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Whenever I'm studying and am just on the verge of understanding a new topic, it feels like my brain suddenly gets nervous, gives up all of a sudden and demands I do something fun (i.e. 4chan). I've had this problem for the past 3-4 years of my life. Why the fuck does this happen? What's wrong with me?
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>>27735521
And does anyone else experience something similar?
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>>27735521
>my brain wants to do something fun instead of working
Yeah, like pretty much everybody. If I set a goal (to work for an hour straight) and break it, I'm not going to blame my brain though, that's on me.
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>>27736213

Your brain makes all your decisions you retard.

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6 months.

If he can do it, why can't you?
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>>27735490
im not a fuckin movie star that gets payd for it? if i lose weight i wont miracleously get a gf or money so i dont have motiviation?
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>>27735490
Literally meme: The actor
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>>27735490
I don't have millions of dollars at my disposal.

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why do nigger males obsess over white women so much?

why don't you like black women? and why white women instead of spic or gook women?
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Who doesn't want white women though
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>>27735347
Because black women look like this.
>white women instead of spic or gook women?
At this point it just comes down to preference I know a lot of black guys who prefer Latin women over white but most black guys like white or Latin girls the most. The occasional black weaboo prefers Asian girls.
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>>27735347
It's a status thing.
Like having a fancy car or a big house.
I like black women fine enough, but more than that, I like showing off.

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Anyone else seeing their male 20-something friends starting to lose it from this generation's cumulative lack of purpose in life?
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Give me one good reason to do anything else in life other than partaking in hobbies and making money for said hobbies
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>>27735260
People seem pretty fucking distressed in general, yes.
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>tfw you are a 26 year old male with no real purpose in life

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What do you think of this? Give me your honest opinion.
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>>27735256
They gonna have sex 24/7 now.
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>>27735256
Make me think of milk
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What if I told you that that they're good Christians?

Guys how do I get rid of my face and back acne?
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>regularly change pillow case
>witchhazel pads to strip away grease without drying out skin
>honey facial before bed to improve skin texture
>less/no soda and milk
>regular exercise
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>>27735628
>less milk
>regular exercise

Fuck.
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>>27735252
you could try taking regular showers, to start

also like >>27735628 said, regularly wash anything that comes into contact with your skin, including pillowcase, clothes, hat, and glasses, and avoid ever touching your face as much as possible

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I only had sex with a hooker once. She was against kissing, licking, cowgirl, stripping so it was awful and I could only come with a handjob.
Now I'm looking into escorts. There is one that costs 250 euro for an hour, she looks gorgeous, does outcalls, offers gfe (girlfriend experience). If things go smooth I could realize all my fantasies about a gf with her but it is expensive and idk if she will act nice or not? Help me anons.

P.S. Idgaf about the security aspect.
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>>27735229
>250 euro
What? Seems kind of steep. Why the fuck would you pay for gfe tho also? It'll feel fake af and you'll know it.
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>>27735229
it is fake you idiot and even those you pay for have every right to take your money and reject your creepy ass
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>>27735229

so the difference about a hooker and an escort is that the escort is a more expensive version of a hooker who does more stuff?

quick question,

there's a million couples of larger women with skinny men but literally zero couples of larger men with skinny women UNLESS that man is rich. why is that?

sidenote - not a beta, have gf, have had many gfs, not butthurt, not even large. just curious. even though i'm in college my parttime job is at walmart aka the breeding grounds for larger-female-smaller-male couples
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>>27735178
Women marry up and have done so since the dawn of time. Bothers a lot of people but doesn't bother me. Seems like the natural order.

Plus if I ever get over my crippling mental block on talking to women I'll snag a good one cause I'm 6'2 white and a crafty mf.
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>>27735178
>zero couples of larger men with skinny women UNLESS that man is rich

what world do you live in, there are more couples where the man is fat
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>>27735178
>have gf

Get the fuck out if here normalfuck

This is now a roll thread

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Why do normies have the shittiest WhatsApp statuses?
They're all some mildly deep-sounding shit to look smart, a collection of emojis that vaguely mean something, or saying shit like "I love stacy she's my bff" or "chad ur the best bro". It honestly gets pretty tiring.
Examples (All from my contact list):
>my plan wasn't to fall in love, but you jast had to smile at me and fuck it up [flexing arm emoji]
>we humans are like glass, we break easily and hurt those who pick us up
>sports are like wars without weapons
>some people do drugs, some drink, and some fall in love, we all destroy ourselves our own way
>life will give you obstacles but you're the one who sets the limits
>the one who learns from his pitfalls isn't wrong (Dunno what the fuck this is supposed to mean)
>not anyone can add without substracting
>The eye sees, the ear hears, the mind interprets
>some infinities are larger than others
It just comes off as insincere and shallow.
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>>27735167
lol, yanks.
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>>27735167
>having whatsapp

NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
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>>27735167
>my contact list
piss off normie

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>Taking road test tomorrow

How bad is it?
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Worse than your worstest nightmares
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I failed the test 4 times. Take comfort in the fact that you can't be as bad as me
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>>27736190
kek I passed first time 99%

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HELLO

I AM DRINKING AND ABOUT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES

WHO WANTS TO TALK TO ME

:-DDDDDDDDD
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Hi there buddy!
What video game are ya playing?
Are ya winning, son?
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>>27735108
I'm at work fampai but why not.
Whatchya playin?
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Whatcha drinkin there??
Pour out a little liquor for the normies

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Does anyone love being so much taller than girls?

>tfw she's a foot shorter than me
>tfw she has to look up to make eye contact

Feels good.
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I'm a manlet only women shorter than me are children and my mum. Savour it son.
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>>27735043
Oh if I didn't freeze up when women tried to talk to me I'm sure being 6'2 would be really handy.

All its good for right now is reaching the top shelf in stores and clonking my head getting into the car.
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>think I have a small dick
>date short girl
>hands about half the size as mine
>looks huge in those hands

BEST FEEL EVER

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can we get a women hate thread going?
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>want gf
>get gf
>hate gf
>want what I thought a gf was more than ever

Life is hell and women belong there
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> why are women so impure? Why are they all degenerate sluts??
> be a kissless virgin saving sex for marriage
> "oh anonette you're so sweet and nice but I don't think I can handle waiting until marriage"
> continues complaining about how women are degenerates
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>>27735023
What about The Edge?
That was a good movie women probably wouldn't understand.

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Post your robotstations
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>>27734979
and without chair
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textorz bloxorz
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>>27734979

here's mine.

originalao

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>Walk into brother's room
>see this
>Wat do?


noblox
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>>27734978
Slide my tongue up those cute little nuts and nibble on his taint before spending about 20 minutes eating his ass out and groping his cheeks t b h.
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Get some of dat boi pussy.
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>>27735037
But anon that is your brother!

LEWD

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