking, it didn't work at all.
>walk into GameStop
>see game I want
>see this in front of it
wat do?
walk directly into her of course. This is 2016.
>>27848899
continue to do what i was doing
>>27848899
Throw games at her head like shurikens.
>There's nothing wrong with being ugly, r-right /r9k/?
>I still have a chance to bang stacy if I be myself, right???
>>27848384
post more of these pls
>>27848403
Dumping now.
1/22
ZZ
2/22
OriginalZZ
What's your single favorite porn movie? The one that you've masturbated to dozens or even hundreds of times but still keep coming back to?
pic related
Czech Gangbang 18.
This one. I've been jacking off to it for years
>>27847764
lots of scenes with bbc to be honest. riley is a great performer with the bbc aswell
For all those of you, who watch Game of Thrones, if you could have sex with one female in the entire GoT Universe, whom would you pick?
>my pick would be pic related.
Myranda.
BAD PUSSY
Ygritte, she's literally perfect
Post your lifeblood edition
>tfw huge final tomorrow
PANIC
>tfw all my hard finals are always clustered together near the beginning of finals season and all the easier ones are spread out near the end
just fuck my shit up senpai, why do they do this
>>27846008
Have a 6 week long revision plan. Behind a day.
I'll be OK. >>27846076
You studied right?
Where do you guys go
