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What games do robots play?
ARMA 3, payday 2, Dota 2, Hotline Miami mostly, with a bit of world of tanks in there
>>27742915
>Pretending to be a fembot on r9k to get money from autist cucks
Mindgames
>Don't worry about it bro, it's not the size that counts it's how you use it!
>>27742592
this is why i dont even bother trying to get women
>>27742592
It's always the fucking chads who say this like that, but ram your sister behind your back. Can you imagine how good his life must be? I bet he has women falling over for a cock like that. Life would be so fucking easy with a massive cock.
post more plz
Why do good looking people think they are robots?
I never see anyone claim to be cyborgs anymore, why is that?
t. cyborg
Why did you post a trap?
Why do able-bodied people think they are robots?
What's the last book you read? Was it any good?
Do rulebooks count?
All I read is rulebooks.
And manuals.
And the backs of medicine and shampoo bottles.
>tfw not enough focus or attention span to read books
>tfw feel inferior to everyone who can read
>tfw i'll never know the joy of reading for pleasure
>>27742046
The Idiot by Dostoyevsky
Yeah it's very good.
Currently reading about the history of film.
Also very interesting.
>live in new Zealand
>real shops are overpriced as fuck
>can't buy shit off Amazon because most sellers won't ship here or if they do, it costs $20 for any shipping
>eBay is the same
Fuck this place
>>27741680
>live in new zealand
>no niggers
this should be enough to love that place
>>27741680
I live in auckland nz and I buy stuff of eBay all the fuckin time, BTW where can I get a hot escort from
>>27741706
>no niggers
you stupid shit, NZ is one of the most culturally diverse countries on the planet. Literally people from every corner of the globe. (I live there)
How many guys are out there who have the shit kicked out of them with no option for self defense? She could literally make me homeless at the snap of her finger so i just have to put up with it. am I alone in this? Should I kill myself? i've no real options other than homelessness or jail at this point.
You get beat up by your mom?
>>27741606
girlfriend. whose father i live with because i fell into a financial hole and wound up sleeping in my car.
>>27741594
How does she kick the shit out of you? Punches and kicks ya?
So who's a socialist here? What type? I'm a market socialist.
Bump because it's not another feels or fembot thread.
I'm not a socialist though desu.
>>27741117
libertarian socialist reporting in
>tfw almost all leftist communities are SJW-infested shitholes
Edgy as it sounds I really don't give a fuck about politics anymore. Just seems like a waste of time.
>tfw mom found your weed helmet
>>27740878
wtf is a weed helmet dude
>>27740878
>Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)10:28:32 No.27
your fucking what?
>tfw mom found the pus jar
http://www.collegetimes.com/college-life/trust-im-doctor-6-things-not-lie-tinder-116405
"There's nothing worse than meeting up with this guy you met on Tinder and it turns out he's one of the Seven Dwarfs. Totes awkie momo my friend. State your height from the offset and find a friend that doesn't reach your nipples. #ShortBoyDoCare"
TeeHee, manlets well and truely blown the fuck out yet again :^)
'Height inflation' has made it a shit show looking someone's stats. Elliot Rodger said he was 5'10'' for fucks sake. More like 5'6'' if that. I'm legit 5'11'' (71'' wingspan) and I've met a lot of people who are shorter than me claim '6 ft'
>Hookup culture is mainstream
Fuck life desu
Any robots here lift? if so how long do you guys usually workout for?
I'm slow so about an hr.
>>27740335
I start at 11 PM and usually get done around 12:30-12:45 AM
>>27740335
I did/do occasionally. About an hour each time, but less once I've gotten into the rhythm over a few weeks.
7 exercises, 5 sets of 5 reps for each exercise. 3 times a week.
Took me longer to get home from work than I expected.
The thread I was chatting in before died long before I could get home, but here I am now. It is exciting. My blood is pumping, and everything is quiet. I think it's adrenaline.
This is my last post.
Good night, Robots.
>>27740224
So long space robot
Original commentu desu
Don't do it you cocksucker
>>27740224
What town you live in? I want to read about it in the local news
Is there a drug that can cure autism?
r8 me famalams
At least i am not a filthy furry.
Pretty sure I'm a cyborg and not full autist.
Serious question here.
What is the appeal of blacked style porn if you are a straight white male?
>>27739982
>he can't self-insert as black guys
The women? Jesus, it's 2016 and people are still so hung up on race that they'd rather focus on the big black buck fucking the qt white chick than the actual bitch in the video.
I hate women, niggers, and myself. The combination makes for a good fap.
Hi /r9k/.
I'd like some of your thoughts, and advice.
I'm into Financial Domination.
Basically I get really aroused to the thought of giving large amounts of money to random females for doing nothing but laughing and insulting me.
I know it is very pathetic, and I am trying to stop.
I am here to ask someone who might be knowledgeable in this field, why do you think I am like this?
Why can I only get aroused by the thought of being humiliated and ordered to give large amounts of money to women?
What are the psychological quirks attributed to this unhealthy addiction?
I feel as though if I understand why it is, I can fight it better.
Thank you.
>>27739750
Was your mother abusive?
Did she deprive you of love somehow?
>>27739779
No, she was actually a very loving mother.
Sometimes when she was angry she would say stuff like "pack your bags your're leaving", and that would happen fairy often.
but she has always been very supportive and loving.
although she is a single mother, and my immediate family are basically all female apart from one uncle.
>>27739750
I'm into SPH, so I can sorta relate.
Do you think girls really love big dicks or is it just a meme?
>>27739397
I think they really do
do guys liking big asses and big tits is all just a meme?
>>27739397
Unless they've popped out a few kids, it doesnt matter.
Take note Beta orbitors, if your dick is small don't even attempt to be some provider.
