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/Fembot Feels/ Thread
>tfw starting to get tired of talking to the same beta orbiters, but birthday is in a few days, some of them want to make me "happy" ;__;
>tfw on period but horny as fugggg so u finger u're self.
h-happy birthday, c-can i buy you something? i just got paid.
i have 600 to spend
>>27814196
Jesus Christ, Ciara. Why are you so disgusting?
Mental Illness Thread
>tfw came out of a wave of depression 2 weeks ago
>felt like ecstasy
>can feel myself relapsing
WHY WONT THE RIDE EVER END
>mfw always scared of the dark
>mfw I get ready to fight when I enter a dark room
>mfw I think I see something in the dark
>mfw I'm usually right and my senses don't lie to me
>mfw I hear spooky things at night which I can't explain
>mfw saw a shadow moving in the corner of my eye
>mfw something is moving my bed
>mfw something touches me
>mfw sleep paralysis
>mfw vision starts to pulsate light
>>27813870
>tfw involuntary treatment order
>tfw now a 'community' patient (you're allowed back at home but still have all the appointments and meds)
>tfw med side effects make me more debilitated than before
>spent 4 months in the nuthouse (PICU, medium secure. Section 2 then a 3)
>surrounded by attention whores and superficial cutters
>one lad I got on with, genuine and not an attention seeker
Would've been longer if I still refused to castrate myself with olanzapine. Got forcible depots on a few occasions.
>tfw have thousands of olanzapine pills and don't know what to do with them
What is the most beta moment in record history?
What is the most beta thing you have ever witnessed or heard about irl?
What is the most beta thing you have ever done?
>>27810010
>What is the most beta thing you have ever done?
dancing with a girl at works christmas party
both drunk as fuck
stare into each others eyes for a loooooooong time
she moves closer
i take a swig of my pint and look away
the night goes on
8/10 too i blew it fellas
what the fuck is wrong with me
I sucked a guys dick while in chastity. That was pretty beta.
Some Mexican exchange student really liked me in high school and one day she tapped my shoulder in the hallway and went in for a kiss. Naturally, my reaction was to jerk my head back and push her and she hit the lockers pretty hard. I fucking hate my life.
Why are cargo shorts considered autistic?
because it's what teenagers wear. if you wear them over the age of 18 you just look like a dumb child. just get plain khaki shorts instead
Because it says "my mom buys my clothes at kohls"
I wear tan dickies in the summer like a g
>>27809605
I don't wear cargo shorts but what is wrong with kohls?
Have you ever turned down a girl for sex, robots?
yeah a couple of times actually
>>27807109
Did you regret it at all?
Ya, a ugly fatty. She gave me lots of free drugs so I always hung out with her. She started sucking my dick and taking her clothes off, I told her to stay dressed and suck me, I didn't want sex. She got pissed and kicked me out lol.
Who /WhiteTshirt/ here?
>cheap, but 20 at the start of every year, throw them away or use them as cumrags if they get badly stained or torn
>simple, don't have to worry about getting dressed to go outside and get tendies, they go with every style
>Plain, normies don't have any ammo to make fun of you with (as opposed to an anime shirt or something)
They are the ultimate robot clothing
Plain colors in general are patrician tier.
Navy blue Tshirts from the supermarket master race reporting in.
I use them for years though.
>>27820825
White t-shirts accentuate your flab.
>The CDC reports that by age 19, 80% of men and 75% of women have lost their virginity.
>giving a shit about the sexual habits of the unwashed masses
>more female virgins than men
I don't belive it for a second.
>>27820649
the study undoubtedly makes use of self reported statistics. Men are known to exaggerate their number of sexual partners and women are known to underrepresent
both normies and robots welcome to provide questions
>>27819682
can you fuck off and get out this fucking board?
>>27819682
Why do people enjoy AMAs? They're so fucking shit and they make me feel so very violent. I wish I could beat the shit out of you OP. Do try and answer my question though, you faggot. Why do you do threads like this?
Wow. You must be really special. How does it feel to be so unique?
>tfw only spent 4 hours working at mcdonalds and it's already the worst thing I've ever been through
JUST PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD NOW PLEASE FAMILY
>>27818804
RIP OP
You are in my thoughts
>>27818804
Why the fuck would you work at McDonald's? Honestly.
>walk up to mcdonalds drive through
>"sir you cant order here this is for vehicles only"
>g-give me a mc-f-flurry w-wagecuck
>mfw the wagekek actually does it
>run away as i see him coming back with it
Why do men on /r9k/ hate us?
Being a man is much more straightforward than being a woman. All you need to do is work a job.
By contrst, women have to constantly look good, exercise, diet, be able to cook and clean etc. All these things require money, so we have to work as well.
Aside from "men on /r9k/ hate us", everything you just said is wrong
You do not need to look good to get attention as a female
you do not need to diet or exercise to get attention
you sure as hell don't need to cook or clean
you don't need money since you can always just get it from some guy
Last but not least, you are not a fembot since they don't exist.
>>27818791
I hate you too and I'm a woman, I don't know why but I just fucking do. Please off yourself.
>>27818791
being a pre mtf subhuman tranny doesn't make you a girl, anon.
It's THAT easy bros, get out there.
>persona
is this some furfag tumblr shit
>>27818912
No dumbass it's a word in the English language that refers to a person's public perception.
>>27818912
>I have never picked up a dictionary
get out you underaged child.
Post an image that you have no idea why you saved
>>27817863
Apparently, a teacher put this trashbag bib on this mini jamal because his retarded ass was drooling a river.
Thought it was too funny not to save.
I remember watching the video this thing came from but no idea how I ended up with a pic of it
Tell me how you fucked over your life.
me
>22
>NEET
>no friends/gf
>never do anything besides browse r9k and listen to music
>all my hs friends are successful and rich now while i'm still in the same place doing nothing and wasting my life away
At least i have this place to feel comfortable and accepted in
>tfw nobody wants to post in my thread
well fuck
>>27817435
almost exactly the same except 20 and play vidya instead of listening to music. And I'm shit at vidya
>>27817518
jej exactly me
quit smash last night because i couldnt take sucking dick at it anymore
any cool electronic dance music you guys know of?
>he listens to dance music at home
Fuck that normie shit. That type of music is for normies and stacies to dance in the normiefestivals. Real robots listen to metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahIs4GX4yos
>>27817297
EDM is becoming more and more like pop
I saw a show opened by a girl name Rezz who I enjoyed quite a bit. Even though she played some generic sounding dubstep shit it was her own stuff and she stuck to her roots which I liked a lot.
I used to be a huge fan of Zedd but nothing he makes is appealing to me anymore.
I liked Krewella alot for their upbeat and energetic music, but they haven't made anything good in years since the two roasties kicked out the beta that was basically the backbone of their operation
Getting more into trance these days, which I hated before.
Post ITT if no girl has ever been interested in you in your life.
For the first 17 years of my life I was legitimately a 2/10, I was disgusting in every way. I'm 20 now and I completely redid my appearance but I'm still only like a 4/10 and I'm still incredibly timid and afraid of girls.
me
I've been rejected 6 times by people I cared a lot about, all very humiliating rejections, so I've stopped trying
there's obviously something wrong with me that I can't see but everyone else can
Checking in. I'm super fucking ugly, and I have no friends, no ambition, and no hobbies. My relationship worth is 0.
>>27817236
I'm at the point where I want to hypnotize myself into being gay or something so I can find a nice boyfriend. Women are too much, and they don't like me.
