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She was the only thing keeping me from turning homicidal and now she's gone. Can we share cute pics of our bundles of joy?
>>27729629
She could've been a model
Check out this high quality kitter. Your kitter is cute too op, 10/10 would pet.
>>27729629
This is my Siamese. He's a little cutie...well not really little anymore, at leastheres hoping we can have a pleasant pet thread without someone coming in and shitting all over it
This is a safe space for normies. Robots are not welcome
Discuss your jobs and healthy relationships fellow normies
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NORMIE!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Finally. This place was supposed to encourage original discussion, not harbour society's failures.
As for healthy relationships, I went on a date last night. Pretty good. I enjoyed myself. We're both meeting up tomorrow for a film at my place.
Where are my fellow 'normies' at?
>>27729866
"Robot" here. Don't worry I won't shit up the thread with hate or bitterness because I feel neither since I genuinely don't want what you have. I'm curious, what exactly did you talk about with your date?
oh, h h hi anon. I really have to fart bad. If I hold my leg up in the air will you put your nose near my butthole and smell and see if my farts smell nice?
Please anon? I have always liked you so much.
The fact that someone who posts this is able to enjoy rights like voting or reproducing genuinely upsets me.
Sure.
>Kappa
>>27729506
>>27729506
d d does that mean you think i smell? b b but i thought we liked each other?? :-(
>>27729526
thank you anon! i really need to fart so so bad! lol lol lol
>why do you continue to defend such a good for nothing lazy waste of space? KICK HIM OUT!
>B-B-But he's my son! I can't do that!
>HE HASN'T GOT A JOB. HE HASN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS. ALL HE DOES IS SIT IN HIS ROOM ALL DAY LONG IN FRONT OF HIS COMPUTER WATCHING DEGENERATE CHINESE CARTOONS!!!
you deserve it tbqh
At least it's your parents and not your mom and her boyfriend
This is my girlfriend. Thinking about dumping her soon. Feelsbadman
So for real...
No memes...
Is this board satire or not?
What part of /r9k/ do you think could be satire?
weaponized
it isn't. right now it's very much shit though. dunno if it's american power hour or eurofags being bored on a friday night.
Pin Pon~
It's a Misaki Friday thread.
Misaki is sure to come and save all of us losers, hikikomoris and NEETs.
>>27729326
That picture describes me perfectly and it's one reason I'm never watching that anime. I know it has the power to destroy me because it hits so close to home.
>>27729423
Watching it was a bitter sweet experience.
>>27729326
But Misaki made everything worse. Sato only got better because Yamazaki helped him and his parents cut him off. Meanwhile, Hitomi and that old classmate girl were also screwing him over.
The lesson of Welcome to the NHK is basically "don't expect women to solve your problems"
Would you marry a masculine woman who would make you into her submissive house husband?
>>27729305
Yes but not one with short hair. I still like women.
>>27729305
is that justin beiber with boobs cropped on?
honestly that's all I really want in life
>tfw you go back to watching anime every time you fall in to a deep depression
It contrasts with your feelings... so watch animals (homo sapiens included) getting mutilated, tortured, and mistreated in ALL sorts of ways while listening to depressive black metal. post-metal. death metal. dark ambient. On the deep web. For hours.
Try it.
Do it.
Get high too. So you can REALLY feel that DEPRESSION. Then buy a rope, and strap it around you neck for immersion.
DO NOT WATCH ANIME.
>>27730041
you are scaring me, anon. This isnt healthy
Is getting/having a boner supposed to feel good?
I find it surprising how good it feels just to get my dick erect and am wondering if this is normal.
>>27729185
No you fucking idiot. It's supposed to feel awful.
>>27729275
I would expect it to feel like nothing without any stroking.
>>27729185
Same here anon. Something to do with testosterone?
>Want to go to a haircutter and get a new style
>To beta to ask for advice or anything but the most generic cut
>>27729138
I know this feel. What the hell is wrong with us
Why do you even need to be alpha to ask for advice, just say 'which cut do you think will look good on me?'
>>27729138
>Getting something other than a generic cut
I bet you wanted an undercut you flaming faggot
>make thread about never finding a friend who has similar tastes to me in anime
>weebs and normies both get buttblasted to oblivion
>am girl but didn't even mention it, they still get mad. kek.
Guess you guys are no better than those emo faggots in highschool that like pop punk rock bands and proudly talk about how smashed they got last night, who also like anime but only shit tier entry level anime like AOT.
>>27729135
I guess I'll bite (although I don't guarantee I'll keep responding).
What are your tastes in anime?
>>27729135
>>27729186
same i should be out the door to the gym but here's my favorite anime:
mushishi
kino no tabi
samurai champloo
tatami galaxy
etc. MAL-core
>>27729209
>>27729186
OP here. i like slice of life anime because its cute. what anime r u watching now?
>born too late for the age of maritime exploration
>born too early for age of space exploration.
>born just in time to see the fall of western civilization
Tfw
>>27729133
This, plus the enormous privilege of being born a beta male right on the cusp of beta-male extinction. Life's grand.
own some bitcoin and you'll have a good deal of money afterwards too
>>27729133
If the Western civilization falls then there will be no space exploring because niggers and goat fuckers will dominate, and after they dominate West they will go for Asia
Dear /r9k/
Please let me tell you about Norway and Anders Behring Breivik, our lord and saviour.
short version
>leftist in Norway
>immigration with no education
>welfare classes that doesn't work
>taxes on the raise workers
>immigrants vote left
>cultural maxism propaganda
>Enter fucking Breivik
>massacres a political camp
>The right wins next election
>Breivik is put in "prison"
Now, I will tell you about how we Norwegians "punish" people like Breivik.
>>27729130
First off...
Usually a prisoner gets one cell and shares the rest with the other prisoners on the facility. But because Anders Behring Breivik is so dangerous, all the other prisoners have to leave the room.
For instance, when using the kitchen to have fun with making food, all the prisoners leave the kitchen and Breivik is in the kitchen with himself, but he may have a guest, if there is a prisoner he likes and goes gets along with well.
Usually the prisoners gets prison food, but Breivik usually makes his own food. He can put as much spice as he wants into it. For instance, if they serve beef stroganoff, Breivik can fish out all the good pieces of beef, instead of the prisoners who just gets a spoon of beef stroganoff slapped on their plate, consisting much more of sauce, with a few pieces of meet if they're lucky.
I've heard he prefers meat, rice but doesn't like potatoes unless it's baked potatoes, or oven coocked potato boats, or french fries.
And it was actually in kitchen Breivik talked to his fellow prisoner, who after getting out of jail tried to burn down the house of the Judge in Anders court case. When the police interviewed him they said "He is passionate about 22.july".
>>27729288
Here we have the recreational room.
Anders have learned to play the guitar well with chords and wants to learn fingerstyle guitarplaying. He also enjoys painting and drawing.
He also does quite a bit of reading. He has his designated time for this room, because the other prisoners also use it, but never at the same time as Breivik, Breivik has his own time in this room alone, the officers who are with Breivik teaches him to play the guitar. They are activity leaders, but Breivik is very much in charge of how he wants to spend his time.
And as you can see, the furniture is comfy and soft, the room is cleaned daily, so you can sit for prolonged periods of time, reading, playing guitar or drawing if you like.
>>27729413
Here we have one of the three personal cells that is only used by Breivik. This is his work out room, he enjoys working out. Keeping in shape. He also gets a good work out routine provided by the staff at the prison.
He eats a lot of meat, so he can work out and build muscle. He spends approximately 3 hours in this room every day. He has very high testosterone, resulting in baldness, but also a lot of muscle growth.
Who /conman/ here?
>>27729111
OC and trips. Acknowledged.
An adjustable wrench couldn't remove a wheelchair wheel.
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>>27729283
>4chan filename
>OC
just because you haven't seen it that doesn't make it OC anon
Who else /godlikegenes/ here?
7 inch dick
6'4 tall
nice face
You robots with small dicks are so lucky..
Have to hold my dick when taking a shit so it wont hit the side of the toilet.
>>27729074
why are you on this site?
You could be out fucking WOMEN right now.
>>27729074
chad with autism reporting in
you're not alone brobot
>>27730472
are we ever gonna fit in?
try and imagine how your life would be like if we werent chads
