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When was the last time you kissed a girl, anon?
Was she pretty?
What happened?kv's can talk about when they got closest to a kiss
>summer before senior year of high school
>have gf
>originally asked her out 2 years earlier and she said no but then out of nowhere she approached me about it
>hanging out at her pool with friends
>conversation turns to kissing
>"yeah we haven't"
>later be in poolhouse, everyone leaves
>"so you want to?"
>"yeah K"
>tiny peck on the lips
and that's the story of my first and only kiss.
4 years ago in a Jacuzzi, she was fat and I, I was very desperate.
Made out with a cute Swiss miss 2 months ago.
Northampton meetup edition
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/britfeel-meet-up-2016-tickets-24535212481
Can we pick a less shit town?
>>27752218
No i dont have a car or money for the train. This is the only way it will happen.
>>27752218
this 2bh
we should do it in somewhere nice like Edinburgh
posting here because i didnt get a good answer,
hello there b, i am interested in taking up smoking and have a few questions, i know that most people say that all cigarettes are equally bad but my grand dad smoked camels until the day he died at 82 in a car accident, so i want to know which brand of cigarettes contain the least amount of cancer, i know that marlboros probably have the most cancer in them because they are nicknamed cowboy killers, i saw an old cigarette commercial that said more doctors smoke camels than any other cigarette, could that mean that the reason my grand dad lived so long was because camels contain a low amount of cancer than say marlboro or pall mall?
what in the cancer fuck am I reading
Try a variety to find out what taste you like.
All cigarettes will give you cancer.
If you have any willpower you can smoke casually.
>>27751849
> hello there b
fuck
All cigarettes will kill you, Marlboro are probably the worst but camels will still fuck you up big time. The only tobacco I can think of which is noticeably less cancerous is American Spirit. Smoking cigarettes is a meme and scam. Smoke cigars or a pipe if you like the taste of tobacco
Post feels music
Kebab feels song here, r9 please
https://youtu.be/Z4dHISlQx_E
Good part starts at 0:14
>>27751459
Dammit, ment to say r8 pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qH4CT4f7fk&index=52&list=PLKURpFvJAszTl51UP3Sr9CNtEKikZjtPa&nohtml5=False&pxtry=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxabLA7UQ9koriginal comment
Who here /bestfriendismycat/?
Post pictures of your cats.no bullying cats allowed
Please
Cats make me happy
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMN2GMax2IE&nohtml5=False
This is Zakk, i love this little bastard...
>>27752140
8/10
Did you get him stray?
Some day you will take a look in the mirror and realize this is true. You're not unlovable, you're just an asshole with unrealistic standards.
>implying the girl on the right isn't pursuing Chad's cock
>implying it has to be only robots fault
>implying we have unrealistic standards
>>27751011
no you fag, your autism can't save you here. she wants robert's disturbing bent cock but Robert wants Stacy.
>>27750948
That image can be applied to girls too, and they still have more chance of fucking a decent looking guy than any ugly guy will ever have of fucking a decent looking girl.
Yandere general; you only need her.
General topics:
> Funposting, Feelposting, Shitposting.
> Yandere Stories and Q&A.
> Relationship advice by Dr. Feel.
Additional Resources:
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community site FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
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> IRC channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> Friendly connection tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
> Spinoff channels: #yangen, #yandere, #yan - all on rizon like the above.
> Steam Group, Skype group
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hello yuno you are beautiful please respond
>>27750775
These threads are liable to run out of steam if you just keep making them back to back. /r9k/ isn't slow enough for a general like /yg/. You'd be probably do better to make them once a week on the weekends or something.
>>27750930
response
>>27750936
ik but I thought I'd try again since it's Saturday.
The happening has happened.
Earth is fucked.
You are doomed to roam the wastelands.
Assemble your party from the survivors.
Pick ONE from each row.
shoe is side
>bushmaster
>doctor
>norseman
>redneck
>>27750771
Can't i just go alone?
I don't trust any of these faggots
Which branch of the armed services is the most robot-friendly? The least?
Most - Air Force
Least - Marines
/thread
any robots in the airforce that can say what's it like? anything you should know before joining or don't even bother?
>military
>puts the coast guard in there
Just watched this piece of shit. Don't tell me you guys actually this crap, right?
>>27749965
What is this? What this crap?
Jesus fuck, can you learn to write a post before posting?
>>27749965
i actually that crap
>>27749993
Can you not see the fucking image?
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
I've always known I'm a paranoid fuck.
>>27749732
Bpd... what a surprise. I guess it's true then.
I...I'm a-a normal person, right?
ParanoidPersonality | High
SchizoidPersonality | Moderate
SchizotypalPersonality | High
AntisocialPersonality | Moderate
BorderlinePersonality | High
HistrionicPersonality | Low
NarcissisticPersonality | Moderate
AvoidantPersonality | Very High
DependentPersonality | Moderate
Obsessive-CompulsivePersonality | Low
I always find these kinds of threads comfy, especially when the main theme is waifu creation, but they rarely appear, so here's one. I would post the ones I have already created, but they're on another computer. I will play with it for a bit and post new ones later. Meanwhile, work on your waifu(s) as well and post them here if you don't mind.
Link to the game:
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
Bumping your thread OP.
I love plain Jane types.
>>27750192
Still autistically working on mine. I like the plain look too, although I appreciate a more elaborate composition when it's done right.
>tfw 24 and never bought condoms
>>27749567
The only condoms I own are ones that my brother once gave me when he and his girlfriend started getting serious
>Here anon, have these. It's not like you'll ever use them though
Yeah, thanks bro.This was 6 years ago. Should I throw them out?
>>27749567
>tfw no magnum dong comdoms
kek you reminded me that i still have that one condom they gave us on the first year of high school during sex ed
been in my pocket for 6 years now
Choose a future wife, one to kiss and one to kill
nigger, I know you just saved that from kasey thread
I nice conversation.
Is that so hard?
>Kiss left, kill right and marry middle is only sensible option.
robot eyes thread
post your dead eyes
Here you go goy
>>27749088
>robot eyes thread
>posts girl's eyes
If you're not fat or ugly then you just posted normal tired eyes so ree get off my board so on and so forth
Tired of this life
