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>When you're at your white friends house and he tells his mom to fuck off
niggers need to learn that white bois are the scariest mofo's
they wont chimp out on you like a nigga will, they will shoot up yo whole hood
>>27745977
>when you're at your black friend's house and he can't tell anything to his dad
>>27745977
>being a momma's boy
>2016
yeah man look how far respect for their mothers has gotten the black community
>tfw acne LITERALLY destroyed my entire fucking life and NOTHING fucking helps with them
literally the only reason why I'm an antisocial shutin autistic misanthrope retard
10 years of acne
10 fucking years
and it still doesn't stop
I've been to dermatologists and cosmeticians
I eat health and live a healthy lifestyle
but the scars are permanent
JUST KILL ME ALREADY
ACNE AND ACNE SCARS FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>>27745198
Stop jacking off, stupid.
>>27745217
I don't jack off daily, stop perpetuating broscience
ITT: We create the perfect waifu by mixing faces
Pic related is Katya + Anzu
http://www.morphthing.com/
can't compete desu
Katya + Alterhacker
The originals are perfect, so it makes sense if you try to mix the two of them the result isn't as good
>>27745377
Do you have more like this
maybe with asians
tell me why you cried yourself to sleep last night.
because no bitchy stuck up russian gf
I don't remember the last time i cried.
I failed my last year of highschool and now have no chance of getting into any university, despite having few good grades. Don't know what to do with my life
who else /patrician/ here?
let's have a decent talk about what you want: culture, art, politics, sciences, religion, ethics, philosophy, economics, etc,.
bonus point: studying or working in scientific research, engineering, arts, art, finance
nice apu apustus sammakko
More deep cuts is the premier robot album, on top of The Antlers, Hospice.
>>27745092
Hospice is an album which requires a full understanding and experience in romance, I don't see how you'd list it as a robot album.
Ask someone who "won" the genetic lottery anything.
>>27744816
what is your raw total?
Post your face
Xhldhodup
Pros:
>6'2.5 215lbs
>8"+
>white
>8/10 face
cons:
>small hands
>shitty muscle building genetics(mitigated by lifting I guess)
>sword nose
>some male pattern baldness in the family(but 26 and still haven't lost my hair so far)
what kind of drug could I take to never have feelings again? something like prozac?
I have heard that's what it does, I am not really depressed but if I am going to live my life alone I might as well have no feelings too, which drug would be best for this?
Helium
originale
>>27744479
Without any feelings you'll get depressed and suicidal. If you want to dull yourself just start using benzos, but there's not really anything you can take to eliminate feelings, other than constantly taking so much opioids you don't care since you are in bliss.
>>27744545
this guy
come on guy
In the woods enjoying my morning cigarette & coffee & I just wanted to let everyone know
What do you do for a living?
originale
O look it's this faggot
Original commento
>>27744408
I just live life. You?
>driving around town in my pink porsche boxster
>guys honk and whistle at me
>when i stopped at a traffic light some guy said my car was "cute"
>be offended because it's just a regular car
>people take pics of it without asking for my permission
why are pink cars so discriminated against? this blatant chauvinism has to stop.
The only reason I clicked on the thread was because of Pache desu
>>27743815
as long as you aren't a chauvinistic pig then it's ok, anon.
I want to bully Patchy!
should I just mail order a teenage filipina?
That's not how it works. A mail order bride is simply buying a woman's contact information. It doesn't guarantee a wife. They still won't want you.
>>27743793
if you are into cuckold
It ain't the 60s anymore, you have to actually fly over there, meet her, meet her parents, and go through a bunch of other red tape before you get your waifu.
>New Balance
>Autism shoes
Can we all come to an agreement that bitches dig NB's?
The thing is Dunkey actually has a personality
you don't you autistic fuck
>Youtubers who are funny should get pussy.
>Atleast this justice is served
>>27743727
autistic bitches appreciate men who value function over aesthetics
This is totally fucked up. My GF of 2.5 years has family friend (lets call him David) around the same age as us. David's not quite handicapped but definitely 'slow'. Since he can't hold down a normal job, my GFs dad will 'hire' him out of pity to do odd jobs for cash.
Yesterday I wake up and he's outside mowing our lawn. GF is also outside reading a book. Apparently GFs dad hired David for the day but didn't have enough stuff for him to do so he dropped him off at our place to do some chores / spring cleaning. I see GF and him talking occasionally but don't think anything of it.
After he leaves, GF is acting weird and distant all night. Finally she tells me that David revealed he's still a virgin at 24 years old. I'm like oooooookay? No surprise there.
She says she 'feels so bad for him' and basically wants to get David laid. But she won't drop the subject and after beating around the bush for an hour, she finally 'suggests' that even should could be the one to give him a blowjob or have sex with him.
Of course, I think this is TOTALLY fucked up. But I keep a poker face and basically say yeah, that's actually kind of you babe, tell me what you had in mind, etc. Here's some of the "ideas" she pitched:
>hiring him a hooker and letting them fuck in our bedroom
>fucking him our bedroom with a condom while I'm in the next room
>giving us both a blowjob at the same time
What in the fuck am I supposed to do. I am like 100% opposed to any of this shit. I thought I loved her and she loved me. Is this not totally fucked up?
This is cucktales 2.0.
I really hope this isn't real.
>hiring him a hooker and letting them fuck in our bedroom
This is the one you need to do unless you want to be a cuckold.
Should have dropped her on the spot once she said that. Even then it would have been late as she already thought about cucking you before.
Also nice cuck fantasy thread
>Armed robbers have gfs/friends
>Murderers have gfs/friends
>People who abuse their partner have gfs/friends
>People with mental or physical issues have gfs/friends
>So uninteresting and unloved that you can't get anyone IRL to love you platonically and are alone
>>27743129
how many people have you asked to go on dates or be your gf op?
>>27743129
Having a woman around is nothing like the relationships you've seen in movies Anon. I have not witnessed one example of a couple in which the woman had any genuine affection for her partner.
I'm afraid you are pining for something that doesn't exist.
I haven't had a girlfriend in six years.
>you will never go back in time and fight in WW2
>you will never get to fight with the Wehrmacht and fight with your brother in arms
>you will never feel the sensation of a bullet flying right past your ear
>you will never feel the sensation of that rumble from the artillery striking the ground
>you will never get to ransack peoples evacuated homes for supplies after a fierce firefight and drink their wine
Why live?
>ywn liberate concentration camps and have people sprinting out to hug you
>ywn get to stare a defeated nazi in the eyes and watch him cry like a bitch
>>27743143
Good thing the Allies won, huh?
>>27743143
>against nazis
what wrong with you faggot?
>best board
>worst board
>homeboard
>r9k
>r9k
>r9k
Such is life
>/his/
>/soc/
>/his/
Every other board is irrelevant.
