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>6'
>relatively good looking
>white
>a bit awkward but I make it up with humor
>above average intelligence
>pay attention to politics
>wouldn't call myself cultured (because I'm not a pretentious fag)
but
>my favorite music isn't just shit I pick up from the Top 10
>my favorite movies aren't centered around explosions
>my video games (when I play them) aren't Call of Duty or any other shit copy paste of everything else
>my other forms of entertainment aren't spoon fed to me through mass marketing
All of this and I'm
>still a virgin
Now, let's compare me to my female co-worker
>fat
>2/10
>even if she lost weight she'd still probably be 3.5/10
>stupid
>not politically minded at all (if she says anything about politics, it's generic Democrat shit about Shillary)
>favorite music is what's ever in the Top 10
>new Star Wars movie omg xD
>"I don't play video games but I like to watch my boyfriend play COD" xp
>"Amy Schumer is so funny."
>"Did you see what's trending on Twitter?"
All of this and...
>she has gotten laid multiple times and had numerous relationships
>she's in a serious relationship now
>waaah why am i getting no sex
no better than them lol
>>25049333
I'm not mad that I'm not getting sex. It's just that I'm a much better person. I'm more important than her. Why is my life devalued because I have a penis? Even though I'm adding more to the world than she ever will she's more valued because of her vagina.
OP you sound like a whiney bitch faggot.
You are boring. Nobody will ever fuck you let alone be with you.
do girls really like the memebun? my hair is finally long enough and i feel like the tumblr types would get wet over it
It's nice if your head is shaped well for it and you have an attractive face.
Yes.
I'm like a 6/10 tops but I've gotten tons of ass because of it.
>>25049275
/thread
It's an edgy haircut, meaning it'll amplify what's already there. If everything else about you is unattractive it'll dig you even further, if you're good looking it'll be a plus
>watch nature documentary
>showing mating habits of different animals
>all the male animals have to be the biggest and best and literally fight other males, sometimes to the death or severe injury, just to get the chance to mate with the female
>the female simply has to exist
Why is nature so unfair? Why do females ALWAYS have it easier?
>>25049131
>Why do females ALWAYS have it easier?
lmao
Females have been getting killed in wars and have been worked to death for thousands of years. Also theyre the ones who are expected to take care of the children. fuck off virgin
>males literally fight to the death to see who is superior and gets to breed, passing on their superior genes
>females just exist
>you now realize genetic evolutional progress is severally limited due to females having a very good chance of passing on whatever trash genes they may be carrying because they do not need to compete. there will always be a male willing to fuck it, either Chad, Brad, Thad, or John.
>>25049166
>taking care of children
>hard
Yeah it must be tough to put a DVD in and sit there on the couch while your husband is working in the coalmines. I bet when the husband gets home the wife immediately pawns the kid off on the husband like "HERE I'VE BEEN WATCHING HER ALL DAY I NEED A BREAK"
Why are you guys such betas?
Are you that fucking stupid?
I guess I don't use women as a tool to establish dominance. Honestly, it's really sad that you're doing this, and it's even sadder that she's so desperate for attention that she allows it.
Have fun slaughtering your soul for the cheap chemical high and illusionary feeling of dominance.
Thanks for the number :)
Sending her a message with a pic of this thread right now
Is there any asian guy in here?
I don't know a better place for this so here it goes. I'm an asian woman and I feel that you guys only remember us when you want to complain about asian women dating white men. Is that true? All asian guys I know want to date white women. I want to date asian men.
I'm willing to take all the Asian men that Asian women don't want. Please help me.
>>25049085
Obvious b8, but I'm bored.
I'm technically Asian Don't have any of those mongoloid features though. Never really found myself attracted to Asian women that much. They tend to have amazing pubic hair (from the porn I've seen).
Asian guy here. I don't really care who you date unless you were out being a slut or party all the damn time. Women who party a lot are annoying as fuck.
What was the best and worst years of your life and why?
2015
2 stays in the mental hospital and other all around shitiness
>>25048830
My worst years are all of my years.
>>25048830
Best: 2004, first year with my longterm GF/wife
Worst: 2011, year we seperated
Fuck is this nip playing at?
>>25048686
He's slowly dying. Haven't you ever seen a sad anime series before? Dying people always say weird cryptic shit like this.
"if i were there i would cuddle with you to warm up"
He's so moe.
Are you a good kisser, /r9k/?
My boyfriend said I am. I don't even do much, he just sits there and sucks on my tongue for like 10 minutes. It gets boring after a while.
>>25048667
I have been told that I am.
>>25048667
I've been told so, but that was 8 years ago.
Underground(ish) music thread.
no normie tier EDM shit
Requake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtvDsVa4k5U
>>25048630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlI5joblrFQ
>>25048630
more riddim:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snmqx7IEUSc
>>25048630
https://soundcloud.com/lobo_da_g/get-paid-prod-by-mbeats
hello r9kers
normie from /fit/ and /biz/ here, what's up with all the "I have no friends" threads on this board? Making friends is easy, just talk to people.
>just be urself bro
Fuck off
That's the worst non-advice there is you fucking twat
Don't bother, robots are fucking scum who deserve nothing but the very same sorrow they reap daily.
Most robots are awkward, unlikable, shy, unable to find people with similar interests, or some combination of those four.
Who here has given up hope for ever finding a gf?
I'm tired.
it's better to be alone
at least that's what i tell myself
Haha who is the flabby cargo shorts wearing faeggot in the pic OP? bwahahaa
Yah I'm done with that. She'll just end up cucking me or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8BDgLpZkI
well bots?
>>25048277
Honestly I thought it was nice. Sure it's corny but it's a feel good video and sometimes ya just need a little of that in your life.
>>25048573
except it's the least genuine thing in the world, it would honestly be insulting to be in this video. we went over this week ago.
>>25048930
says you nigger
it has a nice song and a nice camera angle.
any uncuts here, what do you do with your smegma
heard it gives cancer
lol take a shower you filthy cunt
>>25048130
are you fuckin retarded dude? i cant even pull the fuckin forskin since it hurts so fuckin bad
Wash your penis you filthy faggot.
Modern life is meaningless. That is, there is nothing left to be done. Our cause as living beings, human beings, modern beings, is complete. The only thing left to do now is watch the world fall apart so that a new one, young and bursting with meaning and potential can grow.
What is the thread that connects our lives together into a coherent whole? We are modern men working away in a dead society. An organ pumping in a dead body. A cell in a non-functional organ. A molecule bouncing around in a dead cell.
The refrain is, we create our own meaning. But you can no more create your own meaning, than a biochemical molecule can create its own purpose. The history of all culture surrounds us, and creates the shape within which we exist. There is no escape and the void is not a template for infinite shapes.
>>25048022
who are your favorite authors?
>>25048022
are you literally 12 years old?
>The only thing left to do now is watch the world fall apart so that a new one, young and bursting with meaning and potential can grow
Hopefully the next run won't fail itself
How much longer do you think we have?
>get match on tinder
>third ever match
>first was a fatty, second was a feminist
>this girl is the first to actually look worthwhile
>pic related
>idk how to talk to people
what do? And what's a PCV?
also I'm not looking for sex, and I clearly stated that in my profile
>>25047904
>And what's a PCV?
personal cum vessel
you have been warned
>>25047904
>PVC
>before I move to Africa
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