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ITT: we post our rare feels
I'll start:
>tfw no gf
rare feel
>tfw no bf
> tfw no feel
Actual rare feel:
>tfw graduated with good grades from a top-tier law school but can't find a job because you panic and spill spaghetti on interviewers
/r9k/, I need advice on making this life-changing decision, and you are the only ones who can help me.
>fap to normal porn for years
>one year ago start to fap to hentai too
>feel like you lose interest in normal porn
Should I continue to fap to hentai and lose the ability to enjoy the normal porn, or stop fapping to hentai so I can like normal porn again?
What do you think? To what do you fap?
>>29293575
I, as an experienced Hentai fapper have abandoned the real world and feel no regret.
Its worth it.
>>29293575
Ehhh over the years you will eventually tire of all your fetishes. Sure you may find something 'just so' that really gets you going, but most likely the shift from 3-d to 2-d is just the start. Your fetishes will become more and more extreme until you feel a need to involve them in real life. You will buy your first fetish item (likely a dildo or clothing item) and move on from there as new kinds of stimulation become available. Your addiction to masturbation will deepen as you invest time in money into it and you will lose motivation in other interests.
Have fun.
>>29293575
I started about 5 years ago and have bounced between real and 2D ever since. Just depends whatever I feel like.
Hello /r9k/, it's been a while. Anyway, with distractions aside, I can finally focus my efforts on the journey to becoming this board's most popular trip user
You can ask me anything if you'd like.
Jokes on you, everyone is shown as anonymous to me.
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Kill yourself senpai desu
Alright you fags,
how many of you are just shitposters IRL?
>>29293416
>how many of you are just shitposters IRL?
I don't understand what you're asking, mate.
>>29293421
How many of you are australians, just pretending to be kissless virgins & co.
>>29293416
i am from shitpost land but i am truly a robot unlike 99% of other australian posters
23 with no car, no job, no friends, virgin and still live with parents. don't even do uni or anything like that
Post true stories about the escapades of the biggest slut/s you ever knew.
Girls who ended up in porn.
Girls who blew half the football team.
Girls who fucked anyone and everyone. (except you, of course)
Slut stories, people. I want to hear 'em.
I just go over to /cgl/ for slut stories.
>7th grade
>friend of mine goes into girls locker
>finds a journal or diary or whatever
>has a list of almost 20 guys she blew
>date and location and everything
I don't associate with my father's side of the family as his brothers are degenerate drug addicts and criminals.
Haven't seen or heard from or about anyone from that side of the family since I was 16.
My first cousin is literally a prostitute.
How do I know this?
I met her in a brothel last month.
What is the shittiest race on earth, and why is it niggers?
>>29293330
why is your life so sad that you feel the need to spend your freetime being racist online?
what happened to you?
who touched you?
and all those statistics - black people getting worse grades, black people committing more crimes, black people being poorer - apply to men relative to women
so unless you believe that men are genetically inferior and that we should bow to the female master race, your beliefs are unjustified
and im gonna close this thread so i cant get baited anymore, because i can tell im already in too deep
>>29293330
All races should learn to stfu and stop blaming everyone for their issues.
>>29293362
Not really. Women are learners but they are emotionally weaker than men and are far less prone to create and build things.
Women are gaining more and more power yet all they seem to be good at is leeching off society. They get the most useless degrees possible instead of trying to be doctors and arhitects
Manlet (5'5") or dicklet (4.5x4")
Go.
Mandick for cash
>>29293310
>already a 5'5 manlet
>>29293310
manlet indeed (5'10) but have nice 7xdick
White people genuinely like darker skinned girls to date to suite their fetishes and it sucks. Would /r9k/ date a light skinned black girl?
>>29293278
Hahaha >implying I would date a subhuman
But memes aside, you do realize that most white male/black female couples are with light-skinned chicks right? There's a reason for wanting good hair and nice skin. <spoiler>it's to look more white </spoiler>
Just be in decent shape. Even if you are like a 5/10 there are enough cucks out there.
>>29293278
Depends. Do you pass the paper bag test?
>>29293312
For future reference, if you want fancy spoilers, use [ ] brackets instead of arrows.
Is this what highschool is like nowadays?
I call bullshit. I'm sure bullying still happens.
>>29293250
It's all talk. Girls took a page from the boys' book for some reason and are lying about their promiscuity to seem cool.
>>29293286
Na you just never got with any slutty chicks
How do I gain access to the sissy Brit boys?
Where are the sissy Brit boys?
Craigslist? Nigga they don't just come to you
>>29293230
That's some pedo tier shit, absolutely disgusting.
>>29293264
I'm a girl though.
:D
>tfw 21 and still cant grow a beard.
24 and I knew that feel.
>>29293195
Same only I'm twenty-five now. I guess it wasn't meant to be, not that I believe in meant-to-bes or anything like that.
I've come to terms with it though.
It doesn't feel so bad man.
I'm 24 and mine's still filling in.
Be thankful, having a full beard at a young age means you're more predisposed to pattern baldness
SHOOTING IN VEGAS
40+ ESTIMATED DEAD
UPRISING HAPPENING
>>29293173
Is it fags again?
>>29293173
Link pls?
OREGANO LEGO
Nothing on the news or /b
"girls just wanna have fun"
what did she mean by this ?
Riding the cock carousel
"girls just wanna get fucked"
"Girls just wanna fuck Chad"
>after work one night
>male coworker gets off the same time
>tall, sorta spergy redditor dude
>we talk about vidya and shit on each other's tastes while working
>obvious mutual interest here
>offers me a ride home
>i suggest we go play DS3 since I have nowhere to be
>"no one's home, right?"
cont.
You go home, try to have sex, he had the tiniest penis. The end.
No. You texted Chad to come over after he left.
>>29293116
There's no way this doesn't end in sex
>get to his house
>no one home, except
>dogs
>spend a lot of time petting his dogs
>at this point I'm more invested in his dogs than his dick
>but still
>he tells me not to go into his room cause it's a mess
>peek in there anyways while he's getting his PC to hook up to the TV
>find a graphics card box on the floor, figure this is a good opportunity to tease him about
>yup, AMD
>"hope its got a warranty yo"
>he gets defensive
>whatever, he built his PC himself do of course he's gonna defend it like an autist
Anyways
>Head back to the living room
>Drape myself over the loveseat
>"I'll wait"
cont.
Where dem lonely Ausbots at?
how is everyone's week going?
>>29293079
going good mate got friday off TAFE so gonna probably kick back smoke some cones and listen to erotic hypnosis all day
>tfw studying for Uni exams
>tfw behind and in over my head
end me
>>29293688
>>29293694
kill yourselves both of you
i'm doing pretty good. been watching initial d and having >tfw no drivers license
going to go see warcraft tomorrow. going during the day some hopefully all the normies will be at work/school
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