If you are not a manlet you are not a robot
>tfw 5'8
>tfw dad 5'11 and brother 6'0
>doctor said I should become like 6ft as well
>I ended up being 5 fucking 8
What went wrong?
i agree. when i come here and get shit on and told to kill myself because im 5'7, it just reaffirms that this place is full of normal douchebags
>>25032601
>friend is 5'7
>has had multiple gfs, met his last one at the end of high school still together
>we are 23
QQ moar betalord. Your height is literally the least of your lady problems. You're a shorter man? Date shorter women. Only dumb bimbo sluts do the "guys under 5'11" non sense.
where do you go when robots are too normal?
Where were you when you realized your attractiveness to women was based on how much you give a fuck about it working out with them?
It was after my ex dumped me. I was a little needy throughout the relationship. Afterwards I went to a bar and almost picked up this girl... But I screwed it up. I realized I was giving too much of a shit and it showed. Then a few weeks ago I met another girl at a German culture meetup. I've been pretty aloof and haven't paid that much attention to her. Now she's all over me.
Don't be needy. Stop giving a fuck....
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>>25032581
I agree fellow German man, cool pic. btw senpai
But i've acted this way towards women my whole life.
>literally never gave a shit about women, they're boring and worthless
>like two girls have shown light interest in me in my entire life
Yeah, ain't buying it Oh-Pe. It's probably something else like confidence, status, or personality.
>visit /r9k/
>post frogs
>read a bunch of terrible posts by terrible people
>get in an argument over something
>close /r9k/
>open new tab
>visit /r9k/
AHHHHHH I JUST WANT OUT
>already read all the good threads
>scrolling through the catalog again
>open up half a dozen tabs
>read through all the posts
>leave them open because "hmm, maybe someone will post here"
>open up another 6 tabs and post on there
>don't close the other tabs until the thread 404s even if nobody has replied in over an hour
I wish 4chan was never made. This site has fucked me up in so many different ways and it currently takes up most of my free time.
fuck you moot
Official milennial nostalgia vault
Post suggestions, make vaults, fill vaults, discuss old times
>>25032486
oh my that is some good shit
new age shit is good too
>>25032507
Such as? Remember to leave suggestions
>>25032506
>those flash games
hngggggg
>met attractive fembot a year ago
>start dating after a few months
>becomes my bestfriend
>now has been six months
>tells me she is asexual and that's why we haven't had sex
>...............
take me for the beta cuck that i am
>>25032399
If she loves you she will at least give you a hand job and how old are you?
yeah right she's getting pounded by chad
>>25032399
asexuals can still have relationships you shallow fuck, is sex so important to you that you'll throw everything else out the window?as an asexual lad you're making me worried about the girl i'm seeing which might be why i sound a tad angry, sorry
>started college
>sick of being a fat fuck beta
>go to the gym with my /fit/ friend
>two days later my arms are on fire and I can't move them
>tell my mom that my pee is suddenly dark brown
>go to the doctors for a blood test and then shipped to the ER
>been in he hospital for 3 days and no end in sight
Why do I even try?
I dont know that feel because im not a low test.
how the fuck did you give yourself rhabdo your first day at the gym
>>25032334
Dehydration
Doms
Liar
So like, how many people here have used, or use this shit? I've been called a normie on here before and holy fuck, it must be true because this site, this fucking site.
Everyone on here is either too hot to be on here inbox is probably swarmed or too ugly to fuck with. But those few in the middle, that aren't intimidating or replusing:
>art or music student
Oh cool, so now my (potential) partner is unemployed AND in debt! Excellent!
Only people who messaged me was when I had my shit to bi and the wanted head...
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>>25032071
I had a similar experience, and you summed up everything there is to know about using this sight as a man.
>>25032071
>>art or music student
>Oh cool, so now my (potential) partner is unemployed AND in debt! Excellent!
All this text for this weak bait?
2/10 because it'll probably work on people but try harder next time senpai
>>25032071
It's hopeless. All the suposed dates are ugly and fat (but then again so am I). I only hd one date and she was ugly and fat and annoying.
They also got a million times worse over the years.
Hi everyone, anti-buddha here.
I just wanted to let you all know that I rescind all of my beliefs posted here on /r9k/. I have finally realized that the human mind is not a dowsing rod for solvable problems, and "just fix it, then" is not adequate life advice for most people. Indeed, humans are not bastions of pure logic and more often than not, the vaporous benefits of worrying about our problems are vastly outweighed by the psychosomatic effects of worrying in and of itself.
Furthermore, language is not some fundamental property of the universe. Language...
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You don't have to announce who are you. I'm probably the only one who cares and I can spot your posts pretty easily.
Drop acid
>>25032069
I don't think converting to buddhism was necessary for you to reach that conclusion but I think it's pretty neat
ROAMING 'ROUND YOUR HOUSE
WASTING YOUR TIME
NO OBLIGATION JUST
WASTING YOUR TIME
SO WHY ARE YOU ALONE
WASTlNG YOUR TlME
WHEN YOU COULD BE WITH ME
WASTING YOUR TIME
IM ASKING HER FOR NUMBER RIGHT NOW
REEEEE
WISH ME LUCK ROOOOBOOOOOOTS
>>25031983
good luck anon! prove our doubts wrong!
YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT
BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
GL FAGGOTREEE
I'm considering doing exercise, does it actually help with depression and stuff? Any experiences?
>>25031954
What exercise?
People act like it's a silver bullet and it's not, it will probably help slightly but needs to be part of a larger plan
>>25031972
Cardio stuff like running and biking
my life as a girl is so boring and I have no idea why trannys wannabe us
>I'm not pretty so I can't take pictures and enjoy attention whoring.
>I got no friends
>I'm either too slutty for guys or not slutty enough. I can never win.
>I have no hope in my future and will probably commit suicide at 30
>I can't feel happy
>I don't enjoy anything
There's...
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Because trannies can go from being ugly manlets to pretty girls
They get to diy themselves into being whatever girl
Shut the fuck up, you're probably cute as fuck.
>>25031928
Why was I bullied for all 12 years of school for being ugly and why is it no one cares about me?
Daily reminder that pale skin is beautiful and tans are the orange glow warning colour of sluts, just like how bees have yellow and black stripes.
I know
uhiuhg9iu
Bees don't have stripes because they are sluts
Did women just thought that because they like some tan in males and the latter get it, they should too? They look like shit.
Women age like milk, men age like wine.
So why aren't you dating a trap who has male genetics and will stay young and beautiful into her old age?
Because I am straight
Can the trap meme die or get moderated and moved to /lgbt/
>>25031859
It doesn't work like that. The real analogy should be: The feminine aspects of the human body age like milk, the masculine age like wine.
No matter what, you're going to age. You can still look masculine with wrinkles however.
>>25031874
/thread
this is original senpai
>TFW seeing so many young robots lamenting the same shit you learned a long time ago.
Something different, robots ask other robots questions or give other robot/NEET-life advice.
>there are people here who don't remember /r9k/ being a new board
>there are people here that don't even remember /r9k/ getting nuked and resurrected
>that was 4 years ago
where did the years go
To start off, all robots should have a pet. Give up on getting that qt gf, get your companionship from having a pet who will love you unconditionally and then get an escort occasionally for sex.
How do I accept my fate as a permavirgin?