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Are these banned now? Met a few cool people with these.
Post any other templates you have/your own chart here.
bumparooroo
>>25018391
Bumping while i fill this out
dont 404 on me compadre
>>25018391
give me 10 min famo
>be genetic scientist working in biochem lab in virology department
>secretly preparing a lethal viral infection that only targets the genome sequence in people that possess excess amounts of dopamine and serotonin i.e. NORMIES
Diabolical right? Now i just need to somehow mutate a common cold virus to do that so that there is never any cure......
Please share any tips or tricks how
>>25054757
Bump for importance
Make one that targets people with excess amounts of melanin
>tfw can't use drugs anymore
>tfw addicted to porn
>tfw fapping isn't even pleasurable
>tfw feel no sexual attraction towards anyone anymore
>tfw still fap 5x a day
Anyone else /pornaddict/ here? How do we shake our habit?
just stop watching porn
wow what a fucking revelation
>>25054607
>just stop taking heroin!!!!
>>25054632
>this is an accurate comparison
get a grip mate
>add a guy from r9k steam thread
>he tells you about not having many friends
>he tells you that he wants to suicide
>talk him out of suicide
>tell him you're going to be his friend
>message him daily
>don't message him for few days
>removed from the friendlist
>no response or reason or whatsoever
>he didn't even try to contact you or ask what's up
>add him back
>he adds you when you're sleeping, says you have few minutes to respond or he'll remove you again
>wake up few hours later, read this
>mfw
Lesson learned today: posting id-s in steam threads: NEVER AGAIN.
So what's the problem? He didn't even kill himself
>>25054283
>do something good for people from r9k
>get treated like shit
No wonder people like this stay robot with no hope of improvement
>>25054250
THE BOTTOM CAR IS DRIVING ON TWO WHEELS.
>even women I think I'm too good for aren't attracted to me
>>25054154
Some girls make it super obvious when they're into you.
UNFORTUNATELY MOST OF THEM FOR ME. ARE FUCKING SHEBOONS.
>>25054180
Like what? never had it happen to me.
>>25054191
-Initiate conversations for little to know reason
-Even if you give an as barebones response as possible they keep talking
-Give you a nickname
-Laugh at basic as fuck jokes
-Get as close to you as possible before contact
Shit like that. I seem to attract asian girls, a few latinas and sheboons, thoroughly ignored by everyone else.
Do you believe in it?
>>25053942
I ain't a retard
I believe that at death the chemicals that get pumped into your brain give you a sensation of the afterlife that possibly lasts years if not decades in your perception, only to have everything fade to nothingness.
I've just come to a point where I'm indifferent desu
Tell me /r9k/, what does it look like?
tell me ur green text, etc.
>>25053814
bump of interst maybe?
>>25053981
Sleeping then not waking up
>>25053986
interesing
disappearing without knowing
What would happen if robots an hero'd en mass, Would the gvt's be forced to sit up and take notice of the plight of young men? What do you guys think?
Videogames/internet would get blamed. For about 2 months, then everyone would forget.
>>25053772
The government should do something about stopping male genital mutilation.
No.
We'd be advertised as the online cult of freakish failures that we are.
>had date with a woman on monday
>even held hands
>today get message like "sorry, you're not my type. You're nice and I'm sure there is someone out there for you"
>not even mad
>laugh like a retard
>smug.jpg
Seriously though. I'm not mad or sad in the slightest. It's actually pretty funny. The fact that she put up with such an autistic slob like me and even held hands with me is kinda amusing.
Pic related is me right now.
You are clearly upset
>>25053705
When I was first rejected I laughed because she wanted to be just friends.
>held hands with female
get out normie
while you were wacking the weasel, she was sucking a guy in the club bathroom
while you were solving a sorting algorithm, she was guzzling on chads cum in the dormroom
while you were watching porn in your small room, she was getting pounded by the hs football jock
remember this when you kiss her
>>25053681
>when you kiss her
>implying
>>25053681
> herp derp derp I'm so smart look at me
> I've never done everything with my life but I am literally better than everyone else.
> I am swimming in my own filth, stagnating, while my peers have long since surpassed me.
> While I was in my room masturbating to the thought of my (imagined) towering intellect my peers were enjoying their youth.
>>25053681
where was the webm of this with the music in the background?
was keking through the whole thing.
These were very beautiful towers too
It's a shame middle easterners god jealous and destroyed them so they could show off how big their hotel in Mecca was
New one is better in my opinion
>>25053601
They were ugly in all honesty
>>25053601
>jealous of right angles
white people are fucking square man. I'm white and even I know it.
*yawwwn*
Oh good morning, wagecuck. Well, look at the time. Guess I was sleeping in while you were getting ready for work and commuting to it. Looks like it's almost time for you to start.
Another day, another dollar.
what happens in these threads
jokes on you, I work a night shift and just got home
>>25053582
its a mystery of the universe
>Anhedonia (lost interest and pleasure in everything)
>Avolition (no energy and motivation to do anything)
Living like this sucks.
>>25053452
>Autism
>Thinking you're a failure because of everything else but yourself
>claims to have lost interest, motivation and energy
>still feels like complaining on an anonymous image forum
No, you're just an attention whore.
>Faggot (what you are)
>mfw I just realized that everyone on this board is an asshole
d-does that mean I'm an asshole too?
do people not like us because we're dicks? is that it?
>>25053293
There's a reason that the assholes on here ended up as assholes.
I can guarantee that most were generally harmless, selfless, and overall genuinely nice people before they learned that the world is a shitty place and they were dealt with an equally shitty hand in life.
>>25053324
I'll keep that in mind anon
>>25053293
>tfw not an assholeI just like you guys, that's all.
Has Eggman really had sex??
Can anyone provide me with greentext cliffs as to how the fuck that even happened? Meanwhile I'm better looking than him but I'm a KHV at age 21. FUCK. THIS. LIFE.
Eggman is pretty much just an ugly, failed normie; I don't get this boards obsession with this guy.
he said it himself plenty of times
Just recently around the time of the shootings he had a new gf. He still might be dating somebody.
How did it surprise you that some charismatic internet attentionwhore is a normie?
>>25053216
What the fuck is this shit!?!?!?!?
fkn robot fjwijfiwejfpoweofw
