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>"Wow, look who finally came out of their room! Didn't even know you were home Anon."
Uhhhh, hi I guess...
>sprints back upstairs and cuddles self
>>27727419
Please don't, I have a family meal coming up that I'm being shamed into attending. Afterwards we are staying in a hotel too which means I can't scuttle off home after a few hours.
>Not having some piss bottles stored and extra snacks inside your room to camp it out while mummy brings home friends
ITT we post our dick sizes and rate others.
5.75 inches long and 6 inch girth here
Oh you like dicks?
Succ succ
7 1/2" x 5 3/4"
last time I measured, it was inferior x embarrassing. I don't know what that is in metric but its definitely not worth showing off. Plus the hair grows like half way up the shaft and i've basically ruined myself with porn so even if I was with someone it probably wouldnt get hard.
You will be free once you learn the truth.
>>27708511
Rosey rosey rosey I love rosey
this is now a 8ree thread
where where where do we go from here she is not afraid!
>tfw blood in my cum
Am I dying?
>>27740899
Probably. Get well soon.
Prob a kidney stone just go check it out
no it happened to me and it just went away after a while
i called the doc but they said if it doesnt last too long (more than a few days i think? i can't remember) and if it doesnt hurt its no big deal and it just happens sometimes.
scared the shit out of me when it happened and was really embarrassing to explain to a nurse over the phone.
but if it doesn't hurt, probably nothing to worry about.
I need pictures of a Chad. Post them.
Need more? Something something orginal bullshit ;)
>>27740822
Why what Ya upto Op?
>>27740822
You better not be a femanon faggot
>Professional /BLACK/er
>ama
I meet and befriend men like a Vince Vaughn movie and get free clean lay with their spousal others.
Cuckolds is a pretty cool guy, eh bros with me and doesn't afraid of me plowing his wife.
Challenging work, I guarantee you'll not go hungry.
Do you ever feel objectified in a bad way in this line of work?
Do you feel that you are being stereotyped?
>>27740578
>Do you ever feel objectified in a bad way in this line of work?
>Do you feel that you are being stereotyped?
Sure.
Do I care?
Nah.
Acceptance friend.
Being able to knock about with you guys has created if not just honed latent sociopathic perversions that distance me from such trivial introspection.
I can switch auras at the drop of a hat and be the "hops1n"esque charismatic thug they need me to be.
Even if I see no merit in it.
I'll pay for what i've done one day if it turns out to be poor life decisions.
But I have no life as is.
I don't know why I do what I do.
I don't even really know if I like it or not.
>>27740552
are you actually? no offense but in most blacked works the penis is biggerand better lookingthan yours
do you ever feel like you are being objectified? you know some of the people with blacked fetishes see the black person almost as an animal or bull or something, similar to like orc fetish or something, how do you feel about that?
>no friends
>can get a girlfriend
>pretty girls even
>cant make friends
>socially retarded
>I would cut off my dick if it meant I would make one real friend in life :/
How do you Robots cope with not having friends or pussy? I can only get one of those things and already wanna kill myself.
>no friends
>can get a girlfriend
Bullshit.
Girls do not date loners.
I'm indifferent to it, I purposely stopped talking to my friends because I just didn't want to and I couldn't give 2 fucks about pussy.
>>27740820
>girls do not date losers
BULLSHIT. I see girls dating losers all the time, getting knocked up by them, popping out loser babies. Girls don't date SOCIALY RETARDED losers.
So op is still a lying faggot.
>have a brief interaction with a qt girl
>be depressed rest of the week.
It's a cruel world, my fellow robot.
Its an abstract kind of feel i think
>>27740482
>sit in same room as oneitis for more than fifteen minutes
>start fucking shaking
All successful male athletes are at least 5'11.
There are rare exceptions, but they really are rare.
As a 5'9 male, why should I even bother? The universe already turned against me, what chance do I still have?
What's going to fuck you is not your height but your immense insecurity towards your height.
>Your height doesn't define you.
>If you let it define you, then you'll really be screwed.
Get an appointment with your local physician. Maybe he can remove your head out of your ass.
>>27740400
Well-spoken, sir. Unfortunately, most people on this board wouldn't know reality if it slapped them in the tits.
>If I'm not an ideal height to be a successful male athlete, why should I bother?
That's stupid logic.
requestiong the levels of irony image like pic related except its gone further... its lost form...
the predominant colour us blue, the word "meme" can be almost made out
cmon guys yoi gotte hlep me
>>27740256
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is it true that in highschools like in movies the sport guys fuck the cheerleaders on daily basis?
or is it a mem
>>27740126
They don't just fuck the cheerleaders, bud. They fuck the quiet Christian girls and the popular talkative highly accomplished straight-A conservative girls of any background. And the girls love it, and despise you.
>>27740170
dont even have cheerleaders in my cunt
>>27740126
From what I've been told:
Bible belt: yes
rest of the US: No
>go on a date with a qt
>goes well
>arrange a 2nd date
>mutual friends tell me she has a boyfriend but is seeing if she likes me before leaving him
Am I in the wrong that I think that is totally unacceptable? She'll just do the same thing to me down the line, she obviously doesn't care about her currently relationship as long as she has someone to give her attention
She's a ho, anon.
Drop her like a sack o' taters and move on.
>>27740068
Yeah, I thought
>>27740045
Cut off contact anon.
JENKINS!!!! Enjoy your two days off and come back refreshed for day 1/5.
See wage cuck, mr. Goldstein can be reasonable! Your day 1/2 of break from work has officially begun! You can experience how it feels for a NEET every day! Your reward for your hard work is feeling the way I feel for 48 hours.
I am of course assuming that you don't have any work assigned to you over the weekend.
Just remember, hour 1/48 of freedom begins and ends so quickly. Tick tock. But don't worry, you can quit any time.
It isn't slavsry right?
>>27739920
anon why do you do this? why are you so cruel?
>>27739920
This is not fucking fair.
Oh, and studentcucks...
Don't forget that big test that's coming up. Gotta study hard! Plus there's that group project, ah yes and that paper you have to write! Well, get crackin'! They don't call these the best years of your life for nothing ;)
If you saw a robot in real life, would you attempt to help them?
>>27739904
I don't want to be brutally raped and murdered.
i would lick their anus
>>27739904
This isn't a case of trying to stop someone before they jump, but rather trying to catch them as they hit the ground.
Why put two corpses in one grave?
write a comment about this image
I don't really feel like it at the moment, but I'll reconsider if you post this thread later maybe
>>27739820
why does it get more faded out as it gets worse
it should be the opposite because that's how it works in real life
Those blocks remind me of Hubba Bubba and now I'm hungry for gum even though you don't eat gum
