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>Tfw no ugly steam boyfriend
>>27761664
I am ugly and am boy and have steam
what do?
>>27761705
fuck off nerd
b
>>27761712
Be my gf, tomoko :(
>Don't worry your dick is fine! Big dicks are uncomfortable!
>>27761594
I don't want to fuck a roastie whore who could take something that size. my last gf couldn't even take the knot part of my david bad dragon
>>27761594
stop it with the dick threads every day you fucking shills
>>27761594
>no dont worry anon!
>i dont think about chads big, thick dick every time we have sex
Enjoy your lonely Saturday anons!
I'll be lurking the board while i try out some new butt toys I got myself.
Happy Saturday!!
>>27761556
are you that kind fembot from denmark?
also bare tits pls
Get some self respect and dignity you stupid whore.
post beard or fuck off flimflam
When are you bastards going to start treating poor innocent women with more respect? Just because she did porn does not mean she deserves to be ridiculed for it for the rest of her life. Woman's body woman's rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NyzCJx4IiI
>>27761448
I remember she was on one of OpTic MiDNiTE's videos. Shit's crazy.
this isn't /b/
your post sounds /b/ish
>>27761448
Hey she chose that path. Her name is literally known in the Adult Film industry.
You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. She sold herself and now she regrets it. Not our problem. If anything she is just another dumb bitch only worthy of a pump and dump.
Anyone here played this masterpiece before? What was your favourite quote/part?
>it takes a strong man to deny what's in front of him
Literally 2deep4me the game.
Sell me on it, bro. Why should I play this game?
>>27761233
Its a PTSD simulator
I summon thee, oh great goddess Pizza. Please come, and provide meaning to our lives.
stop spamming this shit thread.
take your fag obsession to >>>/lgbt/
>>>/lgbt/
Stop making these threads
Nobody cares
>>27760757
>man face slut
I do not envy anyone that falls for this person. You will almost certainly be used for money and attention with no loyalty
>tfw finally in Los Angeles
The rest of my life can now happen
congrats OP, i don't personally agree with your choice of city, but moving to a new place is an achievement in itself. have fun.
>>27760419
>t moving to a new place is an achievement in itself. have fun.
This is how people end up living shitty lives
>>27760443
to be fair, so is living in the same flyover town with the same shitkicker friends your whole life
most people live shitty lives
Hi I'm going to leave this here
>>>/pol/70487453
>>>/pol/70487453
>>>/pol/70487453
>>27759969
These people need to be arrested ASAP
>>27759969
Good GOD.
>WHAT THE FUCK
THere's no way this is fuckin real..
>>27760008
Oh it's real
Here's their website
https://g2cforum.org/
Who /pussysuicide/ here?
>inb4 it won't work
Enjoy your nap and maybe headache when you wake up.
>>27759966
are you fucking stupid? do you honestly believe that you will die from that?
>all that Tylenol
>not just taking 2 Aleve
What kind of woman do you usually attract, /r9k/?
I'm not sure.original
Aloof whores.
damaged chicks who think my logorrhea means i'm interested in talking to them in particular, and confuse me for a confidant
Hey you, yeah you with the chronic illness or whatever's killing you, post here. Now. What's killing you and your medication.
Your usual host, crohn's disease, megaesophagus, GERD (and asthma, and a bunch of other stuff) here. Imuran, Pentasa, Remicade, some PPIs and now beta blockers.
This thread will most likely sink because you're all in da club grinding your dick against Stacey's butt but hey.
>he doesn't have an illness
>he thinks he can be a robot
All of you confirmed for turbonormies.
>>27758687
Watch what you say, faggot.
Just because my body is healthy doesn't mean my mind is.
>>27758781
Get on the chemical jew and call it a day then.
Who here /gut/
skinny fat gut reporting in, started going for run and eating better. still skinny fat gut.
me
>like food
>hate exercise
>whatever
>>27757563
Eh I settle with it. I wanna eat whatever, and for some fucking reason I can never gain muscle or lose enough fat (to look good) from eating well.
>ITT: we describe our ideal partner in excruciating detail
>white
>Christian
>male
>dark hair
>blue eyes
>handsome
>wants 10 children
>6'6"
>8" penis
>doesn't watch anime or play games
>fit
>doesn't wear autism shoes
>likes philosophy
>looks like sailor moon
>acts like sailor moon
>enjoys sailor moon
>>27757524
Not enough fucking detail. What are his hobbies, what does his smile look like, do his eyes crinkle at the edges when he see's you because his smile spreads so wide, did he have a good upbringing, how many siblings does he have.
I said excruciating detail.
>"Sorry anon, I only date guys who can defeat me"
What do?
sit on top of her because i weight 100 more pounds than her
>>27757288
Defeat her duh.
I'm 6'2 I could knock her down with like a 5 minute boxing crash course.
>>27757288
Ask her why she has black feet then turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Who /hate dogs/ here? Who hates dog owners even more?
>>27755563
Dogs are pretty cool dudes.
Dog owners are creepy zoophilic bastards.
>>27755563
Why are dogs such huge jackasses?
I am deathly afraid of dogs.
