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>people who have naturally clear skin
I'm sick of this bullshit. My acne is fucking bad, and I dont really have much on my face, its just all over my chest and back. Should I go on accutane?
wash your face with warm water each morning and before sleep, Anon. It really helps.
>>27737354
Wow I never thought of that! Thanks
>>27737394
Sarcastic or not, I forgot to finish my post;
When you take showers don't let the hot water focus solely on your back for extended periods of time. It'll dry out the pours and make it worse! It could even make that portion on your back sensitive to water, like mine.
Anon, I know you're a virgin but I bet you know what this is
an axe wound?
>>27737251
Yeah thats a beat up pussy from all the slutting youve done. Get the fuck outta my sight roastie.
>>27737256
Yes! Now kiss my boo boo ;)
I've wanted to have sex with another guy for so long. I've felt ashamed of it though, like I would need to hide it from girls. I'm also kind of scared of being 'used' and having a man be too dominant or forceful with me, or finding one that's too submissive and girly.
But the sight of a toned male body, a thick cock cumming, it's just so hot. I just want to fuck another guy and surrender our bodies to each other. I don't like all the labels either, like 'top' 'bottom' 'twink' 'bear. I just want to find another non faggy guy that would like fucking me and filling my mouth with his cum as much as he would like having it done to him.
Is gay sex as hot and pleasurable as it seems? I have to know. I've been with girls but most of my crushes in school were on guys. It's something I've suppressed for a long time.
>>27737239
God what I wrote us just so fucking gay
What is gay sex like? I want a nice boyfriend but pol told me gays are never monogamous and it scares me.
>>27737555
It's fucking hot, my boyfriend and love sucking eachother off
>>27737784
>april
>hot
>implying it's not too cold to be banging
whats wrong with you homie
who /attracted to masculine kraut women/ here?
>tfw no aryan gf
>tfw no super power dominatrix gf
>>27737224
truly suffering, zenpai
>tfw she'll never pin you down, straddle you, and angrily and lustfully stare at you with her piercing blue eyes
death throes of the republic
Here's another one!
You know the drill
>what are you drinking
>why are you drinking it
tonight for me it's pic related, but I only have one shot's worth so I'm not expecting to really feel anything. Missing my precious absolut :(
And, as always,ask a not-drunk-but-wants-to-be femanon anything.
bump you guys these are always nice!
>>27737079
You do use the catalog, right anon?
>>27737190
Do you mean the r9k catalog? yes, why do you ask
what's a good religion for robots? something light on the supernatural mumbo jumbo
>>27737040
religion is the biggest sham the world has ever seen, don't fall for the spooks and think for yourself
Would you care to take a minute to hear the message of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Catholicism is pretty good: you get a strict set of rules, but you can just violate them whenever you want and then say you're sorry before dying to get into heaven.
i-is this really how girls talk on social networks these days? what the fuck?
slut wants attention.
anon, born yesterday, is surprised.
>>27736975
She is beta. She has an eye infection & small tits.
Where the fuck are her tits? they are the size of mosquito bites.
Does anyone else here really like the night? Sometimes I want to just lurk about like some nocturnal creature.
No bullshit calls, probably nowhere you need to be, and normies will hardly notice you if they're even still awake. It's like a robot's best friend.
I live for the night.Everything gets so much better when it's dark.
>>27736972
personally, the night is a very dark time for me
>>27736972
I work at night as a security guard so most of my waking hours are spent looking at various shades of darkness.
It's super chill but I do enjoy seeing the sun on my days off.
Any Canadabots in the house?
>age/s/location
21/m/Brampton
reporting in
>34/f/Iqaluit
23 male in ottawa
who else here /living life to the emptiest/
>>27736886
24/m/vaughan
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I almost moved out twice and every time I found some bullshit excuse to not do it. My job is here and I don't pay rent. I realise now I should have just booked it and lived paycheck to paycheck but at least I would be on my own.
Is there anyone here I can send a picture of me and they can photoshop it to make me look more attractive? I just need a single attractive picture.
I can't post an image in this thread, I don't want everyone to make fun of me.
>>27736876
This is actually my specialty. I do it to myself and get tons of online GFs. Im not going to do it for free though.
>>27736899
I can pay you in friendship.
>>27736924
that wont work man, sorry. it would just be too weird to stare at some other dude's face in photoshop and perfect it for nothing in return.
When I finally lay down, my entire body is enveloped in this near orgasmic feeling, prolonging my sleep deprivation and the pleasure all the more.
Is there a name for this feeling?
Exhaustion.
>>27736977
Wouldn't that be felt before laying down, rather than after laying down?
>>27737092
The feeling would simply be relief from exhaustion.
Relief.
Why can't black bois compete? This white guy bleached this african goddess so easily. If black guys are so good they wouldn't have let this happen.
>>27736740
>bleached
cringe
let's be honest: No one wants black girls. Not even black guys.
They're at the bottom.
I mean, I'd fuck one, but I'm a loser.
>>27736740
Black white asian native indigenous nordic middle eastern indian subcontinent polynesian pygmy hispanic mexican transexual Mediterranean slav tan biracial anglo doesn't matter.
If you're married to a woman you've fucked up.
objectively the best carbonated non alcoholic drink
>>27736737
>lemon flavored
I've never had it before though Sunkist Orange is my favorite soda. Cream soda is good as well.
>>27736737
>>27736737
i like this, original not lemon flavored
>>27737152
though the title for the best tasting beverage definitely belongs to coffee/espresso (Bob Marley K-Cups) or lemon ice tea
Are you lonely? No one to go on nightwalks with, be excited to see you, want to spend time with you, or cuddle up with and watch anime? Why not get a doge?
Or, at the very least, he/she/them can lick peanut butter off your peeper
My dog is great. Even though she's been a cisgender female her whole life, people still use the wrong gender pronouns. She does NOT get offended. What a strong woman she is.
My apartment doesn't allow dogs. Plus, dogs don't love you. They only use you for food, shelter, etc. and act accordingly. They'll leave you just as quick as any person would.
Are all robots creepy perverts?
>>27736719
Perversion is the spice of life anon!
i hate being a creepy perv
does it count as perversion if you give up on women?
3d women mean nothing to me now. i have become enlightened, aligned with the ways of this universe. i have sought out knowledge only obtainable through celibacy, with powers of the dark arts beyond human comprehension that normies could never hope to understand. i am a force to be reckoned with, the danger of the night. for years i have trained myself to give up desire for 3d women, and have in exchange received immeasurable power and prowess. i have acquainted myself with the ways of the universe itself. my military prowess and intelect will be feared and remembered for generations.
