Today I found out my best friend of two years secretly has a penis.
>>27755181
Well shit senpai this changes everything.
They're a different person now.
>>27755181
You people are all fucking freaks.
2/?
I'm not even sure what to believe anymore.
How weird are you brobots
>>27755143
>>27755143
>Floor Tiles
Oh boy
>>27755143
How fucked am I
Come original
>>27755166
not too bad honestly
I swear people just make fun of you if you wear a suit in public
They think you're a fed.
>>27754868
They literally don't. Maybe if you wear a suit to the swimming pool or some shit, but most of the time it looks positively normal.
>>27754868
maybe if you look like it's the first time you've worn a suit
Am I the only one here who legitimately hates niggers? They're pieces of shit, it would be a net gain for the human race to exterminate every last one of them. They're subhumans, their brains are wired differently in way that isn't preferable for logical thought. It's like we're dog breeds and we're the Border Collies and they're the Pit Bulls. They are the pitbulls of bipedal "sentient" beings. There is no reason to keep them alive, white people's compassion for the weak will be their downfall. Asians will make no such mistake...
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No argument here, every nigger deserves to die.
Niggers will be the death of the white race, the Chinese will exterminate them because they are absolutely brain dead fucking retarded compared to the worker ant mentality of the Asian. Too bad chinks are absent of imagination and morality so they cut corners when possible and make bridges collapse.
Was it worth it niggers? To leave behind a subpar "human" species? Life is like a bucket of crabs to niggers, because they're genetically inferior they have to take everyone else down a few levels before they kill themselves anyway.
>>27754863
I hates snow nigger the most.
Bunch of savage.
>Man anon you've been through some shit huh?
>You aren't shown much affection are you?
>Were you just talking to yourself?
>Why don't you smile more?
>tfw realize that someday in the probably-not-so-distant future, the internet will be trawled for information about every single individual and you'll be fucked by all of the things you said on social media between the ages of 16 and 22
>tfw deleting every post, like, video, image, etc is a real bitch and will probably take the rest of the night
I don't want to be known... just comfy.
>>27754872
I'm glad I deactivated my facebook when I was 19. I recently went back and deleted all my pictures/removed all my friends and ramped up the privacy so it's like it was never there.
It took like a whole night you're right about that.
>>27754960
It's doubly horrendous for me because I was a real /pol/lack for a while and went on similar subreddits. I'm basically going down my old accounts, editing in lorem ipsum blahblahblah and then deleting after.
I think I'm going to get a VPN as well. It also helps with torrents, not having to care about that .1% chance that you'll get a cease-and-desist letter at your door.
After this, I'm going into old email accounts and unsubbing from all newsletters and deleting all old accounts,...
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what does it feel like sticking your raw dick into a clean-shaven wet vagina?
>>27754701
i dont know and neither should anyone here. if you do then leave because this is a place for robots not normies having a bad day
It felt like nothing. I hope none of you death grip like I did my whole life. When I finally had sex I felt nothing and could never cum. What a letdown.
>>27754701
Why do you think I'd know?
What's your opinion on racism? I'm pretty racist but have no friends to go on racist rants with.
>>27754567
It's stupid.
Just judge a guy based on how he acts, not based on how other people act.
I have four fingers on my left hand, and I'm an asshole.
But that doesn't mean that everyone who got there hand stuck in a machine in high school is an asshole.
All the people who have had racist thoughts and I have spoken to, have been the most interesting, kindest, open minded people I have ever met.
If only we hadn't met here, in futility.
Consider what black people brought to your country
Personally all i got was a myriad of diseases, escalated gang crime/knife crimes/rape/lower school results/edgy faggots on the bus/more drug related crimes
But im sure black people arent all bad, r-right?
If youre black then fuck you OP teach your race a lesson and Africans are some of the WORST parents ive ever seen, black women are so whorish theyre pretty much always single mothers and dont have a clue how to raise a child
>meet a friend from high school
>he must have forgotten that i was a sperg and invites me to a party
>never been to a real party, but i thought i could check what the hype is all about
>message him later asking him what I should wear and he tells me just wear something nice, not too formal
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Why don't autists just do their research? You could have googled what to wear when going to a party and then you would have realized how dumb wearing that would make you look.
Also, parties are ONLY enjoyable if you're drinking. You think the normies wouldn't also feel awkward if they were sober and wandering around? The normies I know describe alcohol as social lubricant that makes it easy to talk to people you don't know very well.
Is this fresh pasta?
I kek'd
>>27754515
I just thought i should try to look nice, it wasnt a full suit, just suit pants, a nice casual white dress shirt and a "silly" tie my brother got me (pic related, but with blue instead of black).
I don't want alcohol, it's too bitter.
who /wish they could hug the sad and lonely people on r9k/ here? V3
figured id need an anime girl for this type of post so i googled random anime girl
I wish I could accept people like this exist, but at the same time, the though just pisses me off and makes me want to get them to fuck off before they turn out more hollow sentiments.
>>27754446
I do exist anon, promise. Have you seen any of the previous threads?
tfw no one to hug me
I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon.
How can you want pussy if you never felt pussy before
>>27753182
Buy a fleshlight and a gallon of lube
>>27753293
I don't know. It's just an instinct. It's written in my DNA. My cock gets erect because it wants pussy. I need pussy. Please give me pussy like pic related.
What do they talk about?
>>27752685
food, their jobs, their wives
""what if someone is trying to realize what are we talking about?" *chuckles*
>>27752685
The women they raped in Europe during WWII
What is the most retarded image you laughed at?
pic not related
"don't talk to me or my son ever again" with the dogs sends me into seizures every time I see it
When TBBT mspaint comics first appeared they made me lose my shit
>>27752573
Probably this.
bloxxfucktherobot
What is the most depressing picture you have saved /r9k/?
freegans are a noble people
Guy who committed suicide. He looks like he's lost all hope. A man who tried his best but was destined to fail. And the message from a parent who finally had to accept it just wasn't meant to be. I'm probably just projecting but that's what the pic makes me think.
I cried when I saw this one when I thought about how many children who have had it like this...
is there anything worse than having anime as a hobby?
>tfw I've devoted 1000+ hours to something I can't even talk about in real life
>>27752229
Looks like someone needs to be talking to better people
Anime is bad though.
>>27752349
it really is, that's the worst part
Can't get laid and lose your virginity? Then why not try your luck in Sweden?
>call the swedish number
>"Help I am being raped"
I hung up
>>27752216
This make me sick.
Some of them have higher milege already than 30 year old whores in my country.
>>27752267
That just means she is enjoying herself.