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RAGE SO HARD
END UP KO ON THE FRONTYARD
SHE SAY SHE WANT TO SMASH
THAT SHIT SO CASH
BUT SHE AIN'T WANNA DO
DAT LUCY LUCY LU
FK IT
THAT'S COO
JUST KEEP IT HUNDRED
I DO ME AND YOU DO YOU
BABDOOL FLYING HIGH
SHE OPEN UP MY FLY
I SAY WOOO SLOW DOWN
WE FOR SURE GONNA CLOWN
JUST GIVE A LITTLE TIME
COZ A NIGGA TRYIN' TO RHYME
https://soundcloud.com/do-the-astral-plane/premiere-grovestreet-disqualified
>>27736072
GTFO FUCKING NORMIE!!!1!!!11!
>>27736096
>making rhymes
>doing literally anything to try to escape the monotony of marathoning animus ad infinitum
>using music to escape wallowing in real life suffering
>normie
Nah, you GTFO cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOL1mJjKngw
any constructive criticism of my rhymes tho?
I like being a nigger because it's just so edgy and fun. I not only accept the blacks are inherently violent and savage, I proudly tell people it's in our genes to be this way. Being black is like doing the genocide route in undertale. Nobody can step to a real nigga
Glad to hear you admit it
Thing is, you can't make technology if you're too violent and savage to grow crops, which is why no one is worried. The Chinese will glass Africa once the minerals are harvested
>>27736141
Post that quote from the Empire of Dust where the chink tells the nog that they dun fucked up what the whiteys gave them
>>27736174
The belgians did a particularly shitty job at colonising and decolonising Congo, doe.
do normies have it rough at all? i mean i know they have their own "problems" but do you think situations like this one counts as being "bad"?
>be me
>neighbor is 15 year old stacy in the making who is always busy with sports and school stuff
>she always needs rides to her activities
>i don't go to school so of course i am home with car
>mom tells her mom i can give her rides
>now i am stuck driving this girl around everywhere
fast forward
>after one of her soccer games i came and picked her up and she starts crying in the car
>being the awkward piece of shit i am, i just sit there
>"i know you think i get everything handed to me, i can tell that you don't like driving me around everywhere and I'm sorry. I'd walk if i could but I can't."
>i ask her where this is all coming from all of a sudden
>"i went to score a goal and a girl from the other team tackled me and i rolled my ankle. i was out the whole rest of the game and the recruiters from colleges were there to see me play and i fucked it all up this is what i was counting on because I'm shit in school and i don't have any talents i might as well die"
>she tells me about how her friends just use her for alcohol and drug money
>she tells me it must be nice not having to come out of the house and deal with people all the time
>i don't really say anything except sorry and then drop her home and she's still crying up a storm
>she tells me a week later three of her top schools won't commit her for soccer because of that one game she got injured in.
i hate normies for the most part but i never thought that some relied on things like sports so hard to go far in life and be successful. at least she still has money from her family.
i dunno this has been on my mind for a while especially since she's been really quiet and sad lately. her life isn't over, is it?
>>27736032
Don't fall for her pity trick.
I don't think so, and seriously, memes aside you should try to talk to her, maybe save a life. You don't have to aim to make her a gf or anything, idk, but it'd be cool to just talk to her and let her know she isn't worthless.
>>27736032
HAHAHAHA THIS ROASTIE REALIZED SHE IS WORTH NOTHING. Tell her now that she realizes how worthless her life has been up to this point she can start to improve it by developing a personality and interests.
I'm just tired of being ugly as fuck you guys. Not only am I ugly but I'm starting to get fat too so I'm going to have to actually start working out just so I can be basic ugly and not a fatass and ugly. I barely see the point but at least I'll feel better physically
Where my ugly bros at? How's it going for ya? You hangin in there?
>>27735916
ew get away from me creep stop texting me
>>27735946
Ok...
:(
original hopes crushed again
>>27735916
Its not your body thats ugly its your personality. Have you ever thought that maybe you're alone because you have an ugly attitude? You just have to man up and have confidence. Girls don't care about looks, they care about attitude. You aren't entitled to sex, girls aren't machines you put kindness coins into until they put out.
You don't know love until you've fell in love with someone while on ecstasy
>>27735914
No one here claims to know love
I had a friend once he took some ecstasy
Tried to marry me and every one in the room
He was sort of loving kinda caring,
kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy
It got a bit messy all over the curtains,
arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting
I dont know whats worse, normies loving each other or robots using drugs to feel a false sense of love...essentially becoming a normie fgt
If you come on this board with the purpose of giving people advice..
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
FAGGOT NORMIE ADVISORS
You are the worst contributors to this site, no one fucking wants you here.
>>27735903
Aaw bro, you seem to be a bit frustrated. What's on your mind, anon? Talk to me(:
You realize you are doing the exact same thing right?
Oh right.... what am I thinking? You could never realize that.
>>27736950
Unsolicited advice on unsolicited advisors.
Although, telling people to stop doesn't make me a hypocrite, that's just a strawman attempt.
> Hey, you should just be yourself.
> LEAVE ME ALONE, stop giving me advice.
> You HYPOCRITE, you tell me to stop while giving me advice!
Go fuck yourself yellow.
Please make me cum. Please . please I need a girl to make be cum. Just please. I'm not ugly I'm 5'7. I'm a skelly. I just want a nice pair of girl hands around my d. Please.
Ok. Where do you live anon?
>>27735859
go to omegle question mode, man
>>27735859
ew get awy creep
>you will never fuck an ass this amazing
why live?
>you will never fuck a cosplayer
why live
That's not good ass, that's fat cellulite ass
Seriously though, ass is the easiest thing to fake having for a girl and if all she has is ass pics you know she's a dog with a busted body
>>27735786
Her ass is on the table? FUCK!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who /doesn't care/ here?
almost every thread on here i don't give a fuck about. im a complete loser with no future whos sad and numb almost all the time, but i also know just how unimportant i am.. when i used to care it was like i constantly scrambled for some solution that didn't exist. maybe i gave up on hope, dropped all delusions or i just grew accustomed. everything is whatever. my main "problem" now is how to burn away the hours when things are just so unimportant
anyone know this feel?
>sad
>and numb
You can't do that.
>>27735714
You don't care because it's not about you. If you had empathy you would be happier.
>>27735810
i don't care about being happier
Would you date a single mom?
No, I wouldn't date a single mom.
>>27735669
I did for 8 months
>>27735669
You already know the answer, nice unoriginal thread
I think I clicked the wrong site
Is this where the fabric softener coupons are?
no sorry friend you're in the wrong place.
Nope, but if you find them, report back. I would love to have some coupons.
>>27735633
Post more pupper
Any creative writers that can craft a profile?
>criminal minds
>creative writers
2ez
>>27735617
-Judging from the poor execution, the unsub most likely has little or no manual dexterity
-The semen samples taken from the victim's belly button indicates the unsub has minimal understanding of female anatomy.
-He's most likely unemployed, with terrible personal hygiene and suffering from grandiose delusions.
-The roast beef we found at the crime scene: this has to mean something. He's toying with us.
>"The attack was sloppy, but shows signs of premeditation. Whoever did this was intelligent but lazy. A meticulous planner. Definitely white."
>>27736093
>-The roast beef we found at the crime scene: this has to mean something. He's toying with us.
Nice.
hi r9k
you are headed on down to the store to buy your weeks worth of groceries. what buy?
Don't know never have. Mummy buys it all.
Frozen chicken (either sriracha coated, cutlets, or patties)
White bread/rolls
Ramen, microwavable noodles
Dry pasta and refrigerated ravioli/tortellini
Yogurt
>>27735635
>not buying groceries for mummy
>not getting all the junk food you want
>not getting alcohol with mummys money
You're bad at this
Quick question
if two NEETS start dating, are they still NEETS?
Uh, yeah?
Are you fucking stupid? All NEET means is Not in Employment, Education or Training.
It doesn't mean special, poor, weird virgin faggot that browses /r9k/ and likes anime.
>Not employed, educating or training.
If two losers start dating, they are still losers.
So yes.
Don't you know what NEET stands for?
>just got out of Zootopia
I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry
If you felt the slightest sexual attraction to anything in the film, you're automatically a degenerate fur.
Good good, I'm glad you enjoyed the movie my friend!
>>27735590
If you didn't feel aroused when looking at Judy's bunny butthole then you're gay.
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