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>he posts woman hate threads on r9k
>he posts anime girls on r9k
>he's a virgin
>can't understand why no one would want to be his gf.
Sorry boys, it's your own fault.
>>27732542
Weak
A girl would never type like this
Most of the guys on here are incredibly undesirable and delusional about their appearance, personality and intelligence level but I am different!!
>>27732542
>posts woman hate threads on r9k
yes
>posts anime girls on r9k
no
>virgin
yes
>can't understand why no one would want to be his gf
no
ITT: roasties getting btfo
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3530225/Suspect-custody-freshman-dance-student-18-brutally-murdered-creek-University-Texas-campus.html
>>27732516
>killed by Meechaiel
>a nigger whose parents couldn't even spell Michael
It's like pottery.
>go black
>never come back
>>27732555
>keep reading
>he shanked her just to steal her bike
Fuck. Please tell me the story ends with him being arrested with a bucket of KFC and a watermelon
Dear /r9k/, it's time for another Skype group thread which will be deleted pretty soon. We are looking for some cool robots who want to socialize with robots alike.
It's mostly text and the occasional group call. No pressure at all. I hope you guys and gals will consider joining our awesome skypegroup:
https://join.skype.com/BB8Y7rOzzn6F
ill join
>>27732427
thanks you kind sir
is this the same "comfy" robot group where you are super cliquish, have normies and women in the group, and you delete people and hurt peoples feelings for no reason? if so, fuck you. the group is a fraud.
>on 4chan, anyone can post a thread
>even a thread this shitty
>>27732353
Quality shitposting snek.
What a time to be alive, huh?
>>27732353
It would appear you are correct. Who knew?
>In slav life it's the girls who beta orbit around men
>Every single man is balding/has receded hairline by the age of 18. Therefore it's a norm for girls.
>No niggers with their huge dicks
>Average dick size is 4.5"
>Women are more loyal and usually it's the guy who cucks them.
>Men are ugly as fuck in general so there is no competition
>Girls will literally wet themselves as soon as you speak with foreign language or accent
>All you have to do to make friends is drink vodka with people
Bump I like cocks
>>27732442
We already knew that, OP.
I hope this is bait and you're not as retarded as your posts suggest.
Any beta western sperg will get eviscerated in eastern europe.
Who here fantasies about dying and possibly transcending into a boundless infinity of everything and nothingness?
Or at least excited?
>>27732331
Yeah, when I get anxious I just remind myself that I can always kill myself and cool wave of relief runs over me. I really find most scenarios regarding the afterlife tolerable.
>heaven: eternal paradise. Obviously would not mind.
>eternal nothingness: sounds comfy, like an eternal dreamless sleep. Or like how you felt before you were born.
Reincarnation would be fucking awful, though.
>>27732468
>eternal nothingness
>eternal something that by it's very definition is lack of everything
You cannot not exist. You do not exist now.
I fantasize about reincarnating indefinitely and suffering through fractal variations of this miserable life again and again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7NifgR5okQ
>make a tumblr
>eventually get into an inner circle of tumblr users
>get invited to join their external community
>realise they're all some sort of LGBT+
>im a straight cis neckbearded dude
>im literally the poster child for an anti-sjw
>but im here with a bunch of sjws
>god help me they're so much nicer though
>the only disprivilege i have going for me is my anxiety
>mfw I have to keep up a charade of being bisexual just so I don't end up getting laughed out
>>27732329
I loved that anime.
Also keep it up neckbeard bro.
Destroy them from inside, or enjoy your sjwlgbtfurrywhatever friends if you're not evil.
>>27732366
That's the thing anon, I am enjoying it
most of my other friends would've fit in on here, these are the first 'sjw' friends I've made and my god they've been so much kinder towards me that it's a little scary
like people give a lot of shit to the boogeymen sjws everywhere but if all I have to do is pretend I want to wear skirts and would consider sucking dick and in turn I get respected and supported then fuck this is a great deal
>>27732400
Sounds gay and not worth it.
But then again you're the gay one so...
>mom drops you off at the video arcade with $5
>get in line to play a brand new, super popular game that's $0.75 a play
>last for 2 minutes
>your hands smell like a stranger's cologne when you're done
>go back to your old favorite that's $0.25 a play
>no lines, nobody else is interested in this old game
>spend the rest of the time being cozy with old game
wow kids actually did that? parents let that happen? just drop their kids off at a warehouse that's dark, full of other kids, all alone?
kids wanted to go to that shit? blow tons of money on dinky little shitty games while surrounded by losers? games they didn't even know, just rented?
the past was awful and I feel bad for those that experienced it.
>there are two long ass lines in the arcade
>one for street fighter 2, another for mortal kombat 1
>not sure which to choose
90's big boy decisions, man.
>>27732355
You sound like an over protective mom
Who else /NeverTurnsOffComputer/ here?
Does hibernate count as turning it off?
>>27732298
sysadmins? Do you put it to sleep sometimes, don't you, anon?
I can't sleep if my computer is off because I'm used to the constant humming.
Why does all beer taste like piss besides Stella Artois?
>stella artois
even heineken is better than that shit, senpai.
>>27732309
I have never liked beer until I tried stella artois. Heineken, Guiness, Bud Light, Miller Light, the list goes on and on, I hate it. But then I tried stella artois and it's fantastic.
>>27732289
Maybe the worst bait I've ever seen
Will having a girlfriend make me happy?
At times, but for most of it you will feel worse.
Yeah 100%
>>27732278
maybe but there is a good chance you will be worse then before.
I found a robot on Reddit, of all places. Maybe they aren't so different from us after all?
Maybe you should go back instead
Reddit is actually full of robot-tier people.
If you go on /r/relationships you will find a daily thread written by some guy who is worried because he is 20+ and a kissless virgin.
I've even seen like 5 posts on there by different guys who were all 28 or older and still virgins. Only difference is that unlike robots, the Reddit "robots" tend to be successful in their careers, just not in romance.
>>27732311
So why don't you fuck off back there?
>be dutch
>get bachelors in economics
>entry level salary being 2000 euros
>1500 after taxes
>1350 after deducting 150 for student loan payback
>paying back 50k in student debt for thirty years every fucking month
>1350 left to pay rent, do groceries and everying else
>'go to school anon', 'get a degree', 'be succesfull'.allofmywats.jpg
>be my NEET friend
>collecting neetbucks since forever
>gets 1400 after taxes including housing allowance
>lives with mom
>puts 500 into savings account every month
Hold me robots
>>27732150
>hij is serieus een studie in economie gaan volgen
hahahahahahahhahaa
Als je zo goed in economie bent kan je toch wel meer geld verdienen :^)
>student debt
i thought higher education was free in yurop.
t. neighbor
What is a culturally age appropriate thing for an American in his late 20s to participate in to "get away" and experience adventure? By age appropriate I mean like how the Military is normally after high school, the Peace Corps and Teach for America are after college. What do people past the traditional age for those things do for the same type of experiences?
pay alimony
>>27732137
I know a lot of left sjw who went to travel to some shitty third world country in the middle of nowhere.
Most late 20 year olds i know go to Vegas semi-often.
So i mean, if blowing loads of money on hookers and casinos sounds fun to you then go there.
Otherwise just go live in Europe for a while to "experience" different cultures, aka live a similar lifestyle in a place where some people know languages other than english.
Community Code: 23-5020-9778-8562
Join it up. It's liiiiiit XDD.
Bumping with Pepe
>"robots"
>no 3DSs
>>27732136
MK7 is literally the worst Mario Kart right next to DD.
>>27732527
It's the only one I have. No one's gonna pull out their DS Lite from the closet to play 6.
