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Day 10 of no contact with oneitis
Oneitis didn't text me today
Perhaps she has given up
>>27771945
Please consider killing yourself. Thank you.
Keep it up, anon
>>27771945
you don't have to make a thread everyday
Why did everything go to shit after the 90s?
social mediathe only correct answer
It's because we grew up.
>>27771462
Because everyone between the ages of 18 and 21 right now is a terrible person
Post girls that you think are super qt. They don't have to be 10/10, just dream gf material.
Okay, mate.
Here is my qt.
do not steal
>>27770958
stolen familo
>>27770958
Ruskiy gtfo
How much of a manlet are you? Post heights ITT, I will tell you how fucked you are.
5ft 8 inches
6 foot 1.
188 cm
>this comment isnt original kek
Who got bullied in school here?
How do you feel thinking about your bully today?
I feel like it fucked me up and if it wasn't for bullying i would be a normie
I was bullied and now discovered all the memes about bullies being failure were evidently wrong.
We're both in our mid 20's and my bully is a successful Chad with above average achievements for someone our age and a smoking gf.
I'm a loser who lives with his mum and can't hold a minimum wage job.
They fucked my head and I will never recover from it. They won. They are successful and respected now. I'm a lowlife and just want to die. The worst thing however is that I'm sure they don't feel guilty. They probably forgot that it happened.
I'll start off
"Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore" - The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
" I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling" - Joy Division - Disorder
" I'm fucking tired of all the perks
I've tried nothing, everything works" - Death Grips - On GP
>Fire, fire, the bridge is on fire
>Burning away your last connection
>Fire, fire, the bridge is on fire
>Your social skills resemble arson
>>27759767
>HYBRID CHILDREN WATCH THE SEA
>PRAY FOR FATHER ROAMING FREE
>FEARLESS WRETCH
>INSANITY
>HE WATCHES
>LURKING BENEATH THE SEA
I'm gonna shove master of puppets in the player on the way home thanks op.
>>27759901
np member of the same blood line
i'll start
"why are you even here"
>Do you have any friends
>Do you have any female friends
"you'll probably kill yourself in college"
jokes on you because im too much of a failure to go hahaha
Even after your heart have been hollowed out of love, you're still standing?
Just bought 10 pills of ecstasy from a pretty reliable guy.
First time doing this shit.
Any robots with experience wanna tell me how many pills i should take? they are 320mg each
I dont know anything about drugs, but i would suggest taking 1 for a start so you dont die
>>27774750
i think im gonna go with 2 for now. hold on.
>>27774712
>320mg each
Yeah, nah yeah. They will have a max of 150mg of MDMA in each, that means there is a minimum of 170mg of filler in each.
Take one, if you want to it up another level take another 2-3 hours after the first.
Next time do not buy pressed pills, buy caps.
>tfw guys don't like flat chested girls
>>27774373
>>tfw guys don't like flat chested girls
Be my gf right now.
>>27774380
I saw her first fuck off
Be my gf OP
>>27774373
*Chads don't
fixed it for you.
>"Ew, but miss, I don't want to sit by Anon!!"
>>27773952
How about you take a fucking shower then?
Would you want to sit beside some smelly disgusting fucking piece of trash?
>>27773952
Who the fuck calls the teacher "miss"? Is this fucking britcuckistan?
>"Hehe Morgan, you should go out with ANON!"
>"Ewww that's not funny"
![main-qimg-3f00245ac78c278af0a67a45c1abda8f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8bhaMjN.png "main-qimg-3f00245ac78c278af0a67a45c1abda8f[1]")
Any other guys piss while sitting down?
There's just less mess that way
>>27773617
You're gay as fuck, dudemeister.
always have, probably always will if the situation permits it.
also
>no awkward dick glances
>>27773617
why wouldn't you sit down?
It's called a restroom, not an awkwardly slide your penis through your panthole and try not to let others get a glimpse of your peen room
>Male deaths represent 79% of all US suicides. Females attempt suicide 3x's as often as males. (CDC)
>>27772379
Roasties do it for attention. Not that that should come as news to anyone here.
>women can't even die correctly
lmao that's like one of the easiest things to do
>>27772379
Bro'sties get actual toasty while roasties fake boasty about self toasty
What exactly is wrong with no having no sexual experience as an adult? People make it out like you're some horrible person. You're just a lonely person. I don't get the hate and spite shown toward adult KHV. What have we done to deserve such ridicule and hate?
There's not enough people in that condition for it to be publicly defensible.
Look at obesity; it's so mainstream now, making fun of fatties has been stigmatized. But very few adults are virgins, so nobody really gives a shit.
It means no-one loves you so you're a worthless person.
>>27772074
Normies don't really consider you an adult unless you have had relationships with the other sex. Remember, they started in their teens, so it's unfathomable how somebody could be in his mid twenties and still not experienced the most basic of human interactions.
Seriously, in most mammal species the male has to fight other males for a chance to mate. Face it atleast now Chad doesn't beat you to a pulp for staring at a hot girl. Stick to your escapism and be glad
Most other mammal species also eat their own shit, which coincidentally is what's spewing out of your mouth, faggot.
>>27771956
>upvoted for visibility
Com org
>>27771917
physical battles over mates would be ideal for me. I would rather live in a world like that than any other world.
What is the most attractive robot you have ever seen on /r9k/, and why do you think they are here?
P.S don't fucking post your own face. Attention whores go to /soc/.
no such thing as an attractive robot
>>27771449
What if I post my own face anyway?
>>27771481
Then the mods will 404 our thread, like they do to other soc threads. Post someone else's face and only if they're very attractive.
