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If you had a qt gf, what sort of stuff would you like to do with her other than fug?
Make her food and get her plump.
play guitar and sing with her
I want a gf with a beautiful voice and musical talent
>>27805043
play vidya, watch animu, have discussions about our views on things
make each other food, smoke weed together, just do special things for each other
>Get a Tinder
>Actually get matches surprisingly
>15 matches after 3 or so days of swiping
>I would say that's pretty good for a robot
>Get 3 or 4 phone numbers
>However every single match of mine is a fatty
>Every single one
>Range from a overweight to disgustingly obese
>Not one single skinny qt
>I find fatties absolutely disgusting
>Why do only fatties match with me R9k?
This is the worst one so far
>>27804666
>Not voting age
>Supports Hernie
Like pottery.
They all hide it so well with their angles and lighting. Almost all of these girls are obese.
>clicked on a redpill link
>immediately got reminded why I shouldn't try
Please, give me hope again. Give me hope that women aren't just bloodsuckers. I want hope, anons. I want to go back to sleep.
How old are you? You sound fucking retarded
there are women that aren't leeches. They're called sluts. That help?
>>27810434
If you're willing to believe every shred of rhetoric you encounter without any attempt to reason with it or disprove it, you'll fall victim to the first person to tell you you should be miserable.
I think I might do it robots. I have no other life choices. I have 20k student debt and have dropped out from 2 colleges. I can't hold a steady job bc of a mix of depression and anxiety, but if there's one thing I know about, it's drugs. I'm not an addict (I prefer to drink) but I run in those circles. My roommate has been pushing the idea and we've been "friends" for years. We'll probably go in together I have connections to buying weed, shrooms, and etizolam in bulk, and currently have enough money to diversify. I was planning on just running away to Mexico but I have a reckless driving charge I'm going to have spend a couple days in jail for so I wouldn't be able to for a couple months. By then there would be no point. I live in a suburb outside Chicago so finding clientele would not be a problem. What's your opinion fellow massive depressives?
>>27810394
Dealing LSD is one of the most foolproof dealing options. Have you ever heard that someone was arrested for having LSD blotters? You can hide those fuckers in your phone, in your hair, it your butt - basically anywhere. And you can get some nice money out of it.
Pic unrelated desu
>>27810487
I don't have a reliable connect for that. I knew a guy like last year who had it for a minute. Haven't heard from him since. Tis the druggie life I suppose
who else /poorfag/?
>never had not outdated console or computer
>diet consists of cheap unhealthy food
>pizza or mcdolans is luxury
>never was abroad
>poorfag's mindset, feel bad about spending money on something and wonder if it was necessary
>>27810069
how did you end up poor, anon
>>27810111
my parents are irresponsible alcoholics
>diet is dictated by what is on sale at grocery store
>walmart is too expensive
>shop at grocery outlet store that sells stuff that is out of date
>still wearing underwear purchased in 2003
>visit slickdeals dozens of times everyday in case there is a price mistake on something nice
What are your thoughts on boyish, plain, socially awkward slightly autistic girls?
>>27809510
who is this sem0n demon?
>>27809510
My gf/10
P-please.
>>27809510
specifically inuitinua?
She's pretty okay, but I stopped watching her videos after the first round of KotN
Those girls in general
Kinda awful no matter what
Any other robots out there with a good job, but still can't find a QT3.14GF?
>Programmer, ~150k a year
pic mostly unrelated
>>27808905
I own a house completely debt free in a 10 top ranked upper middle class suburb by forbes and I am still a kv.
>>27808942
Brutal, fampai
>>27808905
I'm programmer, I'll be making around the same in a couple years and I'll be mid 20's.
I'm not even ugly yet no chick wants me, the 80/20 rule is true. I might just rape a chick at this rate.
Why the fuck exactly is depression not an attractive trait in men?
What is so goddamn "creepy" or unattractive about a depressed man?
Is that a red space skeleton? Can I save this picture?
>>27808898
>what is unattractive about someone who's an emotional drain on everyone around them
No idea m8.
>>27808898
Yeah, an emotionally hollow partner is ideal!
>getting Sunday drunk with bf
>let it slip I had sex with a black guy
>left without saying a word to me
>won't return my calls or texts
>>27807091
you deserve it for being so loose
>>27807140
I'm not loose I've had sex with 2 guys and I'm 23
If you wanna burn the coal
You gotta pay the toll
Is Sagittarius the ideal robot sign?
A deeply repressed sag-like nature strikes me as very robot, yes
You have to be really failing to be a robot Sagittarius.
See: me.
Sags are usually chad signs
>>27807001
He must have a big horse dick, pretty similar to me to be honest
So anons with youtube channels, how is it going?
Give me some links to your stuff.
Bumping this shit, I know some of you must have a channel.
bumping again damnit
>>27805066
youtube.com/cutiepiemarzia
ITT: gay/bi feels
>be mildly attractive
>no bf, too much social anxiety to get one
>too autist to go to the GSA at my uni
>almost no one at my school is gay anyways
>never had anyone hit on me
just kill me now
>Be gay
>KV
>Fast Track to Gay death
>Will be alone for the rest of my life
>>27804734
GSAs are full of tumblrite SJWs anyway, you're not mssing much
>be gay
>be ugly
>be fat
>have 5" penis
>be boring
Tbh I probably should just kill myself
It's not like I'll ever get a bf
You say you're lonely, but would you date an SJW if she wanted to be your GF?
>>27804072
Out of order.
>your GF
>your
sorry bucko, she belongs to everybody
My standards may be as low as the quality of this board at times, but I still have them. I would never consider it. Wouldn't even fuck, because I know she'd get pregnant and breed more of those delusional twats.
>started Fairy Tale, Soul Eater and Kill la Kill
>can't finish any of them
I haven't found an anime that really gripped me since Death Note. Am I just growing out of anime?
You have shit taste, go watch NHK
>>27801073
What's NHK?
Try Jojo's bizarre adventure. Everyone I know loves that show
Since I started visiting 4chan, I've slowly changed, nowadays I can't talk without being an asshole who calls everyone "plebs" and doesn't allow people to have their own tastes, I always do autistic shit even though I know how stupid it looks, because I can't contain myself
Damn it, today I insulted my crush for her tastes in videogames and food like 5 times
The very fact this week r9k became my home board shows how this is a new low for me
Who here has been ruined by 4chan aswell?
>>27800168
this place hasn't ruined you
this place taught you free speech
this place taught you to be yourself
at worst, this place revealed that you're an asshole. Don't get mad, that's just how people are.
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is gradually poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
>>27800168
same .-.
