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>tfw I think I might be trans after years of repression
FUCK FUCKFUUUCK I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL NOT EVEN MORE MENTALLY ILL GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
hold me, robots ;_;
dude you are normal
apart from the mental illness(') and thinking your a girl, you are just fine.
>>29289499
>Huge gyno since puberty
>Genetic wide hips
>5" dicklet
>Low test, no self esteem, etc
I should've at least been given a chance to be normal, damn it
>>29289499
you can be my girlfriend if you want, as long as you make sure to take your girl pills every night
>walking down somewhere with friends that im drifting apart from
>one of them annoyingly asks "Anon, I haven't seen you for a while. What the fuck do you even do home alone, masturbate all day? I know you have a masturbation addiction, I can see it in your face"
>mfw I haven't masturbated in months because I lost the enjoyment of sexual arousement after roastie gf cheated on me
What does this mean, do I look horrible because I haven't jacked off? Do I need to jack off more often?
mfw no replies
origano
>>29289702
Iktf op, here's your reply
>>29289455
Stacy here. I can see that "wankers gaze". I won't spill anymore of my magic.
If I apply for a job at Hot Topic and somehow get the job, will I be able to find a qt scene girl gf? Or will I just be surrounded by insufferable faggots, weaboos, and edgy 11-year-olds for nothing more than a paycheck?
>>29289413
its not 2006 anymore
>>29289427
Is scene/emo still even a thing?
>>29289451
>>29289451
no. its been replaced by girls dressing like dykes. Girls only wear chokers to appear "edgy". Mostly it appeals to "nerds". Last time i went they were selling those pop! figures.
What did you get for your most recent birthday?
>>29289388
>What did you get for your most recent birthday?
Drunk.
Also some birthday wishes from people I don't talk to anymore or don't know on normiebook and a homemade dinner and an e-card from my mom. My dad and brother forgot. Didn't get any presents from anyone.
>>29289388
Nothing.
I'm not a kid with a present parent in my life. My mom denied me and my father died.
It make me laugh when kids expect to get gifts all years just because it your birthday.
A big booty hoe
Who is your waifu?
Why is she special to you?
What makes her better than 3D?
What do you love most about her?
I'm in love with Maria Renard.
She's brave, always does her best and doesn't take shit from anyone else.
I find those qualities admirable.
>Who is your waifu?
Goliath from Gargoyles. The perfect purple papa
>Why is he special to you?
Because he's beautiful, both personality and physically. He's the father and family I never had. If I could have my way, I'd leave this world and join his in a heartbeat.
>What makes him better than 3D?
Goliath is valiant and noble, he loves his family and friends to death, and he's prideful but understanding.
>What do you love most about him?
Physically: I love his strong wings, his beautiful horns, his big tail, the lavender tone of his skin.I love his perfect, muscly, round and plump ass, and his 'goliath' sized cock n' balls
Personality: I love his fatherly attitude to his sons, I love how ferice, powerful, protective he is of his family. I love how he is respectful of others, but doesn't take any abuse or shit from anyone.
Goliath is basically what a perfect man should be, and my gay ass fell for him hard. Damn you disney and your husbando bait.
Chi from chobitz, she gives me hope on the future, she reminds me that in the future we gonna have waifubots and we won't be roasties slaves anymore
How are woman attracted to men with such disgusting eyebrows?
when the guy looks like that I think the eyebrows are easy to ignore
It is truly sickening, isn't it?
>>29289348
Women aren't as judgemental as robots. That's How
>be me
>get gf finally
>we go to her place to sex
>do it
>wake up next morning
>wet feeling on my ass and back
>was worried that i sperg sweated or something
>girl wet the bed
>wake her up
>she apologizes
>ask about it
>she does it almost every night
>usually sleeps with diapers
>didnt do it that night because she was embarrassed
>tell her about my diaper fetish
>she breaks up with me
fucking roasties
>making someone's disability or downfall a fetish
that's your own fault you fuckin' degenerate.
>>29289308
Not him but what is wrong with that? Wouldn't fetishing the girls problem make their bond stronger since he accepts the problem fully without judging her for it?
she pissed on you in your sleep so you'd break up with her. probably because you have a small penis. good job.
>tfw 25 in about 2 months
>young look is fading
>tfw still a kissless virgin
How can I stop time. I feel like killing myself any day
>>29289269
I'm turning 24 in 2 months, OP
>manlet
>constant dark bags under eyes
>a couple years with noticeable male pattern baldness already
>wageslave
I don't even know how I'm still alive
oh wait, I'm just too much of a pussy to end it
Worst thing about 25 is that I still feel like I'm 18. I still feel so immature and inadequate about my life. I'm a fucking child.
Shit is not cash.
>>29289416
that's normal (REEEEE)
normies say that in their 30s and 40s
Men can you explain how a man can be totally inlove with a woman before having sex, looking her in the eyes, worshiping her body and rock hard but as soon as they're not turned on anymore they claim the woman is unattractive?can men get highly turned on by women they're not attracted to?
>>29289253
Tfw stopped caring about oneitis, don't even love her anymore
I feel so liberated
that is why i'm asexual
sex ruins love
>>29289253
What? Seems like some guy was being a bit of dick somehow, but not sure what you're talking about...
As a robot I want to get into weapons (more specifically assault rifles) but is Gersh Kuntzman right? Will shooting an AR-15 really give me PTSD? Will it bruise my shoulder and make me sick?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/firing-ar-15-horrifying-dangerous-loud-article-1.2673201
>>29289232
That's embarrassing. You're embarrassing.
Top Bait or retarded OP?
>>29289325
You could really just answer the question
ask a bitter lesbian anything
>>29289213
Fuck off please. Stop coming here for validation
>>29289213
Why are you bitter?
Can you post pics?
>>29289213
Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ and don't come back you roastie.
I don't get why southerners hang up their flag out of southern pride.
What is there to be proud of? That your family tree is a straight line? Teen pregnancy? Shit education? Failed rebellion? Obesity?
My fucking god.
Slavery.
>That your family tree is a straight line?
:DDDD
I think it's more of a redneck normalshit community thing. Some dumb shit they can attach themselves to in order to relate to other normalshits. Also
>Heritage not hate
I live in Ohio and people still have that shit ad if we were a part of the south
Because it triggers normies.
has anyone here been through a jaw surgery ?
i'm seriously considering one
how did it go ?
>>29289158
Woah, man. Your entire face is fucked up.
What I can see:
>maxilla projected way outwards
>regressive chin
>gigantic nose
>all together, face looks like a literal triange
pic related
kinda like jaw surgery but I went to an orthodontist and they fixed me up.
I had a nasty overbite and they used some device to push my jaw forward, after that my jaw became very pronounced.
the device was painless but annoying at times and took a couple of years to work.
>>29289273
thanks, i appreciate
how do you feel about asian girls, anon?
nihonjin daisuke~
>>29289135
The 2nd best women in the world
>>29289135
"Asian girls" is a very broad topic, anon.
There are many different countries in Asia.
HOW CAN WHITE MEN COMPETE
>>29289102
White men bow down to the superior black bull. Then they go online and complain black man are fucking all their women while jerking off their lil white dicks.
>>29289102
smarter
richer
wont get shot by cops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFKds0UWxNo
>>29289306
Yet they still choose to breed with the superior black seed. Strange
