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what level of pain are we talking about here? how sedated were you when it happened?
>>27828410
If I could have my time over I'd rather have died of infection.
>>27828410
I got put under to have all 4 out and never felt any pain during the recovery without even taking painkillers.
>>27828410
you must be 18 years or older to post here
>you will live to 85
How the fuck do I chop years off my life. I don't desire dying in some fucking retirement home pissing and shitting myself.
>>27827596
Smoke cigarettes. It looks rad and you'll smell fantastic
>>27827612
Femanon here. Nothing turns me on more than the smell of cigarettes, and for that matter, cigarette breath. Mmmmmm so good. I smoke a pack and a half per day.
eat lots o bacon
>tfw no qt anarchist gf
>>27827579
>tfw no qt anarchist bf
>>27827579
>>27827622
lol
now prove you're not a samefag
>>27827751
check the unique # of posters in the thread newfag
A nigger just posted this
"If you look at marginalized minorities Asians are not even minorities. They don't face much discrimination, and they have "Asian privilege." They make a ton more money than any other race, even Whites. They are super over represented at Ivy league colleges in America. They are super under represented in prison. Polls show that they think being Asian makes it easier to find a job. They call for more benefits and ride on the coat tails of BLM and never participate when the rest of us face discimination everyday. They are part of the white establishment putting us down for generations If he was black he'd be beat or shot I guarantee it. So sick and tired of people using Asians to show they're being tolerant to minorities throwaway for obvious reasons"
true?
Yes Asians come last in the oppression olympics. However that negro doesn't understand what 'minority' means.
>>27827542
>Standford
Not helping the dumb ape stereotype with that one
>criminal = black minority
How's your job search going?
Hahaha job search? Are you kidding? It's too late for that. I do what it takes to get my paper, but I will never work a day job.
"oh, it's going. heh"
>>27827237
Found one. Interview seemed to go well. It's only 3 days a week for about 5 hours a shift. 12 bucks an hour. I'm pretty happy desu. Call me a filthy wagie, idgaf
How do you robots think this guy will go down in the future?
> caught with child porn
> caught impregnating 100 women
> caught fucking his dog
> caught having some degenerate fetish like poop eating
What do robots think?
murdered by Islamic fundamentalists while still beloved
>>27826778
His nose triggers me
>>27826842
Jew confirmed
Here's my first victim
I don't know how I even matched with this thing
Here's her cat
>>27826658
I hate both of you
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4ehgnc/im_pro_trump_but_just_donated_to_the_sanders/
Why do all of you self-hating robots just not admit that all of you love Bernie Sanders?
>>27826633
>implying I support either Drumpf or that evil communist Jew
>>27826633
>implying that politics is not a joke on both sides at this point
>>27826724
>>27826739
Posts like these are why 4chan needs a downvote function.
>playing vidya
>hear dad's truck pull up
>sigh
Mind you, everytime he comes, he says some smart remark then tries to get my mother to agree with him on kicking me out
>hear him start coming up stairs
>"Hey Julia, is Anon home?"
>"He's in his room, dear"
>quickly scramble to my closet and close the door
>hear him open the bedroom door
>"Jesus Christ, it fucking stinks in here"
>he exits the room
>"Julia...JULIA"
>"what?"
>"he's not in here"
>"that's odd, he must've went to the store."
>OffTheHook.JPG
>figure I'll just wait for a bit then come back out and pretend like I just got home
>hear him start arguing with my mom over kicking me out
>"you can't kick him out, Richard, the boy's got no friends, he'll be left out in the cold all by himself, is that what you want your son's life to be like?"
>"WELL, DAMN IF I GIVE A FUCK, I NEVER ASKED FOR ANOTHER KID, BUT SOMEONE JUST COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO TAKE HER PILL"
>"OH, FUCK YOU, YOU NEEDLEDICK PIECE OF SHIT, YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CONDOM"
>"YOU FUCKING KNOW I HATE THE FEEL OF THOSE THINGS"
>"WELL THEN, HE'S AS MUCH OF YOUR FAULT AS HE IS MINE"
>"OH PLEASE, ANON GOT ALL HIS GENES FROM YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY"
>"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
>"OH STOP KIDDING YOURSELF, JULIA, THE BOY'S A LOSER, HE'S A SPINELESS BITCH WHO COULDN'T STAND UP TO A FLY"
>"RICHARD"
>"OH, FUCK OFF, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, HE'S A DAMNED MISTAKE, WE SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOUR FOLKS AND ABORTED HIM"
>"RICHARD, MY GOD, HOW COULD YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR SON LIKE THAT"
>"THAT BOY-"
>can't hold it in anymore, I start to let the tears run
>clearly they heard my sniffling because they stopped
>"-...that boy, ain't my son, I've got no son"
>dad stomps off downstairs
>mistake
>pussy
>bitch
>abort
>spineless
>loser
>>27826408
Leave tonight. Disappear for a few days, if they don't look for you keep walking.
>>27826408
Burn down their house and kill self
That'll show those normies
there will always be birthdays to look forward to
I just discovered that my parents used a guy two years younger than me as "bull"
When I confronted them, they seemed shocked at first but then told me it's their private life and bullshit like this, and that basically I should get over it
I'm so fucking mad right now
A Chad younger than me fucked my mom while my fucking cuckold father watched
The worst part is that I've always fantasized on my mom (she's 47 but still hot) and now some 18 years old asshole fucked her while I'm still a virgin at 20
I just want to GTFO but im a fucking NEET and I've nowhere else to go
I fucking hate this degenerate era
>>27824192
How did you even find out that your dad is getting cucked by a teenager?
>>27824192
I would've killed them.
>>27824271
I've seen a vid they kept on their laptop
I "know" the guy, it's the younger brother of a dude I was with in highschool
>there are adult men on 4chan RIGHT NOW who can't even FUCKING DRIVE or are AFRAID to
Hahahahah holy shit
I certainly wouldn't drive that hideous ford focus
>>27824075
>adult
>men
If you don't know how to drive you can't claim either.
Well when you look for them and come to their board, yeah. Personally I am mentally disabled and not allowed to drive.
>You seriously walked into this interview without wearing a suit?
>>27823904
Isn't this Wal-Mart?
But my cargo shorts are functional! And my fedora demonstrates my class.
REEEEEE
>>27823904
I've done that before. It's no big deal at a lot of places. I think I've only worn a suit to 1/2 of my interviews.
After almost 10 years of internet adventuring, computer kun is very sick. How long do you think it'll last? I'm too poor to buy and fix things.
>RIP in peace emachine 2007-2016
Just buy a new hard drive to replace it, they can be pretty cheap. Then just put whatever version of Windows you have onto it via usb or cd.
>>27823600
I only have $58 and plan on buying an onahole though.
>>27823827
Perhaps reconsider your priorities, the hard drive will far outlast the onahole.
You can just make a DIY masturbation aid until you have enough money again.
Why did it become cool to hate on girls? We're 50% of the population, we don't deserve hate desu...
>>27823383
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Is that a goddamn fem-wojak and fempepe?!
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT ROASTIEEEEEE
it became cool to hate on girls when people got fucking sick of all these fat toads that slithered out of their feminism circles and started spreading their swampy feces everywhere they went
If liking traps is gay, why don't gay people like traps?
>>27823138
gay people are faggots
post more traps
traps are like in between gay and straight
>>27823138
There is such a thing as "too gay."
