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I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. Please any femanons give me pleasure.
Please I need pussy
>friend says I need to be fucked
>she fucks me
>develop feelings
>she just wants to be fuckbuddies
>>27782948
it hurts, but sadly nothing is more painful than sexual rejection from the one you love. at least she touches you man.
ITT: your current life in one pic
Textless posts aren't allowed, honestly my life sucks :(
Once I embraced the NEETlife suddenly everything turned around and I struck an immense fortune in neetbux.
i dont want to be alive :^(
A catfished a Muslim girl and she found out. But instead of hating me or leaving me, she still wants to be with me. What do?
post her pic
is she hot
if so go out with her
Muslim girls on the internet always seem so innocent and pure. Too bad I hate talking to people with shitty English so I always end up dropping them
This is her. Had to type more bullshit to be original.
Are plain girls worth it?
I mean look at Lebron James (a 6'8" talented and extremely athletic NBA player who happens to be amazing) makes millions, yet he settled for less than average woman.
I barely make $50k before tax working 9 to 5 with overtime . Am I done for?
Have you ever considered that he just loves her regardless of her being average?
>>27781227
Robots can't fathom love.
They don't understand mutual respect.
>>27781178
That's just what girls look like without make up
Google Savannah Brinson and you'll get pictures of her with her make up on.
What ever happened to this glorious bastard?
dont know, the last i saw the beast man was a few months ago in a insecam thread.
>>27781052
what is this plz explain.
>>27781563
People used to post insecam threads here.
The guy in that pic is beastman, he's mentally ill and shits on his bed and jacks off 10 times a day.
>tfw you will never experience total war
>tfw you'll never defend you country
>tfw you'll never meet your mates in the trenches
Why even live without trench warfare?
What happened to the good fight?
does no one else here wish for an war to end all wars?
people become more educated and realised that patriotism/nationalism is objectively retarded
>>27780950
>trench warfare
>posts pic of wwii soldier
What would you do in a post apocalyptic world, robots?
>>27780858
anhiro ofcourse
Die, probably. And quickly, too. I have no camping skills, no ability or practice foraging for myself, I'm 120 pounds and have never been in a fight in my life.
That probably sums up 99% of the realistic replies to this thread.
>>27780858
Cannibalism
>mfw foodstamps came back today
>neets bragging about living in poverty
>tee hee
>tfw I'm gonna spend this whole week learning Japanese and playing guitar.
>>27780508
go pay for goldsteins new hot-tub, wagecuck
this is a boy
he started hormones at a very young age
What a cutie. What's his name?
>>27780558
Im not sure if his real name.
What anime have you been watching lately, robots?
Some of the popular stuff from this season
Academia, Iron Fortress, Mayoiga
Besides that I've been watching Fantastic Children.
What about you?
>>27780068
mostly catching up on my backlog.
past month I watched
>koyomimonogatari
>ping pong
>genius party
>rewatched outlaw star
>chuu2 ren
also been watching kino shit and rom coms for some reason.
>>27780068
What I am watching this spring
Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu
Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress
Gakusen Toshi Asterisk
Shingeki no Bahamut - Genesis
You get a virgin qt girlfriend that will love you and support you unconditionally, however she looks like an exact 1:1 replica of a known pornstar.
Which pornstar would you like your new girlfriend to look like?
GIANA MICHAELS PLEASE
>>27780030
Skin Diamond or Lou charmelle
>>27780030
where is the catch? original comment
>>27780076
this sounds pretty legit
>tfw i went from 175 lbs to 220 lbs in a single year
>tfw 130lbs
>tfw can see my ribs
Holy shit anon
What the fuck did you eat?
>>27779926
>tfw you are literally double my weight
you could probably eat me
you obese ogre
What religion do you follow? I'mJewish.
my religion is destroy all religions and impose 2d waifu worship on the world
>captcha: spaghetti
I don't believe in anything spiritual or supernatural
While I don't condem those that do, it is my opinion that such beliefs are ultimately founded in fear of the unknown and serve little purpose beyond that of basic emotional support/comfort.
>>27779807
This is the best answer desu. I wish I could experience something supernatural though and always attend events anyone I know are hosting to find one.
ask a 29 year old khv anything.
I'm a shut in and I have not showered in 4 weeks.
>>27779164
What's your favorite anime, senpai?
>>27779164
How are you a khv at almost 30 when you've got Chad looks?
Will you give me a no homo kiss?
>claims not to be a normie
>uses piss bottles instead of the floor
You're only lying to yourselves.
The floor is meant to be shat on, crypto-norm.
>using tissues or a cum rag
>not dropping your load in a sponge
Get the fuck out of here normos
How do people fit their dicks in water bottles? What if you get an erection?
