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>tfw poo in the loo
why
>>27731677
Indians really are fucking gross. Nobody else in the world literally swims in shit like that.
>>>/pol/
you people have a containment board. even bronies don't shit up other boards
>>27731677
Pahjeet me son
>pepe will now and forevermore be a normie meme
How do you feel? Have you accepted it yet?
>>27731642
I wouldn't worry about it. We're all going to die at some point.
>>27731642
I don't want to feel those feels ;-;
>>27731642
who gives a fuck about memes
I started seeing this girl and I like her a lot and she seems to me but she has a history of using guys and being generally manipulative. How do I know if she's manipulating me?
>relationshit blogpost
>>>/adv/
eh just don't never give her more than she gives you and enjoy the wet hole
If shes dating you she probably is. Youre from r9k so the chances of you beimg a man worth of her time is very slim.
Can we take a minute to talk about autism glasses?
Pic related.
Daily reminder that everything looks bad on you if you're ugly in the first place.
When will the autism (article of clothing) meme end?
>>27731649
Never, because it's true
>A Guy Didn't Know How to Talk to a Pretty Girl on Tinder, so He Just Did This
>inb4 cringe clickbait
>inb4 imgur rebbit shit
if you're interested imgur.com/gallery/7YbGL
Every day for over 3 months a sperg messaged panda facts to a fat chick because he "can't talk to girls"
typical of gendered interactions:
>a man messages paragraphs of interesting but off topic information; never pulls the trigger
>a woman responds politely but barely a sentence, waiting for the conversation to start; sated by attention
This is beta orbiting writ large. This is embracing "I love you like a brother" nonsense.
Chad owes her nothing. 100 fucking panda facts is worth less than nothing.
Fuck normies, fuck normie facilitators, fuck women, fuck betas, fuck pandas
>>27731570
Goddammit I am so mad I can't even form coherent thoughts
>>27731580
>peace out panda scout
How is this cringe? He's based af
>tfw no panda facts stalker
Hey, guys. All these NEET posts have me thinking that I'd like to become a NEET, but I don't know how.
My father is nowhere to be found and my mom died a few years ago. It's just me and my little sister, who I support. She's still in middle school so she won't be working for a while.
I've been slaving away at work for years now to support us, but I'm tired of it.
What can I do to become a NEET?
>>27731541
Thisthread needs more replies, urgently.
>>27731613
I've been responded to by the famous smugwojack4v2.png poster.
I'm fucking honored
What country do you live in?
original comment btw
Who here /never had a gf/? I feel like about 95% of this board is pretty much people who've dated tons of girls now, where are my KHV bros at?
>>27731529
Me, but I got a hug out of pity once.
me, but i'm just a kv.
>23
>never had a gf
>>27731529
The older ones are on other boards and the younger ones try to fit in with the normalfaggotry that has consumed the board.
>tfw anything other than slice of life anime is literally normalfaggatory
Hear me out:
1. It's an escape into a life where you are surrounded by friends that fucking care about you
2. You can experience love that was spoonfed to you throughout your life but doesn't exist in the real world.
3.You can actually connect to the characters, more so than "real" people.
4. You can see cute girls doing cute things and they are actually innocent. No woman in 3D world is pure. NON!
>inb4 slice of life is generic
Every single thing is generic. 99/100 anime is generic, the same flashy fights and the faggot whos oblivious to woman's advances.
Slice of life is way out from the constant grudge of normiedom.
The best word to describe SoL is "Therapeutic"
Anyone feel the same.
I like all anime but I prioritize Iyashikei above all else, my favourites include Aria, Hidamari Sketch and Minami-ke but I also like stuff like Gintama, GitS, Steins;Gate and Mushishi. Generic harems are a guilty pleasure when the girls are really cute. I also enjoy stuff like Shingeki no Kyojin and Sword Art Online, the only stuff I don't watch much is Mecha (I liked NGE obviously and TTGL wasn't too bad) and generic shonen.
Also most of my vidya is anime styled, I love the Atelier girls and Neptunia is relaxing. Stuff like Disgaea, SMT and even Senran Kagura. I'm currently playing Tales of Symphonia HD, I want the platinum to go along side my Graces f and Xillia platinums.
Just came here to say prison school is the best anime I have ever watched
i should probably try watching anime again at some point. i used to watch so much of it but stopped because i got upset about how everything was spoonfed to the mc.
i used to force myself through slice of life stuff (except for nichijou which i watched while it was airing), but maybe i'm different now than i was a few years ago.
>tfw you think female colleague may be into you but your kissless virginity and asperger's won't let you get the signs
Normies, I know you're among us. Give me a list of signs a girl (more like a woman since she's 31) sends when she likes a boy (I'm 28).
>>27731477
I think when she starts sucking your dick she likes you
bump because i need this
>>27731477
If she ever intiates contact with you above and beyond what's necessary she likes you. Especially if she's 31 and still unwed. Her baby clock must be ticking like crazy, she knows she better find a man before it's too late.
who /self destructive/ here? what kinds of stuff do you do?
lurk 4chan and omegle
>posting on /r9k/
>wanting women i can't have
>wanting friends when i do nothing to get them
>Attempted suicide.
>Assaulted last ever friend who tried to get me out and into social situations.
The product placement in this show is ridiculous.
Are you thirsty? Drink a pepsi
My mom watched that show and from what I saw of it it was the blandest, normiest piece of shit sitcom ever made.
>>27731403
What are they saying about this piece of shit over at /tv/?
>inb4 /tv/ sux
who /fuckingbored/ here?
i wish i could afford an expensive bike so i'd have something to do ebsides sit inside
>>27731391
You could kill yourself cock sacking fag lord
Why do you need an expensive bike?
>>27731426
Fuck u
>>27731430
i dont know
i'm afraid of cheap bikes cause i'm afraid they'll break when i'm riding
>tfw gordo is r9k
Just watched the movie with my parents(i know) and they got mad because i sympthatehised with gordo through the whole film and thought simon was a cunt
what movie is that?
orignaleee
>>27731451
The Gift. It's worth watching. Jason Bateman is basically an alpha male ass hole and the gordo dude is r9k beta who gest revenge.
>>27731386
everyone in the movie was a piece of shit if i recall correctly
Do you fap mainly to 2D or 3D?
If you prefer one over the other, why?
http://strawpoll.me/7318043
2D is easier to consume, tends to be cleaner, (unironically) has a better story line, has more possibilities due to their 2D form (ie magic, etc) has perfect women 100% of the time
i think i like 2D better mostly because its what i always fapped to, i guess i am used to it
It's simple Anon. 3DPD
Bumping for some more input.
I personally can't see the appeal of 2D. I can't imagine doing sexual things with them because I am a 3D being and they are 2D.
Recently I've been thinking of ways to quickly and easily kill myself. After some research, I've decided that alcohol and xanax isn't a sure fire way. I posted about it here a few days ago, and a few of you told me they had survived through it. Is there anything preventing me from going to a gun range and shooting myself in the head? I don't own a firearm, so I would have to rent one. Is this a valid possibility?
>>27731230
Guns can make life worth it senpai
Shoot targets, not yourself
I heard that overdosing on painkillers like Advil or Ibuprofen is a surefire way to die, it's easy to get. But I would never kill myself so what do I know.
>>27731340
dont listen to this dumbass op
