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Man, I see in /r9k/ the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation eating tendies, pissing in jugs; slaves with good boy points. Normies have us chasing gfs and roasties, making posts we hate so we can talk about shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on facebook to believe that one day we'd all be Chads, and career men, and normies. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
that movie sucked
>>25053191
sure m8 I bet you gave Lucy 10/10
>>25053200
havent seen it
fight club overrated as fuck desu
Who else here hates driving?
As a teen, it was the number one thing I wanted to do when I became an adult. Now that I've had my driving license for only a few months, it's the most tedious thing I've done in my life. It feels like a chore or a second job, it's so boring. Anyone else feel this way?
>>25053126
>As a teen, it was the number one thing I wanted to do when I became an adult
Why though? Yeah everyone in high school wanted to drive because they wanted to go do normie shit but that wasn't for me. Driving would just be a way to get to work.
If you live in a city big enough for driving to be a second job just take the bus, it's much better for sanity.
I generally enjoy driving
I even drive this forklift at work that's kinda like a car.
>>25053193
I didn't care about normie shit, but driving would give me the freedom I needed. I'd still spend most of my time at home, like I do now, but when I actually gained the motivation to go somewhere new and fresh for a while, I'd be able to.
why is it so hard?
i don't know dude
i hate it
Because you have assburgers
When a teacher is talking to the class and looks you in the eye should you maintain contact?
I don't understand how we can all be so sad while living (mostly) in first world nations. thinking about that just makes me feel worse most of the time.
>filling our lives with cheap meaningless goods is somehow supposed to make it betterit doesn't
>>25052847
>having electricity, water, civilized plumbing, comfy beds, fridges, unlimited music, etc isn't better than living in a 3rd world shithole
>hate life
>remember that there are millions, even billions of people who have it far worse than me
>hate life even more
Fuck this nightmare world.
>Live in Australia
>Chad capital of the world
>Mum takes me to some casual restaurant place, shes always wanted to go and i always say no.
>It's called Slices
>Today decided to go
>As we arrive, and sit down.
>Chads with their friends everywhere
>Everyone has girlfriends
>Every-guy is way better looking then me
>Realize i'm a 22 year old lanklet high-school drop-out with no job, and no friends with his mother
>It hits me
>Feel shit the entire time
>Arrive home
>Put on some sorts, take my ipod and go out for a long walk in the dark and sit in a park that's completely pitch dark for 2 hours.
It never used to hurt me, but it does now.
At least you have me senpai.
>>25052820
I've always wanted an imaginary friend.
>>25052852
Tonight, we make soap.
>Work 5 days a week
>Have to pretend I'm enthusiastic to fit in with the rest of the group
>Have to pretend I'm a completely normal human being with no problems at all
>Have to pretend I'm just like them
>Get home no friends no family completely dead inside just another day forcing my way through work
Planning on becoming NEET in the future once I've saved up a bit more cash and living a life of solitude where I can read and write as much as I want.
you're never going to write anything
thats about it tbqh senpai
>>25052666
Literally just about described my life
>People really like me
>People crowd around me because I am funny
>Still can't into gf
>Don't hang out with anyone after my classes
>go home and wallow in despair
honest question why does this turn me on???
im a straight male.
i find only the guy part repulsive but when black hair sucked its fucking hot
why is this?
is this gay or straight?
honest question
im trully desperate to get some honest answer
>>25052459
On todays news on channel 7: OPs bait thread which will receive 400+ replies in the next hours.
>>25052459
I've seen this exact thread reposted so many fucking times. SAGE! I hope you get banned faggot
Maybe this time around someone can give me the fucking source.
>be a loner
>spend a lot of time on the internet
>start getting into anime and manga
>now I'm even more of a loner
fuck
why did I do that
this is a hobby that no one wants to acknowledge in real life
>naively join the "anime club" in high school
>everyone is obese or pencil thin
>everyone has colored hair or pitch black hair
>everyone is talking about bleach and death note and elfen lied
that's the story of how I was on the anime club for 1 day
anime attracts some real dweebs
I just want a cute gf I can watch yuru yuri with
>>25052568
i feel you senpai
>like anime and manga
>think id like some friends who also like anime and manga
> go to london comic con
>everyone is super fucking cringy and pretty much normie weebs
> haven't thought about it once since
its okay if you like those things
just keep it to yourself
>tfw you're a 21yr old kissless handholdless friendless NEET shut-in skinnyfat balding driver's licenceless high-school dropout virgin
Are you as much of a loser as I am /r9k/?
I think so, just without the kissless and balding parts.
>>25052366
Dude no one cares about your shitty pissing contest.
Fucking turn your faggot life around instead of seeing who has the smallest dick.
I'm the same, except without the balding, drivers liscense thing, and I graduated high school.
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME GAY 4CHAN AND NOFAP
I FUCKING HATE YOU
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
YOU ARE PIECES OF SHIT FUCK YOU
>>25052278
what happened anon? I think i may have been in a similar situation
how the fuck did no fap make you gay
>>25052436
I want to fuck a guy.
I was talking to some gay guy online and only called it off at the last moment.
>>25052639
After not masturbating for a month, I want to pound a little twink's tight asshole until I blow a gigantic load deep inside him.
I never wanted to do that before.
What kind of stats would a girl on /r9k/ have to have in order to be a real robot? Is it even possible for girls to be robots?
>be me
>I'm a girl btw XDDD
>be kicked out of dads house when I graduate from high school
>all my friends leave me
>room mate with co worker from one of my jobs and bf at the time
>co worker girl is uglier than me
>bf breaks up with me and starts fucking her in the same week
>tfw I have to live with them for another 10 months
>tfw they love each other so much and I have to eat it
>"just find someone else, it isn't the end of the world anon."
>literally work so much to pay the bills that all I have is 4chan
>tfw typing this on phone at night kek job
Is it because I'm ugly?
>my stats are 5'11", 310 pounds, blue eyes, short red hair, small tits and huge ass, had braces so I have straight teeth
A-am I just retarded? Can I make it?
pls post skype
>>25052078
>5'11", 310 pounds,
found yer problem
You should save money for college. Here is a pic of my tummy to motivate you.
>those 14 year olds on tumblr who self-diagnose a shit ton of mental illnesses, and involve themselves in politics
>those 14 year olds on r9k who self-diagnose a shit ton of mental illnesses, and involve themselves in nobody's life ever
>Those people on online image boards who keep raging about immature, young people they don't have anything to do with
>mexicansfuck off bot
Why are we cursed with such shit lives /r9k/
cause you choose to do nothing about your own misery.
there is potential and with potential comes choice, so don't let the potential go to waste.
and if you buy eggy's shitty genetically inferior meme, you gotta kick your own butt and move forward regardless.
>>25052422
Get out you fucking normie holy shit I'm so tired of these fucks invading my board
>>25052422
Hey, I think you meant to post that on >>>/s4s/ you god awful memer
If dubs I blow my brains out with Grandpa's old service revolver
FUCKING ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
if dubs you have to begin yoga
>>25051971
If dubs bet 50 bucks on the first race horse in the lists with Lucky in its name
>>25051971
If dubs, I dunno suck your own dick or something
>I'm a 37 year old guy who has never been in a relationship with a girl
>I've had sex, but only with prostitutes or black our drunk girls
>Some here might think that's normie but they have no idea what it's like to go 37 years without any intimacy with a girl
>Have one really close friend I've known since I was a kid
>His mother and mine were best friends so we spent lots of time together
>He's always been a normie guy but kept me around because we were best friends as kids
>The guy always invites me to BBQ's and parties because he wants to help me settle down
>He's the only guy I can be myself around we tell each other basically everything short of stuff his wife wants to keep secret
>Despite all this I made a momentary retarded decision and completely fucked up our friendship beyond repair
>In May his 18 year old son came out as being trans
>His wife was completely supportive so he had to unload how he truly felt about it on me
>He would tell me the sort of stuff his son was doing like going clothes shopping with his wife and how much it sickened him
>Today was the first time I actually saw his son in person after he had started "transitioning" or whatever the fags call it
>We were in the room with him doing some gay yoga shit (Meant to build muscle around hims to look more feminine or something)
>His son actually passed and seeing him in yoga pants gave me a bit of a chub
>Pull out my phone and pretend I'm playing Suduko while I talk to his dad
>Turn phone on silent and discretely snap a picture of his son while his ass is facing me bent over
>Shuttle goes off anyway (Now know some phones don't let you turn off the sound for privacy reasons)
>He flips out that I'm taking pictures of his son
>He knows I've fucked "ladyboys" in Thailand before
>It's clear he thinks I want to fuck his son by the tone in his voice
>Makes me delete the picture then tells me to fuck off and never come back
I'm guessing you have a sub-90 IQ.
Get it together anon holy fuck
U rack disciprin
