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T-this isn't real? Right guys?
>>27778644
you don't think that somewhere out there in a sea of billions of fucked up humans that some of them might be into castration fetish?
>>27778644
there is literally nothing wrong with this
i wonder if he can still cum
>>27778704
Only on testosterone injections and only transparent cum without sperm
Is being pretty women's one positive attribute?
If women weren't pretty, would society tolerate their uselessness?
>>27778477
>Necessary for the continuation of species
>Useless
:3 male logic
>>27778529
we're gonna circumvent ur meme wombs using our superior male intellect
https://www.geneticliteracyproject.org/2015/06/12/artificial-wombs-the-coming-era-of-motherless-births/
just like literally everything else invented and built by humans, we're gonna do it and you're gonna sit their absorbing resources and contributing nothing apart from looking pretty.
>>27778571
That's fantastic! I bet it would be expensive, but my aunt's quite crushed about her infertility and I think this would be pleasing to her. Unfortunate that it will likely have a negative impact on adoption.
...anyway, to your point (which you may or may not hold), the idea that women are useless or inferior to men in any practical way is literally retarded. On a graph, they may be better, but there's far too much overlap to apply any "conclusion" you could draw from it on an individual level. Lots of women are smarter than lots of men. Lots of women are stronger than lots of men (though of course if we use terms relative to the whole, the majority of men are stronger than the majority of women). Blah blah blah.
what does /r9k/ think of Savannah Brown?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fLoNbzuUUshe's pretty based 2buh
Just another shitty Youtube camwhore
>>27777453
Very boring and unoriginal. What is she, some 12 year old who thinks he's deep because they constantly look at tumblr inspa qoutes tag?
Just another YouTube psycho
He was one of us, right? He hated Chads, was sad/depressed most of the time, made some fucked up music for his time, and he just couldn't deal with all the bullshit of regular life. He off'd himself in the end, didn't he?
Any other robot musicians? Syd Barret and Tom Yorke are up there as well, right?
He got da poosi so no robot.
You've already made this thread before you cunt
he was married and had a kid. That makes you NOT A ROBOT
He's not a robot, but made some robot tier music. I always found the song I'm about to link hauntingly beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcXYz0gtJeM&ab_channel=UrielVelascoGonzalez
To anyone who feels hopeless about their situation and not sure what to do I want to give some advice that has helped me go from feeling the same to feeling much better about myself. We all have different issues were dealing with some of them may overlap with other peoples, but these things will help anyone regardless unless your already doing all these things which Im 99% sure your not.
1. Get regular sunlight. 30-60 min per day if possible, but every few days is fine to.
2.Start doing regular light cardio, a brisk walk for 45 minutes or more per day is enough.
3.Light weights. Get 2 10-15 pound single hand dunbells and start doing light reps and start trying to hit every muscle. also do something like pillates that works on your core, posture, and flexibility.
4. drink lots of water and eat plenty of green vegatables and fruit
5. stop jacking off every day,try to go 4-5 days nofap
6. completely cut alcohol, weed, caffeine.
7. if you are overweight try and watch your calories and focus on losing weight
Now at first this will seem like its not helping and is really hard, and will likely feel worse, but if you stick with it for a month or longer I GARUNTEE you WILL feel MUCH better.
Pic related is a reference for hitting all your muscles with the light weights. God speed you glorious neet bastards
original bump 51251
>>27777139
How the fuck do you get into vegetables after a lifelong diet of bullshit? There are some vegetables I take in meals like carrots, onions, leeks, mushrooms, and tomatoes, but most of the other ones are intolerable. I don't just mean boring, I'm happy to eat boring food, but the flavour of green vegetables is actively repulsive and an unpleasant experience.
>>27777469
Mix them with some type of creamy cheese, or make them spicy. Spicy stuff is great, I didn't like it until I had to lose weight and found out it masks absolutely anything else and satiates you.
Why is /pol/ the shittiest most retarded board? Trumpcucks are so annoying it's not even remotely funny any more.
haven't seen this thread before
Why are there legitimate argument beginnings there littered around strawman garbage quips?
Not even /pol/.
It's quite suspicious how these threads are posted so mechanically. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but it seems like propaganda
Have you ever thought about the fact that you're an apex predator?
We're literally the most dangerous species on the face of the planet. Nothing can hunt or eat us. Every other animal on the planet has to be constantly aware and afraid that something could be coming for it.
I feel like I'm not appreciating or taking advantage of this at all.
>>27776023
If you take away human intelligence were not.
>>27776023
>nothing hunts us
What about bears, big cats, and other apex animals
>>27776074
>If you take a sharks teeth maybe not
>if you take an eagles wings maybe not
>if you take out a wolf's fangs maybe not
stop saying stupid shit
I finally worked up the courage to start approaching girls and I got rejected by 12 women in one single night. I feel like killing myself. Is it the way I look? I don't understand why this isn't working. /r9k/ said all you need to do is try.
you have school shooter eyes.
>>27775858
Get a haircut, stop dressing like a child, start going to the gym and start on a healthy hobby that involves physical activity and other people.
>>27775858
Well, if I was a woman, I would make out with you
Not for you but for your flying car, Ron
Advice on writing a comedy song to play at a talent show.
>inb4 fag
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'd say it, but in b4
>>27775537
Maybe an offensive song. Like Bo Burnham type shit.
>inb4 still a fag
>>27775516
DON'T PLEASE
What's your kink/fetish?
How achievable is it?
>>27775310
Doesn't matter, a woman will find it gross if you're not Chad.
hairy armpits and hairy pussy
throat fucking & heels.
not very. have crazy O.C.D which puts girls/women off of me & puts me off of them
Apparently, typing 'Jim Profit' into the namefield autobans you from 4chan for a month. Anyone want to test this? I have no idea if it works or not, and I don't want to try.
Sure let's try it out
I doubt it does anything desu anon
blub blub blul
Iff it works i wont reply?
![black-couple-portrait-serious-400x295[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PhrLs2x.jpg "black-couple-portrait-serious-400x295[1]")
Is it just me or do a lot black guys not want to date black women?
I keep seeing this, even my Nigerian friend holds his breath for a white or asian girl and I tell him not to waste his time.
Its true, but not for the reasons you might think. It doesn't have anything to do with whether they're ugly or not 99% of the tins. Black women just treat black men like shit but get all submissive and sweet when they have a white or Asian boyfriend. Not to mention the attractive black women are almost always exclusively dating outside their rave so as a black guy you're kinda fucked.
From my experience, black women are exceptionally stupid and annoying. This is the only reason I would refuse to date a black woman. I don't care otherwise.
I think black women that didn't grow up in the ghetto are okay to call human beings. But they ghetto is a trashy place. Those women are objectified as sex objects and have been fucking since they hit puberty, or probably before if they had a perverted Dad or Uncle. They are gang raped and treated like shit and will never make a good wife or Mother because of all of their emotional issues.
This cannot possibly be someone's life?
We are sitting here getting rejected by fat, entitled disgusting post-wall single moms and this guy is living this life????
Dan is a trust fund baby that fronts like he won his money from poker
I've heard he's a real piece of shit
Most of the women he hangs out with a prostitutes anyway
He'll get his, anon. Don't worry.
They are all paid escorts. That can be you if you could afford it. Without his trust fund, he would be another hipster squatting at Starbucks.
>>27774704
He's rich as fuck, he pays these (literal) whores to pose with him for his instagram pictures.
Why girls bully each other? I dont get it
The tall girl get bullied by short girls.
The big-boobed girl gets bullied by flat girls.
Just why? What's the point?
devalue competition
>>27774211
>Implying the same thing doesn't happen to men
it's because people are cunts
>>27775247
>boo hoo, i got bullied in school, its their fault im a failure
Fuck off
Quick reminder that even having the body on the left is considered joke tier to women, is there any hope?
>>27773266
Women are fucking retards, just get them drunk enough to make bad decisions and take advantage of them if you aren't good looking enough to get them when they're sober.
>>27773266
This fat Asian guy has a hotter girlfriend than Efron's current black girlfriend
>>27773312
>This fat Asian guy has a hotter girlfriend than Efron's current black girlfriend
Here is a better picture of her
