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>Didnt finish high school
>no GED
>Unemployed
>300 games in my steam library
>20 year old
Ask me anything
>Never went to school past the 4th grade
>Just got GED and Driver's License at 22
>Enlisting in the army
baka desu senpai
>finished uni
>good marks at highschool
>freelancer
>86 games in steam library
>24 years old
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026546547/
>>25039970
are you content with a life of doing nothing but being cucked by digital media
You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate us. And if we were to succeed in getting fit after however long it takes they will still hate us to the bitter end if they ever found out we were fat at some point.
But we are all going to die some day and the only thing we can do until we meet our fate is try to be as happy as possible. If you believe that getting fit will help you be happier then by all means go for it, but if it doesn't would you continue just to keep up the facade for those that despise you?
I've tried many times to reach my goal but after a few weeks I remember that I have no reason to continue. Why waste 2-3 hours of my day working towards a goal that would satisfy no-one. I will have used up my time and still be slowly moving towards my death and the "fatty-haters" will still hate me, no matter how fit I get.
Bros, maybe you shouldn't try to get fit, because they're still going to call us names, and put us down for ever having breathed the same air as them. Just try to be happy, because one day they'll be dust too.
>>25039962
just realize that if she wasn't protected, that "fat loser" could bludgeon her to death with his bare hands before breaking a sweat
>>25039962
Unless you're a judgemental piece of shit like the girl in the picture, no one gives a shit about what you're doing in the gym. Unless you're doing something wrong that could injure yourself or others or damage something.
If anything, most would applaud the fat guy for going and at least trying.
Also, the fact that the girl is unoccupied enough to Snapchat during her so called "workout" is enough to prove that the fat guy is working harder than she is.
Shit like this pisses me the fuck off.
Fat guy here. Just bought gym shoes today, planned to start lifting.
Saw this thread, gonna go back to eating. Fuck normies, fuck lifting. Thanks op for opening my eyes.
anyone feel me
>>25039779
I do, just stopped playing.
Haven't played any games for three months now.
already played all the classic old games
there's nowhere left to go
>>25039998
So what do you do now? Vidya lost its magic for me a while ago, but there's nothing else so I keep buying games playing them for a few hours, and then spend the rest of my time doing drugs and wallowing in self-pity.
It's Beethoven's birthday. Why aren't you listening to Beethoven right now?
>>25039767
Because I'm not a massive pretentious faggot
i was earlier
is any beethoven song good for smoking?
Hi I'm a 20 y/o virgin and atheist. I'm thinking about joining a church and becoming a born again catholic so I can find a nice pure qt virgin wife, what do you think?
self bump anyone help?
>>25039746
That's not very Christian
>>25039746
*farts* t b h
what will you give to your loved ones for christmas?
so? dont't you have any loved ones fags?
What do you get for your dad's girlfriend's high-school aged son that is obsessed with cars and image (1000% normie shit)?
I don't want to encourage teen namebrand clothing.
>got my dad a Glock
>got mother a chair shaped like Michigan
>got sister a shirt and wineand am going to buy her more wine when she comes here too
>bought friend a concealment clock and Mario maker
>bought other friend some stupid attack of Titan socks
One friend gave me a vegan cook book already
>tfw 18 year old kissless virgin
23yo hugless virgin.
22yo kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
31 yo perma wizard virgin
Trust me Robots, you do not want domestic life. It is not what you think it will be, especially for someone like you. You will end up wanting to murder everyone with an axe, especially if there are children involved.
Trust me.
But I love children.
The only goal I've had for as long as I can remember is to be a good father like my father was to me. He raised me by himself, he deserves to reap the benefits and have loving grandchildren. I want to be a good father.
Is that so much to ask?
>>25039614
Was there anyone more alpha than Jack Torrence?
>>25039657
I love children too. It's not the kids, it's the ol' sperm bank upstairs. They have a tendency to...interfere.
But seriously, Shining quotes aside, I have seen it too many times, and experienced the maddening frustration first hand.
>>25039684
Yes. He was defeated by a child, a cancer patient and a nigger cook.
tfw you have no friends and metal and anime is the only thing that keeps you from ending it all
I will be your friend friend
>>25039515
>listening to metal
>>25039827
> watching anime
Ihavetoaddmorewords
How many of these apply to you?
1) College student
2) Living with parents
3) No job
4) No social life
5) No current relationship
6) Virgin
7) No interest in sports
8) No car
9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
12) Man-child
>>25039478
All 12. What do I win?
1,3,7
Maybe I am a normie
Just the no social life, no current relationship and virgin.
Guess I'm not a robot.
But, fuck, am I lonely.
I just bought a house.
Because I am a >wagecuck.
I love my job, my fiancee, and my life.
Do you know what, historically, has separated the Nobleman from the peasant?
Land ownership.
I own and control a fucking plot of land and house.
Stay irrelevant NEETs
>>25039453
Too bad land ownership doesn't mean what it used to. Now you are tied down. Hopefully you like it, man. You can't escape now.
>>25039453
Better not fall behind on your mortgage wagie :))))
Did you pay with several hundred thousand dollars cash?
If you are under mortgage you don't own it yet, cuck
>tfw you take your anxiety medication and you feel your mood lighten
It feels good being an artificial normie.
what one?
>>25039420
waiting on 50mg zoloft
really unsure about taking it. things have been looking up lately, but i still feel like life just isn't worth the effort...
tried lots of SSRIs and never noticed any difference until last week when i quit paxil.
had 2 seizures and bit off part of my tongue, but my depression and anxiety was gone from the moment i woke up in the hospital.
feels good man, hoping this is permenant, everyone here should look into electro shock therapy and induced seizures.
Who here has /devilish/ hobbies?
>See a racist post on facebook
>I screencap it and send it to their employer
>Their employer reply back to me like "Thank you for this information, are company doesn't tolerate this behavior on or off the job. We will let this employee go from our company"
I've done this 10 times
>>25039323
>devilish
>being a SJW on goybook
yea what a badass
drink bleach you little fag
Lol, i thought I was the only one who did this.
>>25039323
I think we should turn the tables on the bitches that started this kind of shit.
If you see any kind of man hating feminazi, you should do the exact same thing. Or if you see a tranny, ask their employer if they realize the "young lady" they hired is actually a man appropriating the female gender.
What's the cringiest thing you've ever done?
>>25039313
I sang to a big public once.
Tbh I didn't feel cringe, but i'm sure it was for everyone else.
>>25039313
no, fuck that
do what you like and stop being afraid to seem cringy
normies do the same shit and noone's accusing them of cringe
express yourself
I can't stop farting. The room smells like I just took a poo poo
HELP /R9K/ HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP
Girl I met at a party messaged me on facebook saying it was "nice meeting you, let me know any good parties happening next year :)"
The fuck should I say?
The least desperate attempt I could think of is "great meeting you too, definitely will do! :)"
I thought I acted like a sperg at the party, no idea why she's contacted me, we just exchanged facebooks when the party ended.
I'm a 23 year old kissless hugless virgin and this is the first time a girl has gone out of her way to speak with me.
You did ok
If you know of any good parties happening next year, let her know.
>>25039303
>If you know of any good parties happening next year, let her know.
Gold.
You have her interest for a week or two at the most. Find something cool to do, like a concert and tell her your friends are going, invite her, and just tell her your friends couldn't make it.
Enjoy getting laid.
