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why haven't you accepted your new goddess yet, /r9k/?
>>27734473
Who is this titty-godess?
>>27734473
top kek I see some robots found out about this anime
it really reminds me of you guys
>>27734473
what is this from? i need to know
Hi, I want to get paid to post trap/cuck threads where I can apply ?
Mail provided.
>>27734460
Is there even a point to this kind of shitpost? Fukken saged
>>27734536
Yep, a good job.
>>27734460
I'll pass your email address to one of my associates, you should hear back from us within a few days. Please bare in mind that we will expect you to carry out your work on other boards on other websites.
>Money won't buy you happiness
Money would literally solve all of my problems.
>>27734420
It depends on why you're unhappy. It would help some people feel better but not others
>>27734453
Fuck off, normalfag. End yourself
>don't worry about college debt!
>tfw you realise that life is ultimately meaningless
>all life will eventually end
>all light will eventually burn out
>none of this was important
>nothing will ever truly matter
nothing can ever outrun the darkness of entropy
>everything dies
Who else here is a nihilist?
How's 7th grade, kiddo?
Nihilist is just a fancy word for crybaby.
>>27734400
>baby's first existential crisis
Seriously hope you're underage, otherwise you really should have realized that stuff by now
Hypothetical here
Does a 14 year old robot have any chance of not being a robot? Does it change for this robot?
>>27734386
>14
Underage ba.. Oh, "hypothetically", right. Well, nothing's set in stone when you're 14 m8.
>>27734386
never even mind underage b&
It's normal to be fucked up and socially retarded and weird.
You will most likely become a normie within the next three years.
You stay weird after you're 17, then you'll probably be a robot forever.
>>27734386
Okay, "hypothetical."
Got it.
You still have a chance I guess, kiddo.
I was watching this movie and it made me realize that we still do live in the past.
the main reason is because its still thought that kids socialize like this when in reality its nothing like this.
its sad really that kids like you or me will have to grow up without socializing well because nothing is like this anymore. there are no cliques like this, there are no people fighting with their words WITHOUT having to resort to making fun of they way someone looks.
I feel really bad for anyone in high school or middle school etc.
Honestly, it's kind of sadistic to send fragile children into an environment in which they'll be broken and beaten until they eventually shoot up a school or kill themselves.
I don't know, maybe i'm just a fag.
>>27734340
People have always insulted the way other people look retard.
>>27734340
It's a fucking movie, nobody has ever socialized like that. Go outside.
>>27734670
heh, actually it's a play.
It's about gay people who have aids and also don't want to pay their rent for the houses which they are living in.
I must say to OP if that is how people used to act then I am glad we are beyond that.
>be college student
>walk to get coffee after class
>girl from class is also getting coffee
>she "woops forgot my wallet"
>reluctantly spot "so long as you pay me back"
She never payed me back and apparently no longer drinks coffee.
>tfw my an automatic payment set up for netflix overcharges my account by the exact amount her coffee cost me
Okay I made up that last part.
why would you ever in your life pay for a woman
stop enabling their bad behavior anon
>>27734332
Brought that on yourself.
You are so poor you cant afford to let go of a 3 buck cup of coffee? Damn all you college kids are dumb as fuck
>almost 3:30 am
>be tired as fuck and want to sleep
>there's a pile of unfolded laundry on my bed
>also i took off all my sheets so i need to put on new ones
enough.
>>27734304
The struggle is reaI.
Just curl up in the pile of clothes
the longer you sit around thinking about it, the harder it's going to be. just buck up for 20 minutes and get it done.
Who /living alone/ here? How is it compared to having a roommates?
I'm currently living with my brother, but I'm thinking about moving out and living on my own. He never cleans and we barely talk since we're away for most of the day.
Also, desu I just want to do smoke weed in peace alone.
o-original bump
>>27734244
>currently living with my brother
Just moved out of my brother's place last week actually. I like it. Definite comfiness to living alone for sure. Something strange can happen to a robot when no one is watching though, don't fall for the piss bottle meme.
I moved to a comfy town a couple hundred miles away for work and live alone, all I do on the weekends is get high, play vidya or watch movies. It's fucking awesome. Occasionally I'll go back and see the one friend I've got at home but if you're able to you should just do it. You've got no one to answer to, you live to your own standards, no intrusions.
Post your favorite pornstar that makes you rock hard and makes you cum buckets.
Optional: Explain why
>>27734220
Sunny Leone has the most perfect body ever. Everything about her dimensions are perfect. I'm getting hard right now just thinking about her.
>>27734339
She's cute. I like her hairy arms.. never really fapped to her I don't think. She looks latina.
Melanie got the most perfect MILF look. She also has hot scenes. Shame she doesn't do anal but that ain't going to stop me from fapping.
>>27734378
She's indian. I love everything about her body, her skin is just the right shade of brown, her tits are not too big, not too small, not too floppy not too perky. I love her wide hips and broad shoulders and how tall she is, I want her to rape me.
who else deformed and want to kill themselves
>>27734209
CUT IT OFF ANON.
Grab some pruning shears and handle that shit.
hahahahaha wtf
tbqh if you're going to be deformed the foot is probably the best place.
Robots, do you blame your parents? Or do you say it's all your fault?
My parents never abused me or anything like that but they both had shit parents themselves and I guess they just didn't know what to do with me.
My mom is a Jennifer Lawrence tier "all eyes on me" kind of person. She will literally get up and run away while you're talking because she thought of something that she wants to show you or whatever and then your topic is just over. Meanwhile my dad is an ultra laid-back robot who plays vidya and tends to his two rabbits. I suspect that he probably didn't want any kids but he would never say it. They divorced when I was around 2-3 years old.
As a result, I don't really feel "at home" anywhere. When I visit my mom's house I'm not feeling it, and when I meet my dad we just awkwardly talk and it depresses me to no end to see this man grow older and older. My apartment is not really my "home" either, it's just four walls and a bed.
Sorry for blogpost, intended this to be much shorter. So do you think your parents turned you into a robot? Or did it just kick in one day? I thought I was doing okay but something must have happened around 21-23 because it's been downhill since then. Nothing that I ever attempt works out.
For me I know it's totally on me
Yeah, I blame my parents - if it weren't for them, I would never have been born.
Our parents didn't know we'd up as wizards. Society changed a lot in a short period of time.
>Get off the computer and go outside!
N-now what?
NOW YOUR FREE ANON FREE FROM THE BULL SHTI FREE FOMR THE ROBOTS FREE FROM SOCIETY RUN MY RUN RUN AS FAR AWAY AND FIND YOURSELF GO YOU MUST GO NOW OR YOU"LL NEVER REACH YOUR TRUE POTENTIAL!!!!!!
>>27734184
Jump off the mountain top/cliff edge and kill yourself.
Now that you've made it to the top you can go back inside.
anyone else here have ED?
I have a very hard time getting an erection. Thank you zoloft.
>>27734166
Serotonine anti-depressants are a fucking joke, just forget your dick when you're on that stuff.
>>27734196
I've been off them for several months (after 8 years).
All I want to do is die without them. I can't believe my mom let the kikes put me on that shit.
>>27734216
Damn 8 years is a long time, i believe it can take quite a while for the issues to disappear (from what i've read anything from a couple of months to over a year). At least permanent issues are rare. Pretty bizarre that SSRIs/SNRIs are prescribed like candy, especially for males. I believe there are meds that can help fix the problem, like bupropion if i remember right.
That's where she lies, broken inside
>>27734143
Shit poem. Or is it from a song? I never got that.
It feals like you're exagerating.
>no tits
>clearly a wojak crossdressing with a wig
OP pls commit sedoku
>>27734143
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
>>27734298
Fail.
