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>2006 was 10 years ago
>haha nice mem...
>it's actually true
>>27770316
Fuck, I didn't ask for this feelarino
>>27770316
> Children who are currently 10 years old were born in 2006
> This is a decade old game
>be making out with boyfriend
>he tells me a girl sat on his face
I don't know whether i should hurt him or hurt the slut that ruined his body. I'm considering breaking up with him. How am I supposed to kiss someone who'd have some woman's nasty pussy on his face
>>27769777
You have two options
> Leave this board, roastie
> Be my gf
>>27769777
fuck off roastie. i know youre a guy roleplaying though
>>27769777
did that snail just eat a maggot?
is this like... some sort of flesh eating snail?
>be in one of those robot skype groups
>start to talk with some guy about music
>add him
>we start to talk in private
>he doesen't realize I'm a girl
>he's so nice to me it melts my heart
>asks me about my day, tfw no gf, my hobbys, my fears, everything. he hits the right spots and everything he says and asks feels so genuine
>is this what a typical male friendship feels like? A bromance?
>after a few days, he learns that I'm actually female
>he gets cold on the instant
>tells me to fuck off
>says my (robot-)feelings aren't true
>eventually stops talking to me
What the fuck is this shit? Suddenly everything I said doesen't count anymore? You people are fucked in the head.
Maybe it's time for you to transition :)
Shut the fuck up and stop posting copy paste shit you bitch.
Of course. Make friendships beat female in every way. We love sitting and watching you roasties yap at each other about random bullshit.
Are there girls there that actually enjoy the idea of having huge tits and being barely able to function in society due to sheer size and weight of them?
And hey fembots, even if you don't like it, would you be able to deal with it anyway?
F cups. Not a fatty. I can't stand up straight. A big chest sucks. I'd kill to be an A cup.
inb4 roastie
>>27768966
post them or get the fuck out, roastie.
>>27768966
yeah, give us the titties or shut the fuck up
You are forced to fight one of these opponents to the death.
You can choose a melee weapon but your opponents gets the same.
If no victor emerges, you both die.
>what do?
>>27768887
>implying my waifu is disgusting 3D
>>27768887
I'd take my clone from 5 years later. Hug and hold hands and wait until we both die.
Even though it is just a clone of myself, I didn't die alone.
>>27769075
It is not a clone.
It is you.
Female here. Being a bitter sexist is not attractive.
>>27768863
Thanks I dont care what whores think anymore anymore. Fuck off and die.
>>27768880
you sure do sound like someone who is not displaying anger because they no longer care
>>27768863
Male here. I fuck the boy pussy you icky vagina curtain
>physically inferior to men
>extremely manipulative as a result
>no concept of honor or loyalty
>no concept of love; enter and exit relationships like they're nothing more than handshakes
>care more about what other women think of you than they actually care about you
>unable to reason or think logically, rely on their """""feelings""""" instead
>cowardly, very rarely do you hear about them risking their lives to save someone else's
>no genuine interest in anything, use hobbies as platforms for attention and nothing more
>no self-awareness whatsoever
>very rarely will admit to being wrong, if ever
>literally no value outside of their looks, which are only good for about fifteen years before they start to fade
>even they fucking hate each other and stab each other in the back constantly
What is the upside to dealing with these "people," let alone spending your whole life chasing after them? Sex? Twenty minutes' worth of "hurr my peepee feels good XDDD"? It just doesn't seem worth it anymore.
Just fuck some whores, OP
>warm
>soft
>beautiful
>gives you a reason to take care of yourself
>more things op cant see because he is angry
>Durr it's all about sex
Sex isn't important, or shouldn't be that important. Having a fulfilling relationship is, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself those don't exist there are still millions of happy couples.
>But I don't need a woman
Chances are you do want one, that's why so many people on this board are depressed or even suicidal, because they don't have a gf.
Tick, tock,
Wagecuck!
Monday is around the corner. Enjoy your last hours of freedom.
>>27768305
enough of this bullcrap!!!
>>27768305
You're making a pretty big gamble that you won't be crushingly depressed by your lack of accomplishment, while on your deathbed.
>>27768442
And you're making a pretty big gamble that you will be on your deathbed and realize that you spent over 60% of your waking hours of your life working for shekelburgerstien.
>2016
>not living with your parents
It just blows my mind just how many people think its better to get into HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of debt paying rent or getting a mortgage just for the sake of being "independent", when they could save all that money by just living with parents.
Theres literally NO excuse not living with your parents unless you have ZERO financial acumen or just are a butthurt wageslave.
>>27767895
if everyone behaved that way your parent's wouldn't have a house for you to live in.
>>27767937
Hows the monthly interest payments (10 times the inflation rate) going wagie? Are you able to keep up?
>>27767976
the value of my property doubled in the last 5 years actually. I've made quite a bit of money.
>decide to take a walk outside for once
>everywhere I go I see couples kissing, holding hands, laughing and being happy
>I'm alone and I never had that experience in my life
>feel depressed and lonely more than ever before
It isn't fucking fair. Why don't I deserve to be happy like everyone else? I didn't ask to be an ugly loser. Why is the world so fucking cruel? I'm seriously considering suicide right now.
>>27767890
please settle down Elliott.
>I just don't understand why girls don't want me.
You did ask to be a loser. If you didn't want to be a loser, if you wanted a relationship, then you would improve yourself and get it. But you'd rather post shitty drawings of crying cartoons and whine about it.
Can we have a /feelsmusic/ thread?
extra points for unappreciated gems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VNthEJlSdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U78dL8SDExw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NlD8MkkIVQ&nohtml5=False
Here you go OP
>>27767856
Kind of a feely song if youve ever experienced a breakdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhC1pI76Rqo&nohtml5=False
This is a site where normies rate and comment on each others pictures, without registration.
Is /r9k/ ready for old school trolling?
http://rateflare.com/
i put stalin on there
>>27766153
just made http://rateflare.com/i/eHHtP
>qt3.14 alert
Woooo weeeee wooooo weeeeeeeeee
I was castrated by my former bf.
We must take this board back from homosexuals
>>27765872
we should take it back from gullible newfags first
haha rekt lol
Hi /r9k/.
I know most of you won't believe me, but I'm 100% completely, legitimately from the future. I'll answer any questions you have.
FAQ:
>Can you tell me lottery numbers
>Can you tell me something very specific that will happen a couple of days from now
>Can you tell me anything useful
No, because the official time security commission LTD PTY or whatever gave me some bullshit reason for why I can't give you any actually useful or interesting information, so I'll be keeping it pretty much to some vague points that any retard could come up with out of boredom.
Whoa thats amazing an actual time traveler
>>27765776
Does Bernie win?
Be advised, if you say no there is a 93% chance I'll kill myself in the next 24 hours, so don't joke around please
Is there a way to induce schizophrenia yet
Can you just google and have a look for me lad
>This manlet shit is a meme
>If you're 5'8+ with a decent looking face/body you shouldn't have any problems with women
>the reason you have no gf isn't because you're not 6'2 it's because girls can smell your pussy defeatist attitude from a hundred yards
Prove me wrong robots
pic unrelated
>>27765528
>5'8+
...so no. 5'9-5'8 are meme heights. Try being under 5'75'6 here. Getting towered by girls everyday is humiliating as fuck.
>>27765564
>>27765564
>>Towered by girls every day
>literaly 90-95% of women are under 5'8 barefoot
Stay retarded my friend
>>27765610
I said I'm 5'6 you fucking moron
lots of 5'7+ girls in this generation
