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Is this a human or a bot?
www.chatwithibot.com
That bot is chatbucket level retarded, obvious bot.
Are you a shill though?
Robots can't even donate money to your garbage bot.
bloxbloxbloxee
>>27748436
confirmed for first official fembot
Why does society hate people who are quiet and introverted? I never understood this.
They don't get shit done
>>27748322
You can't trust them.
>what's society's problem with people that don't contribute to society?
You fembots are trash. And your vaginas smell like shit. Go die.
rude faggot. you go die.
god I fucking hate anime
>tfw no smelly fembot gf
Day 9 of no contact with oneitis
Oneitis wonders what she did wrong. Nothing, my sweet angel. It's not you, it's me.
Did not reply.
You're a fucking idiot, OP.original
You're a fucking legend, OP.
So what's the penultimate goal? You hook up?
>claims he wants her out of his life
>makes threads about her literally every day
great logic senpai.
>you'll never be an average teenage girl
>you'll never wake up every morning being greeted by hundreds of online friends saying "I love you <3"
>you'll never get to make 10000 attention whore videos and notice the same names commenting every time
>you'll never be gifted tons of free shit for simply existing
>you'll never be so vain that you're still ''''''''''''''depressed'''''''''''''''' and ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''suicidal''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' with all that positive attention
Why live?
>having to fear for your safety constantly
>receiving creepy messages
>getting sent dick pics
fuck off
>>27747984
>>having to fear for your safety constantly
It's very easy to protect yourself from ever getting doxx'd.
But, yes, I suppose as a teenage girl, you're also automatically too stupid to know how to avoid that.
>>27747984
>implying OP wouldn't love that many dick pics
What do you think of womanlets robots? Would you gf one? Do you find them better than taller women? Is it true they are even more desperate for Chafs than normal women?
Short girls are adorable and that is an objective fact
>tfw no qt 5'0 gf to give head rubs and pats to
my ideal gf height is like 4'11"
I love short girls, because for them being short isn't a life-destroying handicap and if they play it up by being cheerful and cute it just adds to their appeal. Not a pedo, btw, I've just had good experiences with shorties.
Do you wish you could leave everything behind and just be free? Any plans for it?
>>27747649
FUCKKK I forgot to take m6 meds last night and I'm losing my goddamn mind right now help
>>27747649
I gots love for people who hitch but I'm too proud to beg others for money or rides. 4chan has reminded me how many evil people exist in the world. I don't have any plans but if I did, I definitely wouldn't tell anyone anything about it. I would leave my cell phone, accounts, Id behind. just poof, go anon, irl
>>27747716
what's the problem m8
Is Trump going to bring us back to an era of common sense?
I'm so tired of this SJW shit. Clinton and Sanders are both the candidates of choice for the SJWs.
I seriously think that SJWs are trying to usher in an era of fascism. If you say something that isn't SJW approved, then you're a racist privileged monster. That kind of stuff reminds me of what happened in the USSR and China's Cultural Revolution.
The dem's blue wall says otherwise.
No, the backlash against him will only make America more cucked.
Trump hates opinions other than his own and will remove people from his rallies based on religion. He just promotes a different type of censorship
When did you realize you aren't attractive?
When I was 8
I thought puberty might help, nope
When the only woman who wanted to fuck me was your mom.
Middle school. I realized that I would never have a chad jawline. During high school I played the whole cute baby face roll and scored 3 girlfriends. But I haven't gotten laid ever since. I'm trying to grow a beard go cover my boyish face but it's still patchy. But it's getting thicker. Still can't grow a mustache though.
>tfw my life's dream is to be a rock star
>spend hundreds of hours playing guitar
>still suck
Fuck why can't I just be good at something! I suck at everything but why do I have to suck at the one thing I am passionate about!
>>27747080
> dreams
why do normies think good things will happen for them just because they want it? everyone wants shit, yet it happens for 1 in 100000 people
get over it you cuck, lifes shit but these delusions only make it worse
There are no rock stars anymore dude. Since the popularization of amp simulators everybody makes music in their bedroom / home studios.
I am pretty damn good at guitar but it never got me anything.
Plenty of musicians suck at playing. Ramones, the clash, sex pistols were all pretty much garbage musicians by objective standards. Don't give up desu.
>tfw all of your friends on
>tfw you're just spending your days posting on /r9k/
You mean attention whoring and seeking out validation on r9k.
>>27746758
I'm so glad plath killed herself.
She clearly picked the famous author one. Duh.
That doesn't even feel good for the girl.
R-Right guys?
>>27746612
That's one hairy gorilla of a girl
Is that a post op guy? Them hairy arms and belly
>>27746612
Bigger is always better desu its why I use a 30 inch long horse dildo on all women
>tfw we can't even compete with dogs
>>27746558
I can compete with that
cute dog. too bad it will only live for like 5 years, max
>>27746558
well i mean yeah i like my doggo but I don't think she's the reason I'm not able to get a gf
what are you even getting at OP
im a fembot and i want a robot bf
how do i get one? no you cant audition yourself because time and time again shit posters keep leading me on
lose weight and then you can get one
>>27746485
I don't know, you tell me how I get a robot gf.
You go to /soc/ with all the other roastie attention whores.
How many of you robots are in therapy?
I just started but I'm having trouble confessing to just how fucked up I am. Earlier today:
>Shrink: So what do you do all day?
>Me: Uh... not much. Browse the Internet mostly.
>Shrink: OK. What do you do then? Any particular sites?
>Me: N-no? N-nothing particular. Just random browsing...
>tfw actually spends whole days here shitposting about traps and faps
Should I have told him about this place? Would that help me get better? Also general therapy feels thread.
Should add that the session was being recorded. I tried my best, when he had his back turned, to give the camera the most subtle smug pepe-pose I could.
>>27745978
I'm sure any therapist who found out about this site would advise you to stop coming here immediately.Even though many therapists are crazy themselves and probably former /b/tards.
Why are your sessions being recorded? Are you a serial killer or something? Also, have you gotten anything useful out of the therapy so far?
>>27745978
>therapy
is it even useful in any fucking way?
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